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i wanna fucking kill myself

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How about we vote in a law that puts a cap on how long a government shut down can happen… say 20 days… before the president has to agree to a budget solution or else the 21st day congress begins the process of impreachment because civilian jobs and salaries and livelihoods are not a bargaining tool for the president to abuse is order to get their way

If you aren’t serving the people then you aren’t doing the job of the presidency and you need to be replaced

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John Mulaney Wins Outstanding Writing for a Variety Special for John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

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It’s fine to say nine hundred or eleven hundred, but say ten hundred and you sound like a moron.

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WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE CUTER THAN THIS? 😊😊

Christmas is over and now it’s time to start thinking about what to get your significant other for Valentine’s Day. There’s just no denying that having a bouquet full of little Stitch’s is WAY better than some basic AF roses. 

Get yours below ⬇️

Stitch Bouquet

Mini Stitch Bouquet 

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I’ve watched this like 10 times because I don’t understand

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he’s making a list, he’s checking it twice!

he’s gonna find out who’s on thin fucking ice!

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thanks! i hate it!

しぬｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗしぬｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ（ 佐藤チャン さんのツイート ）

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do i WHAT now

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The Man

The Myth

The Legend

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girl: *calls her boyfriend daddy during sex*

sigmund freud watching all of that from hell:

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hot take but 

trans people shouldn’t have to pass to be respected

trans people shouldn’t have to want to pass to be respected

trans people shouldn’t have to be trying to pass to be respected 

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It’s always the right time for a little Samantha Jones appreciation

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