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You just know vampire discourse would be insane
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Cannot stand these freshly turned vamplings pretending like it doesn't matter if you're drinking virgin blood or not. As if unpure blood doesn't literally weaken vampiric powers 🙄
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Wait omg is this true??? Is this why I've been having so much trouble staying in bat form??
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If you can't control wolves with your mind or turn into ominous mist it's literally because nonvirgin blood is basically poison. Like yeah you can drink it if you're starving but why would you do that to yourself intentionally?
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op doesn't know what they're talking about. The virgin blood thing was made up by a bunch of victorian prudes who only hated sex more than they hated women. the fact that op (who had already been a vampire for decades when the myth was started, if you believe their bio) should be Very telling.
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People will try and tell you that there's something wrong with you if you vampiric powers don't come naturally to you, but it's literally fine. You have all the time in the world to figure yourself out. Literally. You'll get there I promise
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You're all degenerates undeserving of the gift of eternal life after death
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Lmaoooo not op showing their whole ass! XD
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But what about the blood types thing? Couldn't this be like the blood types thing?
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For the last time, feeling better after drinking blood of the same type (or compatable with the type) you had in life is a well documented scientific fact with actual evidence behind it. We know blood types are real and affect blood. Virginity is a made up social construct, which has absolutely no impact on blood at all. Red blood cells can't tell if you've fucked or not
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op trying to find a tasty snack
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i hope a ceiling fan falls on the empty spot in the bed next to you and it starts understanding your needs
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*squinting into the fog* who goes there?! Willem Dafriend, or...
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I’m bored and nosy. Please reblog this with the book you’re currently reading.
#im on a themepark journey so im reading three books at once#fantasticland + joyland + something wicked this way comes#finished IT today and also kind of re-reading hemlock grove#OH AND DRACULA. im reading dracula
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