shechocolateonmychip

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Thank you Ronald Regan for keeping auctioneers employed as drug side affect readers

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The matrix stopped working as a trans allegory for the sole reason that they started dying estradiol blue instead of red

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Puckicho can you draw an intersex flag from memory without google

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Pinus

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Words cannot describe the love I have in my heart for this man. His quiet wisdom is infectious. Through the uniqueness is the most normal man on planet earth and that is beautiful.

hello pera heads I would like to present my magnum opus

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he is JUST like me for real

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lesbian flag colorpicked from the books on the bookshelf in joe pera talks you to sleep

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You’ve grown into someone who would have protected you as a child. And that is the most powerful move you made.

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ALL YE WORSHIP ME FOR MY PREDICTIONS HAVE COME TO PASS!!

Because some of you have been very naughty lately tomorrow I shall muster up all of my strength and (briefly) BLOT OUT THE SUN!!!!!!!!!!!

Do not tempt my divine wrath any further I'm not sure what I would do.

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Because some of you have been very naughty lately tomorrow I shall muster up all of my strength and (briefly) BLOT OUT THE SUN!!!!!!!!!!!

Do not tempt my divine wrath any further I'm not sure what I would do.

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A fun Pyro for you

And a closeup of the profile picture cause I think it's cute

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I love when people try to come up with really airtight wishes to outsmart the monkey's paw. Like "oh just wish for your wish to have no downside its easy."

Yeah dog that's the whole allure of the monkey's paw. You did the thing that the characters you think you're smarter than are doing.

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average sleepover with the bois

based on a post by to-trek-or-not-to-trek

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You can't just say this stuff to him man

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The Number 7 is pretty sexy

I don't see anyone talking about it as far as numbers go 7 is easily the most attractive. Personally, my ranking of the digits is 0, 2, 9, 5, 4, 3, 6, 8, 1, 7. I've always seen 7 as like a sultry woman, alluring to the last and beckoning me from her place in the number line.

I just need to take her away from all of this. She deserves better than being third to last (as far as numbers go). I know she ate her ex 9 but I really don't fault her for that 9 has fuckboy energy.

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I think rent should be $4 a month

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Once I figure out how to make noises with this weird hole in my face (the one with teeth) it's going to be over for y'all