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Life Update

In my opinion, it can be a bit sad to look at dead blogs of people you used to know, and have no idea how they’re doing, so here’s a life update for anyone who is doing that: As of 2023 I am not dead, addicted to meth-amphetamines, or responsible for any acts of terrorism. I also haven’t awakened latent super powers yet and at 30* my optimism about that is starting to fade. In all seriousness, things have gone well! I started a chess school several years ago, and while we’re still small we’re actively growing (we’re in 16 schools)! I’m trying my best to be a not evil business owner who pays good wages and doesn’t eat orphans. I’ve kept true to the latter part of that most of the time.

If you knew me in real life the company’s name is [major local city] chess association! Our website is solid and I’m very proud of it! It has SEO’s!

On a more personal level I finally moved out of my parents’, and in with my girlfriend (not to brag, but she is the bee’s knees and also the cat’s pajamas). Our apartment is small, but cozy. I have a small, but cozy circle of friends. I quit martial arts, stopped lifting, gained 50 lbs (COVID didn’t help), then joined a new martial arts style, started a diet, and lost the 50 lbs again. I also got kicked in the face and have a scar! It’s very small, but having it means I’m cool now. Them’s the rules.

I’ve fallen out of the habit of reading, but listen to audio books a lot. I still play video games, but not League anymore. I still dream of being a writer sometimes, but mostly use those skills on emails these days. And absurd background stories for events that we host for our students. 

I’ve told myself I’ll write again, and get something published, once the business is doing well enough for me to shift my focus. I also know how perilously close “tomorrow” is to “never.” So, I guess we’ll see!

I still break cellphones on a near-annual basis. *Technically, I won’t be 30 for 10 more days. But “29″ really didn’t have the same ring to it, so humor me here. Besides if someone even reads this I’ll bet at LEAST 10 days will have passed.

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Peter Parker would totally swing around the city trying to find pokemon

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My friend claimed he could play Flight of the Bumblebee and accompany himself. Then he did this.

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Me flirting: did you know the mating rituals of the tailless whip scorpion are incredibly gentle, involving the male caressing the female and holding her hand?

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Imagine how much shorter Naruto would be if they all had guns

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‪I will never forget this moment for as long as I live…😱‬

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A group of geese is a gaggle, a group of herons is a siege — what would a group of your OCs be called? (Either all your OCs as a group, or a single OC multiplied to create a group.)

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I HAVE HYLIA AND ANIME ON MY SIDE

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the spirit dragons of hyrule

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I mean I think the two Kings are already dating. They’ve forbidden their subjects from actually attacking the other king, literally cannot hurt each other, and move slow just for the sheer drama of it.

concept: chess, but gay. one person has two kings and one person has two queens. admittedly this is not a balanced game in-universe but is it balanced in my heart? absolutely

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I think lucky needs to be nerfed