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Today in AP Bio we were talking about how some animals have anti-freeze compounds in their blood to keep them warm, and this kid just leaned over to me and whispered,
“Canadians”
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don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish
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Yep. Yep, that's totally what happens. Don't tell me otherwise.
we have a real future ahead of us.
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my thoughts are avocados i cannot fathom into guacamole
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I want to make sure that the first person who kisses you loves you.
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I don’t think I’m ever going to stop being angry at Voldemort’s death in the movie
He was mEANT TO DIE AS NO MORE THAN A MAN IN THE END. IT WAS IMPORTANT.
How the fuck does
“Tom Riddle hit the floor with a mundane finality, his body feeble and shrunken, the white hands empty, the snake-like face vacant and unknowing.”
turn into

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D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DROP THE TREBLE. *classical music starts playing* *skrillex is confused and homeless*
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Did someone say...
songs that have an amazingly catchy and cool tune but really uncomfortable lyrics

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