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homestuck if it was written by vivziepop

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Neckties as allegory for leashes on dogs as attached to dog themed characters ///°.°///

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My face looks nothing like my dad's, but my body reminds me of him and I hate it.

So whenever I think about that, I look for pictures of people that look like us, just to see how common it is.

Sort of a 'I don't look like my dad, we both have a common appearance'

I mean yes I wanna go on T for the voice change and the body structure but at the same time I have my mother’s face and it’s nice to see her sometimes. You feel me

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Counter arguements

- when you pull a weapon from the enemy's scabbard

- the moment you both know the one of you is about to surrender, but hesitate to be at the other's mercy

- getting blown up looney tunes style

- the moment when they take mercy upon you, because you are the same

- laying awake hoping to meet the soldier who spared you after the war, just to see them again.

- getting blown up junji ito style

horniest battle moments:

- taking your ally's weapon out of their scabard to use yourself

- using someone else's shoulder as a rifle stand

- nudging someone's chin up with the tip of your weapon

- freezing with your blades against one another's throats, breathing into each other's mouths

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Snuggle

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If I ever wrote a superhero story I’d want there to be a recurring shitty C-list supervillain in the background whose power was changing something’s colour and all her villainous plots would be colour-themed things like “If the city council doesn’t give me a million dollars, I will turn the city of GREEN Bay into the city of RED Bay!” and she’d turn the Golden Gate Bridge magenta or whatever.

So it’s all low-stakes villainy, but everyone absolutely hates fighting her because her very shitty superpower works really really well, and there are dozens of background characters who’ve fought her that are just permanently green now

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#dr. pep per

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I need 145 dollars

That way I can afford to give @woman-becomer 150 dollars

I need 150 dollars

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Shes armed to the teeth and also silly with it

character uses she/it

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smh demons always influencing me to do things the demons in question:

Something really funny about a demon who actively discourages gambling actually

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Proposal to add Goose as an emoji

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*sweeps terfs away from my blog with a comically large broom*

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Appearantly they're adding fishing to fear and hunger termina????

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Kind of a Reddit AITA post but sometimes it is a little funny to fuck with people in ways that deliberately conform to a stereotype of what they must think of you. the other day I was talking to my friend and I randomly said that I wanted a pet chimpanzee. I'd dress it in person clothes (dungarees and hats) and I'd teach it to love science fiction. And this girl nearby was like "you know how dangerous those things are, right? Also how unethical it is to keep an ape as your pet for your own amusement" and I was already seeing where the conversation was going so I was pretending ignorance like "yea but it wouldn't just be for my amusement. It would have practical points too." And she ignored that statement entirely to say "Well chimpanzees can rip faces off" and I was like. What's the most frustrating thing I can say now. Finally settled on "Mine wouldn't do that though." and you could tell she wanted to hurt me very very badly. Like a chimpanzee would if I had one as a pet

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glowing pools

xtra fluffy squirrel fox cutie for xteajayx 💕❤️

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Spell X Sword Update - Page 45!

Is this a shibboleth, or just bad pronunciation?

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running into a transfem and attempting to hug her but she’s been training her fighting skills a lot as of late and was really unprepared so she ends up seamlessly carrying you into a judo throw.