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shitty ass Dirk art

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i am the №1 fan of Davekat. these gay fuckers deserve the world and a half

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fun fact: i am currently re-re-reading Homestuck, i'm already at page ~2100. the ways i've read it changed a little every time.

i've first read it casually, and i skipped the Openbound games because i'm a dumbass. my goal was because one of my friends was bugging me on and on about it

in my re-read i've skipped most of the pages with gamzee (because boo), but i've played through Openbound. my goal was to refresh my memory a little, as i've decided to read the epilogues and Beyond Canon

in this re-re-read i've decided to do it in the most authentic experience possible, how the home was meant to be stuck. no dark mode, no high quality music, all that good stuff. my goal is to scan every line, like i actually know what i'm doing

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a handy chart to distinguish the Lalonde-Striders and Vantas-Maryams

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idk why but it's always so funny to just casually use troll romance words in conversations. like yea me and my friend have been ironically vacillating between moirails and kismeses, purely platonic shit yo. it's even funnier when people understand what the fuck you're talking about

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any transmasc Dave fans here

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decided to read Homestuck. again. this is the third time i'm going to read this hell and a half

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i think it'll be Extremely Fucking Funny for the HS:BC team to make an upd8 in which Jane just says "I'm probably transgender, but I have a political career right now, so I don't really care about that." please James Roach don't fuck this guy up any further

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Jane Crocker is impossibly transmasc. idk what to tell y'all he is a manly manned man

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if Karkat had a pistolkind specibus, a Glock 17, and a disregard for keeping your finger off the trigger, then Homestuck would've been so much better

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shipping charts time!!!!!!!! (click read more for the worst ships in ICP presidents year)

those which i actually ship:

Dave <3 Karkat, Rose <3 Kanaya, Dirk <3 Jake, Eridan <3< / <3 Sollux, Vriska <3 Terezi, Aradia <3 Sollux <3 Feferi

those which i theoretically ship (more just what ifs than anything): Sollux <> Kanaya (yea i know Kanaya is a lesbian but this one is more just me projecting), Dirk <3 Kankri

the funby ships: Eridan's torso <8< Kanaya <8< Eridan's legs (get it. because she. she sliced him in)

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if Kanaya was real i think she'd be describe some random guy with a horrid opinion with the most powerful insults ever while not using a single swear word but at the end of the message she'd add "In Short Terms You Are A Cunt"

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Sollux gets way too many bitches, they must have rolled a nat 20 on charisma

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just listened to GFDI Dave. i wish the sweet release of death. or a boyfriend.

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rip Eridan Ampora you would've loved the .50 AE Desert Eagle

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yeah fuck it. Homestuck kids headcanons

John Egbert is AMAB masc non-binary, demiheterosexual biromantic, they/he

Rose Lalonde is cis homosexual homoromantic, she/her

Dave Strider is transmasc bisexual biromantic, he/him

Jade Harley is AFAB demigirl pansexual panromantic, she/they

Jace(Jane) Crocker is transmasc asexual demihomoromantic, he/she

Roxy Lalonde is transmasc heterosexual mspec homoromantic, he/him

Dirk Strider is AMAB bigender graybisexual biromantic, he/they/she

Jake English is cis GNC pansexual aromantic, he/him