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The boys from Mystic Messenger would never treat me like this.

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Period Cramps! -Jumin han imagine;

"My love, i just finish my meeting.Have you get ur lunch?"

"Uhm... i haven't. Honestly, i'm at the pent house now."

"You are at the pent house?" Jumin get confused.

"Yeah, i got my period just now and awfully it crams really bad, so i am asking permission to get a rest."

"Why didn't you tell me dear?!" He looks rather worried now.

"I am about to tell u when u call me first."

"I am heading back now."

"No! Babe.. you didn't have to!"

"I have, i need to check ur condition."

"But i'm okay now!" You reassured him.

"I won't be long."

Tut.. Tut..

Like that, he end ur phone call

It doesn't take an half hour for you to hear your pent house door's open.

Jumin rush to you with a hand full of thing he think you may need or want.

"Love... how's ur condition? it still feel bad? do we need to call a doctor?"

"No, no! we don't have to. It's better since you are here." You smile. Trying to calm him down.

"Alright then, i will prepare u the hot towel."

It's not his first time dealing with ur period crams, so he already good enough to know what to do.

He come back with a bottle of hot water and a small towel wrap around it.

He help u to get ur comfort position then rise ur shirt up a little to put in on ur low tummy.

You moved to squish his arm in order to release ur pain.He doesn't get bothered at all.Beside, he look at you with a big concern that showed clearly in his eyes.

He pat ur head softly and asking do u already feel better.

You tell him honestly that it still feel awful but is a better a little.

"Do u want to eat the medicine? i heard that good to help ur crams."

You shake your head. "No i don't want to..."

"Alright, i won't force you then. But how about a warm tea?" He tilt his head.

You think for a while before finally nod.

You take over his hand job to hold the bottle while he prepare a warm tea for you.

Not long after , he come back with the tea on his hand and the smile on his face.

"Drink it slowly"

"Hm..."

After you take a few sip, you hand it again to your husband.

"Lay down." He told you with a really soft voice. A kind of voice that he will only use when speaking to you.

You do as he told without complaining.

He take over the hot bottle again while his other hand is patting ur head.

"I'm so blessed to have you as mine." You lock ur eyes with his.

"Can't imagine how i pass this without you."

Jumin ofc, smile widely. Kissing your forehead a bit too long.

"I'm the one who is blessed to get to taking care an amazing person like you."

His words success to make u flustered that make you hit his arm slow.

"Whatever.." You say while try to keep ur smile.

"I'm serious." Jumin reply.

"Yeah.. yeah.. got it."

"Sleep"

"If i sleep, can you promise me to be the first thing i see when i wake up?"

"I promise." He pinched ur nose.

"Alright then."

*He keep his promised cause when u open ur eyes, you see him laying lower beside u with his hand still holding the hot bottle to stay on ur tummy. :)

(sorry for my bad english and storyyy.This is my first time so i apologize that it's not worth enough, haha. But still i hope u can enjoy it cause i make this for all jumin's lover outside!!!)

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Me: I don't have a type!

Also me: Artem is my current husbando, Jumin Han is my ex-husbando... Wait. I can explain.

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No, Because the brothers favoritism on MC is different.

MC could smack the shit out of someone and someone snitched they would just straight not believe them like "MC would never do something like that."

And when they see it themselves they will be like "MC surely have a reason on why they hit you. Now tell me, What did you do to make MC want to hit you?"

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Lucifer: WHO DID THIS? WHOEVER DID THIS IS GOING TO BE-

Mc: It was me…

Lucifer: -forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.

Mammon/Belphegor: Wow. If it was me, I’d be fucking dead.

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Jumin & MC Language Disparity: Aegyo Edition!

Excuse me while I cry trying to explain this with my limited Korean vocabulary. Google translate did NOT help. Apparently it doesn't understand aegyo.

Remember this honey bunny tidbit from Jumin's day 11 chatroom? I've always found it odd due to how random it is, so I went to see what goes on in the Korean chat and turns out Jumin and you are having a full-blown baby-talk session!

Let me present you the literal translation for the Korean counterpart:

MC: woori jyagi wajjyeong? (is our honey here?) Han Jumin: wajjyeo? (here?) Han Jumin: ah... Han Jumin: geureon uimigun (so that's what it means) Zen: mwoya...;; (what the...;;) Han Jumin: wajjiyeom (your honey is here)

This is where it gets interesting. In Korean, baby-talking is called aegyo and is often deemed cute (or cringe depending on your taste). When you talk in aegyo, you add an extra sound of -m or -ng at the end of your word, like calling your older boyfriend 오빠 (oppa) as 오빵 (oppang). You can also modify them, like turning 자기 (jagi) to 쟈기 (jyagi). Aegyo is usually spoken in a high-pitched voice and aided with cutesy gestures. It's something you do for fun with your friends, significant others or people you feel comfortable with.

Now, we all know Jumin is a no-nonsense person who's not well-versed in modern culture, albeit he has shown interest in it. The closest comparison to him practicing aegyo would be talking like Yoosung—Yoosung uses a lot of aegyo either when he's whining or happy, and honestly he's adorable for it.

Click here to watch the example of aegyo. If you skip to 0:51 you can see how woori jyagi is spoken in real life.

THE EXPLANATION

In the chat above, you start the conversation by aegyo-fying your question of whether Jumin has come to the chatroom. The normal way of asking it would be 주민씨 왔어요? (jumin-ssi wasseoyo?)

There are multiple layers to this. First, the usage of woori jyagi, which directly translates to our honey indicates affectionate possession. You can say 내 자기 (nae jagi) to mean my honey, but for the sake of aegyo, woori is used and jagi is turned to jyagi, as per the example before.

Second, you turn 왔어요 (wasseoyo) to 와쪙 (wajjyeong), which Jumin repeats out of confusion. When he catches on, he verbalises his realisation in his usual speaking style, but Zen is already like "what the heck?" because the mere sight of Jumin mimicking baby-talk is freaking him out LOL.

Then as the grand finale bam bam, Jumin plays along by answering you with 와찌염 (wajjiyeom) instead of 왔어 (wasseo).* From the context, you can glean that he refers to himself in third person, which is what acting cute is all about.

*If you're wondering about the difference between -jjyeong and -jjiyeom, it's because the former is phrased as a question while the latter is an answer.

This whole exchange is very funny that I cracked up the first time I read it. I couldn't believe Jumin would actually say that.

So yeah, you just baby-talked to him and he did it back. Now imagine Jumin doing aegyo in that deep voice of his, complete with a poker face and a mischievous glint in his eyes. Can you? Because I so can and therefore need a live demonstration ASAP to confirm my imagination.

BONUS

Zen makes a barfing noise. He says eu-weg.

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good older brother mammon appreciation post

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The Love of my life, my ideal man, the funniest person, the one who cares the most.

Ladies and gentlemen, my husband‘s birthday ❤️

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jaemin as kaito kid

all headers made by me.

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Playing The Ssum but still missing Jumin :(

He knows I'm not playing mm/his route so he is looking for me 😔

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Mc: boys, I know I am a human, I'm fragile, delicate...

The brothers: ...

The royals: ...

The Purgatory boys: ...

Mc: *sighs*

Mc: but please... Stop covering the whole house whith bubble wrap!!!!!!!

Levi: but Mc!!! You could hurt yourself

Mammon: things down here are very dangerous

Diavolo: and is our responsibility to guarantee your safety...

Luke: this time I agree whit the demons

Mc: BOYS!!!!! IS-A-SCRATCH. I'm not going to die or something like that!!!!

Satan: and what about the bruises??

Mc: ...

Mc: it is fucking anemia!!!!!!

Everybody: !!!!

Belphie: it's look like we have to protect you from your own blood.

Mc: why I even try?

Solomon: it fascinating hoe diffently they treat us, despite I am a human too.

Mc: really? Is that what upset you?

Solomon: ...

Solomon: favoritism.

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Part 1 of my favorite Obey Me! chat photos

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Part 2 of my favorite Obey Me! chat photos

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Lucifer: I'M AT A LOSS FOR WORDS

Mammon, narrating: despite being at a loss for words, Lucifer yelled at us for the next two hours

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No one:

Beel:

But wait! It isn't what you think it is

Idk what's cuter: is it Satan when he offered to make coffee for all of his brothers, or Beel wanting to bring coffee for his teammates, or Lucifer who is supposed to be busy af but still offered to help Satan as soon as he knew his baby brother is gonna have a team meeting later.

:')

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“The worst mistake that you can make, is to walk away from the person who actually stood there and waited for you.”

— Unknown