sergeantsadeyes
sergeantsadeyes
reporting for misery
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NB, 28, I don't think this isn't a safe space for minors but I ain't sure. I had a multifandom tumblr in 2014, by god I'll have a multifandom tumblr in 2024 stardew, elden ring, corekeeper, lotr, star wars, various manga and anime
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Should go without saying but never date a cop and christ never marry one. Rule of thumb if he's legally untouchable he's ethically unfuckable. You don't like that cop, you like buff men in tight clothing. I can show you more of those, better ones. Take my hand.
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sergeantsadeyes · 2 days ago
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Should go without saying but never date a cop and christ never marry one. Rule of thumb if he's legally untouchable he's ethically unfuckable. You don't like that cop, you like buff men in tight clothing. I can show you more of those, better ones. Take my hand.
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sergeantsadeyes · 3 days ago
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love watching CBS News cause they're just clocking shit.
"Looking at this inauguration crowd, you don't see one person of color. I wonder why that is."
"People stood and clapped throughout Trump's inauguration speech, which is unusual. And it's notable that the former president's did not."
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It is possible that somewhere off the coast of Newfoundland there is an iceberg shaped like a giant dick.
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op turned off reblogs but I want this forever
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i hate it here im gonna [remembers suicide jokes are bad for mental health] find the Avatar and restore my honor
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i was looking for writing prompts and came across what is now the funniest thing ive ever seen
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This is the funnest expression ever pulled in all of starwars history
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I love you, George Takei.
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sergeantsadeyes · 3 days ago
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dear usamerican high schoolers looking for a way to resist fascism: sit through the pledge of allegiance.
no getting up. no looking at the flag.
everyone will be looking at you. you'll be sweating like a fucking hippopotamus. your teacher will sternly tell you to get up. you'll feel stupid and that maybe its not worth it because you're just a kid in a classroom. but I'm here to remind you that there are no real life consequences to detention. there are however real life consequences to resisting a thoughtless performance of nationalism.
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sergeantsadeyes · 5 days ago
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what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?
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would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?
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