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Girl Genius Challenge!!!

Agatha's parents see how discouraged and friendless she is due to her headaches, so to boost her confidence and help her make friends, they put her in the Europa equivalent of Girl Scouts! Each merit badge Agatha tries to earn gives her a different way to meet jaegers or other Canon characters.

CHALLENGE: pick a merit badge and explain how it could introduce Agatha to another Canon character from beyond Beetleburg. Seriously, give us your wildest ideas!

I'll start- Campfire Merit Badge: Agatha just can't get her campfire attempts to light, frustrated, she asks from help from someone who's been known for setting fires all over Europa; a JAEGERMONSTER!

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The True Colors Charity Zine is officially available for preorders!!!

The art is amazing, and totally worth it.

For anyone that can't order the physical stuff for whatever reason, shipping costs, border concerns, mailing issues; there is an online version of the book, and digital merch too!

Check it out !!!

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Bruce is sneaky!

Bruce runs a restaurant that mostly caters to the inhabitants of Vacay Island, all of which are WAY bigger than him.

This would naturally lead to logistical issues with serving food, but Bruce has designed his place to account for this in an interesting way.

He put in deep, inground pools instead of tables.

Doing this puts his customers mostly at his eye level, and means he doesn't have to haul full plates up and down giant tables.

BUT, the pools have another, hidden feature!

They make people eat more!

Biologically, being in water, even if your not moving very much, burns more calories than sitting still on a chair.

You don't usually notice while you're in the water, but it uses more energy; which makes you hungrier, so you order more food!

The pools are also indoors, in the shade; so unless they have built in heaters, they are probably somewhat cool (not cold, that would turn people off).

Cool/cold water burns even more energy, as your body works to regulate your temperature.

Notice that the food preparation area, while also sunken, has no water in it. That's because they know about the extra energy use, and don't want the cook getting tired!

Bruce and Brandy have very cleverly designed their restaurant to get the most out of it. Hungrier customers via improved ascetics!

Sneaky, sneaky!

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Trolls Brozone Oneshot/Art

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I have the opposite of what the catholics have going on. I think that if I'm irredeemably wretched and imperfect, that's not my problem, and it's god and my parents who should be begging for forgiveness about that. Why would I be ashamed of being their creation, they should be ashamed of creating me.

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Where does Agatha meet the circus?

When Agatha first meets the circus, they DON'T want to take her in. They think it's too dangerous to harbor her, so they give her directions on how to head to Mechanicsburg.

We know where Mechanicsburg is in relation to the Danube river; it's north of it, in the Carpathian Mountains. Presumably, Agatha would follow the Danube to where it meets the Dyne, then follow the Dyne river straight to Mechanicsburg.

However, the Danube only runs west/east through Romania; to reach the Danube from anywhere you would have to head south, not west.

So what part of the Danube river can be reached by going west? The parts running through Hungary and northwest Serbia! And given that Agatha is told to follow it east, rather than south means Serbia is more likely, just above where the Danube river turns east.

Conclusion: Agatha meets the circus in northwest Serbia. That's a long way from home; Castle Wulfenbach must have been heading west from Beetleburg for awhile.

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I've been one of the beta's for this Zine, so I can say with confidence that everyone has done amazing work. The previews our artists have been posting are so enticing! Check them out!

You all have been so patient, but the wait is almost over!

We are almost finished collecting the art and stories from our contributors and soon we will be ready to open up shop for pre-orders. (Don’t worry, we’ll let you know when that happens 😘)

In the meantime, be on the lookout for previews posted by our amazing artists and authors. We will try to reblog as many as we can find here, so be sure to follow to stay in the loop!

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Martellus keeps his word

Okay, we can all agree that Martellus is jerk. He makes you wanna punch him whenever he opens his mouth.

BUT, he's genuinely a good leader to his own people. He not only reacted protectively during the storm king incident, but he also cares about his Sparkhounds' happiness.

He promised Tybalt bells and tassels, and that's exactly what he gave him, more than 2 volumes later. Look how happy Tybalt looks! He's clearly treated well.

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Hazbin Vending Headcanon

In the Hazbin Hotel pilot, Angel Dust gets drugs from a vending machine with ease, not seeming to put much into it.

Just a few scenes later, he tells Vaggie he wants the free hotel room because "Drugs are expensive."

These facts seem to contradict each other, but they're actually connected.

(theory below)

In reality, putting any kind of vending machine in a high crime location is likely to result in the machine being robbed/vandalized.

In literal Hell, I don't expect that to be any less true; those drug vending machines probably don't last more than a few days before they're empty (of both merchandise/cash) and needing repair.

So why do the drug dealers keep using them?

Because they aren't meant to profit off addicts, but to CREATE THEM!

Imagine a Sinner, newly arrived in Hell. They're just getting the idea that nothing they do can change where they are, so why NOT go crazy/act out? They see all these readily available vices, and they've never tried drugs before, but these machines are cheap, and better still unsecured.

So they take them, and they use them, and then they find out that becoming a demon doesn't make you any less vulnerable to addiction.

By then they're hooked, and the drug dealers have a new customer, because the vending machines are unreliable and the Sinners need their fix.

Longer term users probably like the machines, but know better than to rely on finding one.

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I want my funeral to have a merch table. Lil badge pins with a text saying "weird uncle funeral" or some shit, wristbands and all. Black t-shirts with a print of my tombstone text on it in white gothy typeface. On the back of the shirt is a portrait of me as a crudely drawn skeleton, burning in hell.

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I hate the sound of babies crying, but I can't hate a baby. They've been here for like five minutes and approach this situation with an unhesitant attitude of "my needs are unmet and I am going to make it everybody's problem", and I respect that.

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Now what?

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My trolls oc

She's one of the pop sub-genres, haven't decided which yet. She's got a vitiligo type condition that makes her metal colored skin look like it has a patina effect.