shimpus-mcgringus-iii
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19 years of age, funny silly boy with mental illness, is dramatic abt being farsighted, on my supervillain shit (being a shitlord), will prolly rb nsfw sometimes and if you don't like siu and don't look; dirty pervert on sideblog..
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shimpus-mcgringus-iii · 7 days ago
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ACTUALLY I FUCJING WIN HAHAHAHAB SUCK MY DICK
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Woe I made a hyper specific NPD bingo
Egotypicals can interact just dont be weird
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shimpus-mcgringus-iii · 7 days ago
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i think t guys should normalize showing each other our boycunts
we're all guys here so whats the harm. I mean cis guys compare dick sizes all the time, right? We'd basically be doing the same thing
it sounds kinda gender affirming when i put it like that so now i definitely think we gotta try it
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shimpus-mcgringus-iii · 8 days ago
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i feel like this is exactly how i sound when i post on here
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shimpus-mcgringus-iii · 19 days ago
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Block these sites in your uBlock Origin so you won't see that shit in your searches
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shimpus-mcgringus-iii · 22 days ago
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hi
why hello there my slime what brings you to my abode
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shimpus-mcgringus-iii · 1 month ago
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berdly has been found dead in hometown
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shimpus-mcgringus-iii · 2 months ago
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yeah ❤️
BOOP
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shimpus-mcgringus-iii · 2 months ago
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"i'm too old to trick-or-treat" what the HELL are u talking about. that is FREE candy. in this economy. "i'm too old to make responsible financial decisions" you sound like a goddamn lunatic
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shimpus-mcgringus-iii · 2 months ago
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I'm in love with you.
BOOP
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shimpus-mcgringus-iii · 2 months ago
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shimpus-mcgringus-iii · 4 months ago
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discord got exploded for the night and I'm high as bowling balls welcome back tumblr dot com
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shimpus-mcgringus-iii · 6 months ago
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Hello, Im Falestine from Gaza🍉🍉. . Im married and have son his name yousef , i born him in war.
Sorry if I am harassing you asking for help, I am extremely embarrassed and embarrassed of trying to ask for help.
I simply don’t want to die, I want to live I want to give Yousef a better life. Help me to escape Gaza
I lost apart of my family😭, my home, and everything I own. We are living in difficult circumstances. I hope you can help me by donating even a simple thing orو publishing 🙏🙏
My campaign was vetted by 90ghost🫂
https://gofund.me/7e05a237
I have no platform or followers but I hope this can go to someone who does
we are all human.
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shimpus-mcgringus-iii · 7 months ago
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me probably sowwy snookie bear shmoopsie poo ✌️
who is giving me the invisible notifications </3
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shimpus-mcgringus-iii · 8 months ago
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That’s a pretty cool political opinion you got there dude. Did your web of online friends and mutuals who all subconsciously monitor each other and self-correct in a panopticon-esque fashion to ensure that your views all stay in line with each other’s at all times pick it for you?
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shimpus-mcgringus-iii · 8 months ago
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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.
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shimpus-mcgringus-iii · 8 months ago
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"The trannies should be able to piss in whatever toilet they want and change their bodies however they want. Why is it my business if some chick has a dick or a guy has a pie? I'm not a trannie or a fag so I don't care, just give 'em the medicine they need."
"This is an LGBT safe space. Of COURSE I fully support individuals who identify as transgender and their right to self-determination! I just think that transitioning is a very serious choice and should be heavily regulated. And there could be a lot of harm in exposing cis children to such topics, so we should be really careful about when it is appropriate to mention trans issues or have too much trans visibility."
One of the above statements is Problematic and the other is slightly annoying. If we disagree on which is which then working together for a better future is going to get really fucking difficult.
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shimpus-mcgringus-iii · 8 months ago
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this unironically made me remember to finish making my tea I got too high and forgot
I hate when I drink all of my drink and there's no drink left. What the fuckkkkkkk. #sickandtwisted
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