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okay inspired by that one post have some medieval kinkery

My armour has rusted shut and I can neither get out of it nor move around but OH NO my codpiece has fallen off leaving my entire dick exposed

You're the king and i'm your silly little jester

Lets do love spells on each other (and I may or may not put a fish in my vag)

Plague roleplay ("cough on me, daddy")

Arthurian roleplay ("decapitate me, daddy")

"I've been a very naughty sinner and need to display penitence"

How Deep Can We Get The Tip Of This Lance

What if we were monks/nuns

I'm a naughty witch and I've stolen your penis (or: we're both naughty witches and we're going to get off with this penis we stole)

Blood play (feat. this jar of leeches)

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everyone shut the fuck up and look at this snake named barcode

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in the supernatural that exists in my mind, the fact that sam and dean were created as the perfect vessels of the devil and an archangel makes them not totally human. there's a residual darkness and light inside them, respectively. sam especially so, after being fed demon's blood when he was a baby. it just comes up in tiny subtle ways so no one realizes there's something wrong with them

sam's ears always ring when he prays (he thinks it's a sign god is listening). rosaries feel peculiarly warm in his hands but he holds them tight anyway. chanting exorcisms leaves him lightheaded. he brittles any plant under his care no matter how many botanical books he reads. john jokes about how his weird drawings used to scare his preschool teachers but sam has no memory of making them. being inside devil's traps feels a bit like walking through water. he has always had a talent for making people and animals trust him, follow him - entranced like moths to a flame

dean on the other hand... there's an aura around him. he shines from within. people can feel it even if they can't put their finger on why he's just so charming. he wonders why he feels almost sleepy whenever he enters a church, he dislikes being so calm and unguarded. he unknowingly interferes with certain technology and makes it malfunction, like an overvoltage. babies love him but animals seem restless in his presence. when he's taking care of a wounded or ill person they heal a little bit faster but no one notices. reading enochian out loud gives him goosebumps. he thinks holy water tastes really good to everyone else too

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LORD VANE ISN’T JUST DRACULA HE’S ALSO FINAL ACT MINA SEND TUMBL

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this is how you know Twitter is officially cooked

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Aside from the obvious, what were the inspirations for Father Ardelian? 👀

The most obvious one is the Victorian poet Gerard Manley Hopkins, who converted to Catholicism and became a Jesuit priest, after which he almost compulsively wrote poetry expressing his repressed homoerotic desires. The John Donne poem "Batter My Heart, Three Person'd God" is also part of that aspect of him.

With regards to his relationship with archaeology, there's a fair amount of M. R. James in there (especially the stories "A Warning to the Curious" and "Oh, Whistle, and I'll Come to You, My Lad".)

The way Father Ardelian writes - his "voice" - is drawn to a significant extent from various early 20th century supernatural short story writers like Algernon Blackwood, Arthur Machen, and E. F. Benson. He's got a dash of Montague Summers in him as well. Honourable mention: Clarimonde by Theophile Gautier.

Other things I read: Death Comes for the Archbishop by Willa Cather (which I recommend! 👍) and Diary of a Country Priest by Georges Beranos (which I DO NOT. 👎)

Also Father Mulcahy from M*A*S*H (the tv series, not the film) might be in there a little bit. ;)

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unfortunately if Arthur Conan Doyle was alive today he would spread misinformation in a weekly podcast

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the secret to writing good smut that doesn't feel like you're just repeating the same words for junk and fucking over and over is to spend your effort writing about everything happening around the sex and everything happening inside the heads of the people having sex and before you know it you have four paragraphs of introspection and two paragraphs describing the space and it's okay to use the word cock again

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"There are 6-9 genders in the omegaverse" wrong. There are 2 genders in the omegaverse. "Might be forced by biological imperative to fuck in a McDonald's" and "won't be forced by biological imperative to fuck in a McDonald's."

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Me: You know how when you were a kid and you’d wish that you’d get sick or injured in a way that would justify why you didn’t live up to your potential?

Everybody, apparently: No?

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SPIDEYPOOL WEEK DAY 7: FREE

aka doing what I want which is a shit post about wade's tits

bone apple teeth

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like i'm sorry but we as a fandom have to stay firm on our anti-AI values. we cannot suddenly start giving AI a pass when it's something we "want to see" like destiel kisses. it's not suddenly fine. we're not going to start using AI to make fanfic scenes come to life or audio AI to make characters "say" stuff we want to hear. you have GOT to be firm on your anti-AI stance. if you start making exceptions then suddenly anything will fly. fandom is for real art and creations made by real people. no AI fanfics. no AI art. no AI rendered "bonus" scenes. no AI audio. none of it has a place here.

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missing that bastard, lestat de lyingcunt or whatever his name is

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(Chapter 14, patreon vers.)

Oh, but Alistair, you must! You have to show off how big and strong and fast you are for the darling little priest!