stitchlesswitch
stitchlesswitch
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In my witch craft, as in life, the rules are made up and the points don't matter. 20s & lgbtq
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stitchlesswitch · 2 days ago
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It's like. If you basically name a diagnosis "Bad Person Disorder", of course people not well versed in the nuances of psychiatric advocacy discourse will look at the assholes and abusers in their life and go "well clearly they must have Bad Person Disorder!" I'm not saying it's correct or fair, but it sure is happening. Because if we create an officially validated category of Bad People™️, of course people looking for simple answers will try to place everyone they don't like in that box
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stitchlesswitch · 5 days ago
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Do you know spells for justice or protection for other people? Like the protesters?
I know a few, but it’s difficult to pick one exactly. Here’s everything I could find in my personal spellbook that I thought might be applicable.
Ninja Dust
Intent: To enable a person to make a quick unseen exit or go unnoticed; formulated to work in crowded places.
Ingredients:
1 pt White Oak
1 pt Bloodroot
1 pt Black Salt
1 pt Red Poppy
1 pt Mustard
1/2 pt Rosemary
1/2 pt Sage
1/2 pt Clove
1/2 pt Willow Bark
Optional:
Pinch of Galangal Root
Pinch of Heather Blossom
Pinch of Devil's Shoestring
Pinch of Black Cohosh
This powder was prepared for a friend of mine the night before she attended a large-scale protest march. It's meant to help you stay safe in a crowded situations and affect a quick exit when and if you have to.
Sprinkle a pinch or two on your shoes before you go out, or carry a small vial or packet with you. If you find yourself in a situation where you need to leave quickly, toss down the powder and step on it as you leave.
Of course, this should always go along with whatever practical safety measures are deemed prudent for your situation. If you find yourself in a position where you are in immediate physical danger, forget the powder, just get to safety however you can. Be careful out there!
Liza Hempstock’s Invisibility Charm
Inspired by The Graveyard Book.
Use this charm when you want to pass unseen and unremarked in a crowd or need to escape a situation without being noticed.
Put a pinch of poppy seeds in your shoe or carry a packet of them in your pocket. When you need to make a quick exit, turn three times, spit over your left shoulder, and whisper:
Be hole, be dust, be dream, be wind Be night, be dark, be wish, be mind, Now slip, now slide, now move unseen, Above, beneath, betwixt, between
Gather yourself together, find your exit, and GO.
No Fear Here
To help dispel fear, ward off danger, and promote bravery. This blend is meant for a home ornament witchball, but it can also be put into a sachet or a bottle charm if mobile magic is needed.
Agrimony
Yarrow
Black Pepper
Thyme
Jasmine
Black Tea Leaves
Walking Ward Protection Oil
For personal warding spells of all kinds
Sweet Basil
Witch Hazel
Fennel Sprigs
Mix the herbs in equal parts and soak 1 tbsp of the blend in 1-2 cups of bland oil for about a week to make the infusion. Strain and bottle the oil. If desired, add a couple of drops of Basil or Rosemary essential oil.
Short Notice Travel Protection Charm
If you're called to make an unexpected trip and don't have time to prepare a full-sized bottle charm, making a braid or knot-string out of white yarn or string. As you tie it, say seven times over:
By water and fire, by sky and by stone, This charm will see me brought safely back home.
Tie the string around your wrist or ankle for the duration of the trip. You can remove it when you return home or let it fall off on its' own.
"Bibbity Bobbity Back Off" Banishing Spell
This spell grew out of a quip that I made in response to some hate mail that came my way. Some weeks of experimenting with word-activated protection magics later, this is what I came up with.
Intent: To repel or banish harmful things that attempt to accost you.
Materials:
Piece of Personal Jewelry
Small Jar with Flat Lid
Tealight Candle
Herbs: Angelica Root, Peppermint, Marjoram, Willow Bark
Make a potpourri blend out of the herbs and place it in the jar. For extra potency, spit in the jar. Place the piece of jewelry in the jar, close the lid, and shake gently. Set the jar somewhere level and safe, set the tealight on top of the lid, and burn it for a few minutes.
Focus on the flame of the tealight and chant, as many times as you feel you need to:
I cannot be snared, I cannot be caught However you try, no harm is wrought
When you've finished, blow out the candle. Wait for the candle cup and the lid to cool before opening the jar. Retrieve the jewelry and wear it when you need a little extra protection.
Should you need to activate the protection, simply breathe on your fingers, touch the charmed object, and whisper, "Invictus." (Latin, pron. in-VIK-toos; “invincible.”) The charm will last until you remove the piece and breathe on it again. You'll need to return it to the jar of herbs to recharge within 24 hours of use, or you'll have to cast the charm all over again. For best results, I recommend changing the herbs in the jar between charges.
This is a short-term heavy-duty banishing spell. It can't ensure physical safety, but it can help keep you safe from emotional and mental attack, and may provide an opportunity for escape if one is needed. It may also diffuse aggressive outside energy long enough for you to make a prudently-timed getaway if a confrontation seems imminent.
"Not On My Watch" Vinegar
 Intent: An all-purpose preventative potion for use in protective and binding spells.
 Ingredients:
Jar with Tight-fitting Lid
2 cups Vinegar
Coffee Filter
Funnel
Bottle for Storage
Knife and Cutting Board
Fresh Ginger or Horseradish Root
Peppermint Essential Oil
Herbs: Bay Leaves, Coriander, Lemon Peel, Cedar Tips, Pine Needles, Witch Hazel, Clover Leaves
This is a heavy-duty protective vinegar that I created in a fit of rage. If the ingredient list seems excessive, it's because I was angry enough about the situation to basically throw the book at it. I've used it a few times since then and it's been very effective.
To make this potion, you'll need a jar with a tight-fitting lid. A large brand-new mason jar is best for this. For some other spells and potions, you can use recycled food jars, but for this one, you want a fresh jar with no chance of leftover food particles.
First, clean your piece of ginger or horseradish root. For best results, you'll want a fresh root, not dried pieces, as you want the juice and oils to blend with the vinegar. Cut several slices from the root and place them in the mason jar. Wash and dry the knife before continuing.
Note: Fresh horseradish root has a very strong peppery-sour smell, and can produce fumes like onions do. The fumes may cause your nose to run and may irritate your eyes. (It's a great way to clear the sinuses though.) If you are sensitive to such things, you may want to wear a surgical mask and goggles, or just use ginger root instead.
To help your herbs fit more easily into the jar, you may want to carefully dice them into smaller, more manageable pieces. You can work with fresh or dried herbs for this potion, whichever works best with your available supplies. If you want additional aromatic qualities in your potion, I recommend using fresh Lemon Peel, Cedar Tips, and Pine Needles if possible. It adds a nice fresh, clean scent, a little bit like a certain name-brand floor cleaner, but less chemical. Using fresh versions of these ingredients will also help to cut the vinegar smell to a certain degree. But again, if you only have dried herbs, that will work just as well.
Dried or fresh, you'll need approximately 2 ½ ounces of chopped herbs altogether. That's about five tablespoons or 71 grams of herbs. Mix them together and add them to the jar. If you've used fresh herbs, you'll need to dry or discard any leftovers. If you used only dried herbs, put any extra mix into a container for future use. Waste not, want not.
Add two cups of vinegar to the jar. I used white vinegar, but cider vinegar or wine vinegar will do as well. Use whatever you have available. White vinegar may be less expensive, if you need to purchase a fresh bottle. Add 2-3 drops of Peppermint essential oil, close the lid tightly, and give the jar a good shake.
Leave the vinegar jar in a warm, dry place to steep for three full days. Strain the resulting liquid into a clean bottle using a funnel and coffee filter, and discard the herbs. The mason jar can be used again after it has been thoroughly cleaned and dried.
Use the potion in home protection magics, particularly if you need to repel unsavory persons, "accidents" which are not at all accidental, or harmful magics. It can also be an additive in spells meant to make the home a sanctuary for those who need it. Add a small amount to your washwater when you clean hard floors or your doorstep for additional protection. Splash a little on your front door or at your property line to discourage trespassers.
(I’m sure this could be put to use for keeping yourself safe during protests, keeping cops away from your home, blessing marchers and venues, and so forth.)
I’ll try and search up my post with magical measures for justice as well.
Hope this helps!
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stitchlesswitch · 10 days ago
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I have a donation pile because I’m packing up my shit to move, and I’m pretty sure my mother added UNOPENED boxes of a vibrator and cock roach killer
B is trying to get me put on some kind of thrift store hit list or something i s2g
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stitchlesswitch · 24 days ago
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A daily prayer for today to bless you.
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stitchlesswitch · 24 days ago
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fml we gotta do everything ourselves here
GET BOOPED SUCKEEERS
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stitchlesswitch · 27 days ago
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By all-mer teach your apprentices better
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stitchlesswitch · 27 days ago
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The sexiest thing about tumblr is at no point has AI summarized anything for me, may this site always be too broke to let that happen
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stitchlesswitch · 28 days ago
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you are invited to their party!
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stitchlesswitch · 1 month ago
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actually [unwritten project] is my greatest accomplishment in life
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stitchlesswitch · 1 month ago
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making a collection
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stitchlesswitch · 1 month ago
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At the risk of sounding anti-intellectual, I think that college should be free and also not a requirement for employment outside of highly specialized career fields
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stitchlesswitch · 1 month ago
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It’s my birthday 🎂
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stitchlesswitch · 2 months ago
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🔹 Psalm Magic 101 🔹
I practice with psalm magic a lot as a Christian witch, but it’s not exclusive to Christian witches. I’ve said this before on my blog, but the psalms are some of the oldest, most well documented pieces of magic we have.
The psalms, commonly attributed to King David, but there’s actually no evidence of who authored any of the psalms. We have no idea who they came from, but we know they came from much older sources. Using the book of psalms as magical test is a sort of pre-Wiccan traditional witchcraft practice.
I tend to follow Ariel Gatoga’s method of psalm magic, though there are many traditions.
Step 1: Start with a Psalm
Start with a psalm. It helps if it has a meaning that aligns with what your intentions are, but it isn’t explicitly necessary. You’ll have a harder time working the psalm, but it is definitely not impossible. I like this index of psalm meanings.
Your first read through of the psalm you’re going to treat it like an incantation. Recite with intent and with energy, whatever that means for you. Do this without stopping. (If you stop you do gotta start over)
This doesn’t have to be out loud, if you’re in the broomcloset, but read through it as if you were reciting it out loud. I like to describe this as “all but” letting the words come out of your mouth.
Step 2: Work the Psalm
Next, we move on to working the psalm. Our next read through, mentally or out loud, we’re reading and digging deeper, verse by verse, finding the occult meanings behind certain words.
What are occult or double meanings? I really like, again, Ariel Gatoga’s booklet on discerning the double meanings of certain words.
He describes finding these words as seeds which we plant and grow into magic. The description that resonates with me is knitting these words together to grow into a functional spell.
There’s no inherent magic in reciting a psalm. The magic comes from working and weaving its pieces together with intention to work towards your goal.
Sometimes, if I have the energy, I’ll do a second working of the same psalm. Don’t do more than one psalm a day. One thing about psalm magic is that it can be exhausting. I remember the first time I really had success with a working it completely drained me and I passed out immediately after. Even if you don’t get physically tired, it is mentally taxing, so don’t overdo it. (Remember to always raise energy before and ground after.)
Ending and Circuits
I personally end with incanting the psalm once more, putting special emphasis on those occult or double-meaninged words. I made this up. It helps me feel like I’ve gone full circle, but truly, we were finished after we worked the psalm. This second incantation is really just putting frosting on the outside of the psalm cake.
Circuits are an integral part of psalm magic, unlike my little frosting on the cake. When you work a psalm, it’ll work, but to add more energy to what you preformed, you’re going to want to recite similar psalms the next few days. My favorite circuit is definitely 9, 90, and 91 for healing illness.
To work a circuit, pick the 3-6 psalms you want to work, and work them, one a day, 3-6 days straight, depending on how many psalms you picked. After, take a few days rest and evaluate how you feel about what you did. I search deep for my gut to tell me where I stand in the problem. If you feel good, great! If you don’t, do the circuit again.
I like psalms because psalmic magic does not rely on anything else. You can create a ritual around it (I do!) but nothing else is required. You can be the most inconspicuous witch ever. You only need a Bible or a book of psalms.
A final note, if you feel detached from the language found in the book of psalms, especially if you’re not a devotee of an Abrahamic god, it’s important to reframe it. In this text, you are god. (Heresy alert lol). Remember, these texts predate what they’re used for in the Bible. Change your frame of reference, and realize you are the god of the texts. (Or if you do resonate with the way they are written, don’t bother.) It’s about how to make the text work with you. There is no power in the exact language with which the psalms are written.
Once you learn the process, psalm magic starts to feel like second nature.
If you ever don’t want to write your own spell, if you want to recite some old magic, or even if you are worried about getting caught, psalm magic has something for everyone. I really do implore you to give it a shot.
Lastly, if this has been helpful or insightful to you, please consider donating to the ALS Association.
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I’m on a mission to end ALS. If you can’t donate, reblog my pinned post, or hey, send a psalm up for healing those with ALS, or knowledge for those working for the cure.
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stitchlesswitch · 2 months ago
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Now, I have not and will not go out of my way to shame anyone in any manner for having once supported trump (or other harmful beliefs) and since then having learned better. (In fact my reaction is typically along the lines of ‘good for you.’) But I’m not going to treat them like victims or with coddling either.
For every trump supporter there was at least one educated family member that accepted, tolerated, and included them even when they shouldn’t have. They were hardly marginalized by society.
You know when people say, I don’t view my accomplishment as an accomplishment but rather an expectation/obligation? I expect an adult with access to information/resources available online and/or at the library to be fully capable of learning and understanding several things, including “racism bad” and fact versus fiction. When they do, I will not shame them for having taken more time, but I’m not about to break out a pillow to ensure their soft landing either. Being an adult means taking accountability for your mistakes, and even though that’s not a greenlight for people to shame you, you’re not entitled to soft landings either. It’s not something to deride nor cheer at, but rather the fulfillment of an expectation.
Ive said it before and I’ll say it again. I think there’s too much emphasis placed on wiping white/male tears in an attempt to avoid alienating them, as if moral beliefs have to be earned with kindness. As if how society treats them is inherently responsible for their morality or lack thereof, when in reality adults are responsible for their own morals, beliefs, education, and truth seeking, regardless of how they’re treated by others.
This is an interesting thing. Looks like testimonies of people who left the MAGA movement- how they got into it and why.
Leaving a cult is really hard, so I really respect the people who are speaking from this place.
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stitchlesswitch · 2 months ago
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Wringlin' in it
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