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Any time I hear about Great White Sharks in the Gulf Coast area, all I can think of is that time on “Whose Line…” where Colin Mochrie sang about corpses bobbing in the sea.

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Did You Know Beards Retain Water?

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Oil for class. Think I’m going to name it “Steve Returns”.

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pie

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Hi, welcome to my existential crisis thought for the day, my dog will one day not be alive to see my adult children. That is all, thank you.

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Exhaustion sucks and burn out is real. One day...just one day...I'll be able to sleep all night without any issues.

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Steps to Writing Well:

1. Start with the “w”…

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Amirite, ladies?

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So, if anyone wants to know how my day is going, I’m in a new RP group. Somehow I rolled high stats (nothing before 13) and ended up with a highly powered space-magic wielding way-finder who has a blink goose.

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Introvert Problem #34

Getting an adventuring party together for DND shenanigans and immediately regretting the drain you’re going to take as the dm.

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Why these people gotta storm into a public bathroom and start hollerin’ at one another?!

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Most jarring experience for this introvert is hearing my name called early in the morning. I’m just not mentally prepared for it.

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When there are ‘Out’ signs on all fuel pumps at a gas station, that should tell you something.

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And so another semester begins.

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The moment you confuse period cramps for a stomach ache.

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When you finish your last final of the semester…

When you remember you signed up for summer classes…