sempiternalrose
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sempiternalrose · 5 days ago
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Met this lady on a hike recently, and she reminded me autumn is close
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On Friendship.
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sempiternalrose · 6 days ago
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Shipping a man in a canon het relationship with another man but I'm shaking my head the whole time so you know it's not out of misogynistic disregard for the woman character
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sempiternalrose · 9 days ago
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having viral posts is all fun and games until you have clowns in your mentions being like "well, op, i bet you also didn't know THIS" [haughtily explains something i absolutely would and do know] like add whatever to my posts that you think is informative just don't direct it at ME! i know! i just didn't include it in the post i made in 20 seconds because i didn't think 30,000 of you would see it!
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sempiternalrose · 9 days ago
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"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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sempiternalrose · 9 days ago
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just got fired from my job reading erotic fiction for audiobooks because i kept pronouncing “penetrates” like it was a greek philosopher
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sempiternalrose · 9 days ago
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say something funny
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sempiternalrose · 9 days ago
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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
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sempiternalrose · 9 days ago
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I swear I get sad if I wake up and one is on the floor
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sempiternalrose · 9 days ago
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im so mad that one of the best dialogue exchanges in disco elysium is something the vast majority of players will never find on their own because the requirements for it are ridiculous
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harry getting hatecrimed by a mysterious pair of eyes should be mandatory to the disco experience
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sempiternalrose · 9 days ago
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sempiternalrose · 9 days ago
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ao3 turns 15 today
reblog if youre older than ao3
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sempiternalrose · 9 days ago
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sempiternalrose · 9 days ago
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One of my favorite D&D gags that I ever came up with is part of a oneshot I've run a few times where the party is hired by a young wizard to help clear out a few active security measures in a tower that the wizard inherited from her old teacher.
The first obstacle to be cleared is the re-animated skeletons that the old wizard was using for gardening help. It's a pretty straightforward fight, but during the encounter, players may notice one particular raised bed of herbs that is set back in a corner of the garden by itself.
Upon further investigation, this one raised bed is absolutely shining with magical protections. There are runes carved into the wood of the bed, gemstones inlaid in the top of it, this bed is absolutely protected out the ass... and an arcana check shows that the protections are all pointed inward, attempting to keep what's in there from getting out.
What's growing in that raised bed, you may ask? What is so dangerous that the old wizard felt the need to place all these protections?
Mint.
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sempiternalrose · 9 days ago
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do we fuck with the Spoke (sprite and coke)
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sempiternalrose · 9 days ago
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trans ppl are NOT real neither are gay people or men .
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sempiternalrose · 12 days ago
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