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what the fuck man.

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house serves cunt as often as cuddy serves penis. wilson serves neither but he does serve something. maybe liver

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can we talk about how wilson’s office is right next to house’s?

isn’t he supposed to be the head of oncology? babygirl, why aren’t you, idk, stationed in the oncology department? why do you just happen to have an office adjoined to your boybestfriend’s? why do your two offices have a connected balcony? why are you the only people in the whole hospital with a setup like that?? who put you guys together? cuddy? that’s like a teacher sitting students with crushes on each other at the same table. why does she let you stay there when she’s seen the situations it produces? does she ship it too? we know she does enjoy the insanity, to an extent. does the entire hospital have a betting pool on when house and wilson will finally get their shit together? probably.

these two dumbasses are so the main characters, its blatantly obvious that the entire world is built around them. i love it.

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hello medical malpractice md (with a side of queerbaiting) fans. i have a lil smth silly for you.

im rewatching this fuckass show for the fourth time, except.... ive only recently embraced the almost always present homoerotic fuckery wilson and house participate in EVERY. SINGLE. EPISODE. tell me why i went into the show, pretending their in a secret relationship, and it makes sense??? so odd to me, really... everytime wilson pulls house aside? seems oddly intimate, doesn't it... everytime house flirts with a "hot babe"? hes making sure no one get suspicious....

let thar sink in my friends.... (im delusional.)