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Oh baby. Someone swaddle that thing in a thick ass blanket and put it in the microwave, it seems Unwell.

I was gonna do more art but the mental illness won so this is what you GET. Maybe I'll do some more to be added to the chapter at a later date, but we shall see.

I do be experimenting a lil with my style as of late so we'll see how that ends up going. Okie bye ♥

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jason gets a letter addressed to red hood, he opens it expecting something crime related, but instead its an offer to appear in a gotham magazine topless, je decides screw it sounds funny.

so now red hood is a frequent shirtless man (helmet on) on covers 2 page spreads and has a whole calendar.

1 of the calendar shots shows a scar that is usually out of sight, a scar that dick recognises as jason's (he got it in a stupid way and its very unique)

dick is now frantically trying to contact red hood who he is trying to tell himself is not his dead little brother, when he finally sees red hood it goes like

dick: please tell me you are not my dead little brother jason

jason: *takes the mask off*

dick: 1st how are you alive, 2nd why are you a crime lord, and 3rd AND MOST OF ALL WHY ARE YOU DOING SHIRTLESS PICKS!?

jason: lazurus pit, long story, found it funny

dick: you have more thirsty fans than bruce

jason: well yeah, i keep the mask on, people who like bruce imagine im 40 underneath, and i have the audience of people who imagine im younger

dick: *storming away* thats it, im done, i cant deal with this anymore, i dont care what ur plans are, why youre back, im done, this is too much for 1 night

jason decides to start sending him a copy of every magazine he appears in, and dick never tells anyone about how he found out jason was back

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also DO NOT leave cans of soda/beer/any carbonated beverage in your car if the temperature is going to drop below freezing. it will end disastrously.

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clutching at the straws and the needle in the haystack that broke my camel's back

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oi do one of you have art where someone’s holding paintbrushes like weapons? Like they’re knives? I’ll accept inktale I’m trying to find something specific but google couldn’t be helpful if i

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I think the thing about dick grayson is he has suffered so much that grief is intrinsic to his soul. he has bled himself dry on the jagged edges of pain and loss, has cried until his lungs caved.

he is angry in a way that simmers, coals that are quick to spark. furious in a way that grows in the bone, the structure he frames his facade on.

but he is also so eager and open to finding joy. I think of him in his colorful shirts. his flying graysons poster. the way he smiles at children passing by, and always offers quick wit and good humor first in any room.

dick grayson who plays instruments, dick grayson who takes donna dancing and has late-night phone calls for gossip. dick grayson who jumps trains with his brother. dick grayson who cracks a joke in the same breath he cracks someone’s femur.

he seeks the sun in the darkest of things, even when his own pain is wild and rampant.

and I think that’s exactly what bruce saw in him that made him offer him a home, and later swear an oath.

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I need old, wisened Damian keeping robins as pets and choosing the new Robin by handing them a robin like: "They are my namesake and my family, now they are yours as well, Robin."

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The need to have Damian teeny forever and the need to have him finally grown up are having a smash ultimate style cage match in my head.

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snowpeople plastic surgery where they replace their noses with fake carrots

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is it my imagination or is the baby chestburster from Alien really quite adorable

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yknow what would be funny is if ghost actually makes shit tea but likes it and soap makes good tea but doesn’t like it

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whoever says men don’t gossip are dead fucking wrong I just went on a run with my dad and one of his friends (yay for break I have time to do laundry) and if I wasn’t there how else would I know the place that launches the friends boat has been getting sucky lately, the friends new workers have unwarranted arrogance, and that an entire city declared bankruptcy cause new administration went back on an agreement of previous administration and tried to screw over a developer causing them to be sued for twenty five million, a suit they lost and had twenty million in assets seized, and are now operating off a five million budget for the foreseeable future

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This is Captain Kirk of the USS Enterprise speaking. We’ve entered the orbit of a planet not terribly unlike our own… save that it is exclusively populated by petty old queens.

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pansexual? yeah I’m pretty fucking sexual.

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what the duck were we talking about again?

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:] ehehheheheh he’s beautiful

Shout out to our SOTM protagonist Arnold!

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saving money by drawing starfire in all the clothes i want instead

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HOUSE S3E13