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I was on TVTropes and found this and it killed me

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cottagecore vs dark academia is just Rousseau vs Voltaire all over again no I will not elaborate. 

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edward: doesn’t jacob have anything better to do?

jacob: 

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*does an evil hand rub while putting on hand sanitizer*

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standing up too quickly gives me temporary access to shrimp colours

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salvador dali that wild son of a gun he loved Bendy clocks

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you can't be under my bed, I'm under my bed

well scoot the fuck over

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please normalize wanting to dance with somebody and PLEASE normalize wanting to feel the heat with somebody. it’s okay to want to dance with somebody who loves you.

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This is one of the best interactions I’ve ever had.

Two school age kids: “Oh look at the big white puppy!”

Their mother: “Come here, let me explain something to you. That dog is a Service Dog. Whenever you see a dog in a store like this you can’t distract it cause it’s working.”

Two kids: “What do you mean he’s working?”

Mom: “He helps that girl. You know how at school your teacher tells you to be quiet so you don’t get distracted doing your work? It’s the same thing with that dog. You can’t distract him.”

Two kids: “What does he help her with?”

Mom: “That’s her business. Your business is to not distract him so he can work.”

If children can understand so can you.

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you're white and you work at starbucks? i bet you love cold brew don't you

this ask makes me feel like a beast in a zoo having my biology facts read to a crowd of spectators i do. but how do you know this

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leigh sent this to me and said: mmfe

and you know what? tru.

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the best love language is being irritating

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