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‘M constantly drunk. Or high. Or both. So ‘m not one to judge. I say go for it. 21 means you could even go to Las Vegas if you wanted. Treat yourself, have some fun- who cares.

Thanks, but it would’ve been an even better birthday if I remembered. I could’ve had a huge celebration, but I guess I’m just going to get drunk all week. I mean, that’s acceptable, right? 

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God speed, my friend. God speed.

I’m planning on writing one up tonight. 

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Yeah? That’s good to hear. Were your ‘rents happy to see ya?

Well, that was a nice trip while it lasted.

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Still breakin’ hearts, huh?

You know, we’re supposed to be living in a world of fairytales, why don’t you run along, find a fairy godmother dumb enough to consider your “issues” a very important matter that needs solving, and make her grant your wishes. 

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Did i just walk into a bad porno or somethin’?

“So, what your saying is that you can be persuaded into buying me cereal? I’ll do anything, I just- I need it, okay?”

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Happy belated 21st.

I can’t believe I forgot my 21st birthday.

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Or maybe your hair’s fallin’ out cause you’re not eating enough? You look like a stick, holy shit man.

I don’t know what to do. It’s stressing me out so much that even my hair’s starting to fall out! 

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“Ah, yeah don’t need to tell me twice. ‘M sorry. Is there anything i can do to help?” Shiloh laughed quietly, shrugging. “Both. I’ve never heard Norwegian before. It’s sick. Yeah but i am still sorry, t’is a bit rude of me.”

Cassidy jumped of surprise, and turned around to see who was speaking to her. She sighed, and looked down to her feet. “It’s family things you know? And it sucks, really. It was norwegian. Wicked? The language, or the tone of my sentence?” The blonde shook her head, and smiled as nicely as possible. “No, no, it’s okay, don’t worry.”

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You could always walk around and be Nearly Headless Nick- or... Chopped off Charles. I like that. It’s funny to scare people? Well next time you’ll have to bring me to tag along to see what all the fun is about.

Thank you, I hope it doesn’t either, I’m very fond of my head and the exact place it’s positioned. I scare people I want, because I want to… It’s funny, why else would I do it? I hope so too.

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Maybe you should file a complaint.

I’m a junior in college, almost done my degree, and yet my teachers are still assigning me busy work for homework. What the fuck is that about?

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“What’s bullshit, love?” Shiloh couldn’t help but ask from where she was leaning on the door frame. “Also, what language was that? That sounded wicked.” She pushed herself off, holding up her hands defensively. “Sorry for overhearing i just was walking past and... Well. Overheard.”

“Hallo? Nei jeg ønsker ikke å snakke med deg. Frøya du er ingenting for meg, må du ikke ringe meg. Nei jeg vil ikke være der for din bursdagsfest. Bye, ja bye.” Cassidy hung up the phone, and threw it away against the wall. “Bullshit.” She didn’t notice your character behind your back.

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text || damon

Damon: Thanks (: Though I still insist you could make use of it.

Shiloh: you're so fucking difficult

Shiloh: i'll make use of it by burning it.

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text || damon

Damon: I'm not. I'm Damon.

Damon: I would never. I dunno. You sound like it.

Damon: No.

Shiloh: Fuck you.

Shiloh: Fine.

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text || damon

Damon: Stop me.

Damon: That's what jealous people say. No, merci.

Shiloh: don't be an arse

Shiloh: for fucks sake, you're doing my head in. Why the hell would i be jealous?

Shiloh: JUST TAKE IT.

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Right... Well if it’s any help, i hope your head does not get taken off. You seem cool. You’re scarin’ people? Why? You don’t seem that scary right now. Well good luck, i hope you two have fun t’gether.

It’s impossible for me to end up killing the wrong person, a head like hers is unmistakable. It’d be easier to misplace an elephant. But yeah she says it all the time, you say “no” to her and her reply is “off with their heads” it may sound fun but believe me, it is not when it’s your head the one they’re getting off your shoulders. I wouldn’t know if it’s a TV show, I don’t watch that. Why would I be afraid? I’m the one scaring people not the other way around. Hmm, she likes hot chocolate, flowers, snow, cuddles and many other things, but don’t worry I’ll think of something, I always do.