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if alphas in the omegaverse knew that we referred to it as the "omegaverse" and not the "alphaverse," they'd throw a fit

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getting murdered but it's so traumatic i repress the memory and only actually die years later during hypnotherapy

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guys do not type 32 x 25 into a calculator its so fucking scary

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unfortunately multiple things can be true at once. it's sick i know

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I straight up do not understand the logic behind people who say those doing “unskilled labor” don’t deserve a living wage. I do not give a damn if a CEO has a Harvard business degree and 15 years of experience. The world would collapse without warehouse workers but continue on without the big man at the top.

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went to the nurse and i was like i need a period product. and they go. we are in the male ward. and I'm like i have a uterus. and they process it so slowly and they're like. do. do. you want a yorkie bar. will this help with the gender dysphoria. and i'm like ...you know what. sure.

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every hans moment ever (58/86)

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I'm mister spine twister. I'm mister curves. I'm mister scoliosis. I'm mister Sitting Hurts

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Rabbit from Perfect World

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girl why the hell WEREN'T you at the devil's sacrament 👀 that's three sacraments in a row you've missed 👀 👀 👀

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the curse is lifted! you are no a beast no more! congratulations! but you'll never forget the way they looked at you, will you.

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"you are addicted to screens" no no you see i am actually addicted to my friends. unfortunately they live in there

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on the 11th day of christmas my mutual gave to me softcore middle aged man pornography

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Fall Guys are like invasive among us! Right guys! Who's with me! Who's with me!