sergeantsadeyes

[sergeantsadeyes]

when gerard way sings "the broken, the beaten, and the damned" and when kermit the frog sings "the lovers, the dreamers, and me" they're talking about the same people btw

[sergeantsadeyes]

Good thing Tolkien nerfed elves by making them be able to die by heartbreak.

[sergeantsadeyes]

(gripping the skink with both hands, pale and feverish, sweating and shaking as I look at myself in the mirror) “killing a character is a valid writing choice that can be a crucial plot mechanic and lend beauty and depth to the story as a whole” (wretches up blood into the sink) “even when it’s my favorite character”

[sergeantsadeyes]

swear words are illegal now. if you say one you’ll be fined.

[sergeantsadeyes]

cracking myself up thinking about the movement towards simplified forms in cave paintings

[sergeantsadeyes]

tiktok is fun and you can't convince me otherwise bc sometimes the algorithm decides throw you straight into the deep end of some random's personal crisis. I dug around and found context for this but I'm not sharing it

[sergeantsadeyes]

[sergeantsadeyes]

just cast the fire spell. dip shit

[sergeantsadeyes]

oh ok

[sergeantsadeyes]

“tumblr” “grindr” do the gays not like the letter e for some reason

[sergeantsadeyes]

if house md were running in 2024 there would be an episode with a patient who identifies as an ‘online content creator’ (cagily) where house agrees to take the case primarily because when he offhandedly refers to her as an onlyfans model both cameron and cuddy get really offended and say it’s a sexist assumption so he doubles down and becomes committed to finding the patient’s onlyfans and proving it. at some point it would be revealed that chase actually is an onlyfans model and started doing it as a stopgap after his dad died and he suddenly got disinherited but he makes so much money off it that now medicine is basically just a hobby. cameron and foreman both disagree with the concept online sex work but it turns out they disagree for different reasons (cameron thinks it’s exploitative and not-feminist, foreman finds it distasteful and thinks people should get ‘real jobs’) and spend most of their scenes together arguing about this while chase gets continually more shifty. they break into the patient’s house and there’s a full ringlight and camera setup which seems to confirm house’s suspicions. while trying to find the patient’s onlyfans house accidentally finds chase’s onlyfans instead and considers publicly embarrassing him about it like he did with wilson’s sex tape but soon realises that most of the staff at the hospital are already subscribed to chase’s onlyfans so makes fun of him for that instead. it then transpires that the reason why the patient is so cagey about being a content creator is that she’s an ASMR artist and all the soap she’s been shaving on camera has irritated her lungs. cuddy is about to make house give her 20 extra hours of clinic duty as recompense but at last minute it’s revealed that the website the patient uses for some of her bonus commissions is, drumroll…onlyfans, because she’s been banned from patreon. how does house know this? wilson is subscribed to her because the soap videos sometimes soothe him to sleep. something by cigarettes after sex plays. roll end credits.

[sergeantsadeyes]

[sergeantsadeyes]

[sergeantsadeyes]

[sergeantsadeyes]

no U are not anyones “yandere girlfriend” you are a white girl with cat ear headphones who calls herself mizaki chan

[sergeantsadeyes]

mentally i’m a slut physically i’m scared of intimacy