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On another Stormlight Archive thought, related to a previous post I made about Kaladin+Shallan+Adolin: they really be a thruple. Whether you see it as friendship or more

Kaladin's aro ass- likes cleverness (though he's easy to embarrass) and intellect (thanks to his mother) and has a thing for blondes (had an attraction to Laral as a youth, is it any coincidence Adolin shares her mixed hair type..). Throw in the honor and he's set

Adolin's demi ass- likes powerful women, people with honor and aura

Shallan's bi ass- she's an artist. Of course she's gonna like pretty and aesthetic things. She has no type appearance-wise cuz ART IS ART. So yeah, give her a golden boy and the tall-dark-and-handsome

Thank you for coming to my TED talk

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Rereading *The Way of Kings* by Brandon Sanderson, and I realize much more the bitch I am. Cuz why am I thinking of how I'd insult Dalinar Kholin if modern medical terminology existed in his world? Cuz I could run miles with colonoscopy jokes in regards to his age (Kholin, ko-lin = colon, ya feel?) Hoid runs in my veins.

Anyway. Love Dalinar. I adopt him as my uncle

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I just had the most booty clenching shit ever from the spicy food I ate last night. Nobody wants to hear this, but it was an exPERIENCE.

Like clockwork, 30 min after waking up the morning after eating spicy food, duty called. But when I tell you my body was doing things I'd never felt before... I literally had a moment where I was like, this ain't no spicy shit there is something wrong with my digestive organs and I'mma boutta pass out on this bathroom floor, ass out for the world when they find me.

Always remember, any poop, that too shall pass. Survivors✊😔

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Girls wanting a dark, brooding type with long hair, painted nails, tattoos, and eye bags is the EXACT equivalent to guys who desire pixie dream girls. Equivalent in that they never usually end up with that type, but often the exact opposite. It's a phase we must all traverse, double-time for the bisexuals

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My Chemical Romance? More like, my chemical imbalance, ammaright? 🤪HAHA *cries*

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Lately an old memory has come to haunt me with a vengeance, sending me into waves of relentless cringing and I gotta put this out to the world to laugh at me. But several years ago I attempted the "dating app" and one person's bio included something about iKON, and my asian ass thinking brain immediately was like, "ah! The kpop group! Wasn't expecting that!" And I think I might've commented on that and they never responded because (come to find out much later) they were referring to a skiing pass... UGH! And even worse is that while waiting for a potential reply, I proceeded to listen to all of iKON's music history to refresh, and BOI that does +100 mental damage to me. *siiiiiiiigh* I'm just gonna blame whoever named the ski pass cuz how dare they do me dirty like this. This is damage for LIFE. They should cover my therapy bills

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The fact that the movie title 'Everything Everywhere All at Once' isn't about ADHD/Autism is a travesty. The title perfectly captures the experience

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I can understand why the feeling of clothes on my body and riding my moped to work are entirely overwhelming, but why is it that my unshaved legs (together with those other things) is what sets me over the edge?

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I cannot express the pure and utter delight upon discovering that the fancy Apple product boxes smell like apples inside. The elation my senses received at this subtle, yet punny, detail is cause enough to tempt me into purchasing an Apple product. The designer behind this idea will receive a marriage proposal via mail should I ever find them. And that is a threat

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Something about a wallet full of cash makes me wanna shake my ass

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Some people be reading romance novels/webtoons/manhuas/manga, and watching romance dramas-- and declare how unrealistic the stories are when the leads fall in love so quickly-- as if they didn't just see some hottie in public that morning and instantly create an extensive internal romance fantasy story between them

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Sometimes after making the most decadent and SCRUMPTIOUS grilled cheese sandwich, nothing else in the world seems to matter. Bliss is all I know, and I can in fact do that hard thing

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A bitch can't die until her work is done.... *Sigh*

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Not me thinking about the jjk ending 'Stand in the Darkness' cuz THIS song... this song is the true theme of the whole series. Across the board, hands down, I don't make the rules.

If Gege chooses to go the route of only Itadori surviving (which would make jjk a well done tragedy), remember this song *ugly sobbing*

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My car accident cherry has been popped, and damn, it doesn't feel fantastic. I know the human species has managed to glamorize or fetishize nearly everything, but I hope car crashes hasn't debuted yet

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As the saying goes, "the couples that stare together stay together" Example A being: Shallan+Adolin from the Stormlight series

Who they staring at together? Obviously Kaladin.

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When Lil Nas X said "I wanna fuck the ones I envy" he was being fucking for real