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Geralt of Rivia, of course

Fabulous hair club

Members:

Sam Winchester

Thor (honorary member)

Loki

Legolas

Will Turner 

Natasha Romanoff

(Feel free to add more)

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Dean “I am not gay” Winchester was kissing him and it felt… good

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as strange as it was (especially since he was the one usually burning things)

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Not bad burning, but good burning. The “I should be watching the toast but I got distracted” kind of burning, so he knew that nothing was on fire. Good. He was definitely not in the mood to deal with something burning now,

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Well, I have to go scream at some plants,

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He groaned once again but finally slipped out of the couch, stretching in the most bizarre ways imaginable, making the angel wince.

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Out of context quotes (from WIPs)

Now, normal people would have screamed and tried to shove the cold-blooded creature away from them, but the angel was not known for being ‘normal’.

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absolutely how could I forget

Also to add:

Elizabeth Swann

Lucy Pevensie

Galadriel

Hermione Granger

(Contributions by @kriimu10)

Fabulous hair club

Members:

Sam Winchester

Thor (honorary member)

Loki

Legolas

Will Turner 

Natasha Romanoff

(Feel free to add more)

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Should I post stories on here?

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Cremated

Sam: *high as fuck* When I die I wanna be cremated.

Lucifer: Why? So that I can’t possess your body?

Sam: No. I’ll invite people I don’t like to my funeral and then they’ll be hit with small flying burning projectiles.

Sam: I’ll have to die with my mouth open though.

Dean: Sammy, what the hell?

Gabriel: *sigh* I told him the other day that when someone is cremated their teeth pop out. Kinda regretting it now.

Deam: Why the fuck why would you say that?

Adam: Most importantly how the fuck do you know?

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Fabulous hair club

Members:

Sam Winchester

Thor (honorary member)

Loki

Legolas

Will Turner 

Natasha Romanoff

(Feel free to add more)

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Speak of the Devil

Dean: *talking about Sam*

Sam: *walks into the room*

Dean: Speak of the Devil,

Sam: *stare* Fuck you Dean.

Bonus:

Lucifer: *wearing Gabriel’s feathered boa and Balthazar’s sunglasses* Someone called?

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Our stab wound

Dean: I’m fine! Jesus, Sam, give me a break!

Sam: *hyperventilating* YOU HAVE BEEN STABBED, DEAN, THIS IS NOT FINE!

Dean: IS IT OUR STAB WOUND? HUH? NO, SO LEAVE ME AND MY BLEEDING ALONE!

Sam: *exhasperated* That’s it. I’m done. *closes his eyes*

Dean: Wha- just like that?

Sam: *mumbles something*

Dean: Sam? Sam what are you doing?

Sam: *gives him a bitchface and continued mumbling*

Dean: *panic* Sam?

Cas: *full angel voice, glowing* d E A N W I N C H E S T E R, H A V E Y O U B E E N S T A B B E D ?

Dean: jESuS fuCKIng cHRiSt!

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Lions

Cas: A good method of torture would be to have a lion lick you.

Dean: *groans* Please, Cas. Not again.

Sam: Wait, now I’m curious. Why?

Cas: A lion’s tongue is so rough it can peel your skin off with one lick.

Sam: I-

Dean: Why the fuck would Chuck want to… what’s the point?

Cas: Do not blame my father, blame Michael. He created them.

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Printing

Adam: I will now proceed to print only with blood instead of ink.

Sam: What the fuck, why?

Adam: Dean told me we have to save money and it is much cheaper to print with blood than with ink.

Dean: *from another room* THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEANT!

Bonus:

Lucifer: Does it have to be human blood?

Adam: I don’t think so.

Lucifer: Count me in

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Lovely day at the zoo

Dean: *is bleeding with scratches everywhere and grumbling*

Sam: *giggles behind him*

Adam: Jesus Christ, what happened? I thought you were hunting a witch, not a wraith or something.

Dean: *growles something*

Sam: *snorts*

Adam: What?

Dean: I said, where the fuck is Cas.

Cas: Hello, Dean. I- … what happened?

Dean: Who the fuck decided that creating meerkats was a good idea?

Sam: *bursts out laughing*

Dean: SHUT UP SAM!

Cas: Gabriel, why? I find them quite adorable.

Dean: I’m going to kill that feathered sonovabitch.

Sam: He got attacked by a bunch of meerkats at the zoo.

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Screaming babies

*demonic screeching coming from one of the bunker’s rooms*

Dean: WHAT THE FUCK WHAT IS THAT?! *opens the library door*

Sam: *sitting on the floor with Jack, Rowena, Gabriel and 37 screaming rabbits* Dean, it’s not what you think.

Rowena: Yes, these babies were going to be sacrificed by a coven of witches so I rescued them. They’ve had a bit of a shock, poor things, haven’t recovered yet.

Dean: …

Jack: They’re screaming because they’re scared. It’ll end soon, don’t worry. It’s PTSD.

Dean: I- what the fuck.

Gabriel: *voice muffled by bunnies* They soft.