emmelie. 25. she/they. brodude disease. sometimes i write stuff certified pog champion and winner of these. my face when dungeons and dragons icon by stef, catshavefeelings, the dude to my bro the impossible is possible! all you gotta do is make it so!
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in order to catch a break you have to think like a break
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*seductively* would you.. be interested in doing a unfunny bit with me sometime.. just the two of us..
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Waiter oh waiter more salt in my wound please!!!
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the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating
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one of my fav tumblr phenomenons is when there's a poll where all the answers are just patently absurd and yet somehow there's a clear winner
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eat an entire can of sweetened condensed milk. you deserve it.
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I was typing an entire post about food issues and why I don't like wet food, until I remembered that unlike in Dutch, 'wet food' has a specific meaning in English. Just straight up deleted everything bc all I could see myself as was
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wake up babe new man i'm gonna be abnormal about just dropped
#if you know me in real life and told me to watch this movie dni#this is my tumblr blog im allowed to go insane
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