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Sage... stared at the laptop for an extended period of time. This was better than the screeching, surely. But it still wasn't great. They had WORK to do! They couldn't dawdle and bawk at this busted computer! Though... what could they really do? It's not like reopening it's an option.

While browsing your computer, you find a little door in the corner of the screen. It is light blue in colour, deep purple details, and a white handle. White noise has begun to pour from your speakers, getting louder the more you stare at it.

"Ahhh! Oooh!! Ow ow ow!!" They cover their ears, shutting their laptop with their elbow, tears pricking their eyes from the noise. They wanted to rip their ears off, but alas, it's not ethical to do in the workplace.

"Suppose I'll have to talk to Elijah about this later... ow..."

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"Errrr... not really, actually! We're more friends than co-workers, I think?" They click their pen thoughtfully, "But we get our work done timely, I'd say."

(authors note: so hey I am going to put this RP with my blank for now. This app won’t let me switch to my other account to ask questions. just know that I will be using an rp account for the rest of this thank you)

(Allen enters your vicinity)

hello dear human, may I please ask some questions.

Sage looks up from their desk, a bit alarmed and confused, yet they remain as close as they can be to calm. Through nervous laughter they squeak out a shy;

"S- suuuuure? Hhhhow. Did. You. Get... in here though?"

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They visibly fluster, "Ooooohh ha-ha! Noooo!" They pull at their slightly bunched vest collar, "I'm the Head Archivist of this building! N- nooooot the Head of the whole Inatitute! I am SO sorry for that confusion!"

(authors note: so hey I am going to put this RP with my blank for now. This app won’t let me switch to my other account to ask questions. just know that I will be using an rp account for the rest of this thank you)

(Allen enters your vicinity)

hello dear human, may I please ask some questions.

Sage looks up from their desk, a bit alarmed and confused, yet they remain as close as they can be to calm. Through nervous laughter they squeak out a shy;

"S- suuuuure? Hhhhow. Did. You. Get... in here though?"

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"Err... rather tall? Lots of jewlery bits? Heels?"

(authors note: so hey I am going to put this RP with my blank for now. This app won’t let me switch to my other account to ask questions. just know that I will be using an rp account for the rest of this thank you)

(Allen enters your vicinity)

hello dear human, may I please ask some questions.

Sage looks up from their desk, a bit alarmed and confused, yet they remain as close as they can be to calm. Through nervous laughter they squeak out a shy;

"S- suuuuure? Hhhhow. Did. You. Get... in here though?"

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"Errrr... no. Not... personally?" They squint, tilting their head in a puppy-esc way, "The head of our Institute is Ms. Lemmings."

(authors note: so hey I am going to put this RP with my blank for now. This app won’t let me switch to my other account to ask questions. just know that I will be using an rp account for the rest of this thank you)

(Allen enters your vicinity)

hello dear human, may I please ask some questions.

Sage looks up from their desk, a bit alarmed and confused, yet they remain as close as they can be to calm. Through nervous laughter they squeak out a shy;

"S- suuuuure? Hhhhow. Did. You. Get... in here though?"

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Sage seemed a bit... confused as to why you looked two seconds away from tears, but they gained their composure after a brief, open mouthed stare, shaking their head to get their thoughts in order.

"Well we're more like a... place where things get transferred? Like, extra statements, artifacts, that sort of thing. We keep the important stuff juuuuuuust in case the first place goes boom." They snort nervously, "Which- whew! Sure hope that doesn't happen! But uh... my job is the same as Mr.Sims', read statements and follow up."

(authors note: so hey I am going to put this RP with my blank for now. This app won’t let me switch to my other account to ask questions. just know that I will be using an rp account for the rest of this thank you)

(Allen enters your vicinity)

hello dear human, may I please ask some questions.

Sage looks up from their desk, a bit alarmed and confused, yet they remain as close as they can be to calm. Through nervous laughter they squeak out a shy;

"S- suuuuure? Hhhhow. Did. You. Get... in here though?"

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While browsing your computer, you find a little door in the corner of the screen. It is light blue in colour, deep purple details, and a white handle. White noise has begun to pour from your speakers, getting louder the more you stare at it.

"Ahhh! Oooh!! Ow ow ow!!" They cover their ears, shutting their laptop with their elbow, tears pricking their eyes from the noise. They wanted to rip their ears off, but alas, it's not ethical to do in the workplace.

"Suppose I'll have to talk to Elijah about this later... ow..."

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"Heh, s- sorry, I didn't notice..." They rub their neck sheepishly, "I'm still not exactly.... used? To people coming inside my office? Its weird for me," they clear their throat and their eyes widen like they remembered something, "Oh! We have a coffee machine in the breakroom! Elijah kept asking for it cuz he was sick of buying them for 5 pounds a pop. Just be sure to check that theres no leftover grounds or anything in there... Kara leaves them sometimes."

(authors note: so hey I am going to put this RP with my blank for now. This app won’t let me switch to my other account to ask questions. just know that I will be using an rp account for the rest of this thank you)

(Allen enters your vicinity)

hello dear human, may I please ask some questions.

Sage looks up from their desk, a bit alarmed and confused, yet they remain as close as they can be to calm. Through nervous laughter they squeak out a shy;

"S- suuuuure? Hhhhow. Did. You. Get... in here though?"

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would u mind if a very special spiral avatar said hello ... (my oc) just checking in case something Lore was happening or somethin. shrugs

[ yeah sure i might be slow replying tho ]

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" ... Not really a sir, ma'm, or other... just Sage is fine." They say in an almost shy, pathetic bleat before sighing, "I'm Sage. I'm the Head of the Hasting's Magnus Institute. I have about... three? Other associates?"

They look up in thought, puzzled before shrugging, "Seems about right, yeah. Erm..." They squint and tilt their head like a puppy, "...Not sure why you want my age of all things? It's a bit weird, no offense..."

(authors note: so hey I am going to put this RP with my blank for now. This app won’t let me switch to my other account to ask questions. just know that I will be using an rp account for the rest of this thank you)

(Allen enters your vicinity)

hello dear human, may I please ask some questions.

Sage looks up from their desk, a bit alarmed and confused, yet they remain as close as they can be to calm. Through nervous laughter they squeak out a shy;

"S- suuuuure? Hhhhow. Did. You. Get... in here though?"

[sead-sarchivist]

(authors note: so hey I am going to put this RP with my blank for now. This app won’t let me switch to my other account to ask questions. just know that I will be using an rp account for the rest of this thank you)

(Allen enters your vicinity)

hello dear human, may I please ask some questions.

Sage looks up from their desk, a bit alarmed and confused, yet they remain as close as they can be to calm. Through nervous laughter they squeak out a shy;

"S- suuuuure? Hhhhow. Did. You. Get... in here though?"

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Hey! Letting you all know I got to The Institute right as rain! I've just been getting through a bunch of paperwork and statement reading! I got a little break underway so feel free to ask me things! :)

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[ *Looks up from my computer* ]

[ Did you need something? ]

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YOU THERE. YOU SAID YOU WANTED RANDOM ASKS, SO NOW IM HERE. FAVORITE BUG? <- totally not planning anything ever

I've never really been super interested in bugs, but I do think their cool, my FAVORITES though?

Praying mantis and cloudless sulfur butterfly.

They're very green. And silly

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So, some good news! Im not in hot water with Sasha, Jon is INCREDIBLY nice, and I have some work to keep me busy until I have to leave for my bus!

...Bad news is nobody other than Jon knows me and I am terrified of talking to anyone. Well, lets just hope they think I work here!! I suppose if not id be... "cooked"

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"Right, thank you, Jon!" They do a tiny salute, one leg up to spin themself around. They're almost out before they tut and shake their head, "Nearly forgot..."

They take some time to tap at their phone, an alarm, a reminder, and a text to their boss... typical 'sorry, at the wrong Archive' sort of deal... they feel so grateful Sasha is as nice as she is or else they'd be in hot water.

They put away their phone, waving you off, "If you need me, I'll be where you said to go!" They laugh; genuienly. It sounds like a quick hum, they scrunch their face as they do it too. They turn back and take their leave, the door clicking behind them

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"Oh! Erm- s- sorry, I thought my boss contacted yours about the- heh- the new building up in Hastings? For uhm... the amount of statements the Archives had... A few people thought it best to make another building."

They whipe their hands on their trousers a couple times, raising one, asking for it to be shaken. Its sweaty again, "S- Sage. Newbert. Uhm... Head Archivist in the Hastings building... pleasure to meet you! E- even if the uhm... timings... unfortunate..."

I... I see. No, nobody told me about the new building.

He reluctantly shook your hand, keeping a stern look. Not like he could really control it.

Well, it was nice to meet you. I assume you'd like to be going now. You're probably very late.

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"Oh!" They do an excited little hop, trying not to pump their fists with the goofest grin you can muster, "Brilliant, then! I understand you completely on that, Jon, I can count... one assistant that's kind of a lot, and another... bounces off them rather... negatively? Petty rivalry, I think..."

They let that hang in the air before blinking rapidly, realising that a first name basis may not be something everyone's... cool with, they lean forward in an almost whisper, "...can I call you Jon? Is that too unprofessional?"

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"Oh! Erm- s- sorry, I thought my boss contacted yours about the- heh- the new building up in Hastings? For uhm... the amount of statements the Archives had... A few people thought it best to make another building."

They whipe their hands on their trousers a couple times, raising one, asking for it to be shaken. Its sweaty again, "S- Sage. Newbert. Uhm... Head Archivist in the Hastings building... pleasure to meet you! E- even if the uhm... timings... unfortunate..."

I... I see. No, nobody told me about the new building.

He reluctantly shook your hand, keeping a stern look. Not like he could really control it.

Well, it was nice to meet you. I assume you'd like to be going now. You're probably very late.