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mutuals look we are in the planetarium together

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i hope the little me who ran a one direction fan account can find some peace tonight

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YOU'RE A PHANNIE ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

OF COURSE I AM, WHERE DO YOU THINK I GOT MY GENDER TRANSED AND MY SEXUALITY HOMOED⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

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‘we weren’t meant to be able to see this many opinions’

‘we weren’t meant to know what everybody thinks about everything’

‘we weren’t meant to have the news and everyone’s takes on it available 24/7’

that’s all 100% true and valid and my brain is forever damaged bc of it but also i firmly believe we WERE meant to have access to this many cat videos. i can beam footage of kittens that i otherwise would never have met into my eyeballs at any time of the day or night and that can only be a good thing

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as a trans person, whenever someone compliments my name i like to say “thanks, i picked it myself!” with the same energy as “thanks, it has pockets!”

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i am so fucking happy i can control my thoughts and am not 19 anymore you have no idea

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hold on a second man…

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the capitol’s messiest twinks

they look like some characters from a 90s children program

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Places you should add to your little town/city in your fantasy world!!

Post offices. Wild, I know. But give me the unhinged kind. Pingeons and little postal dragons all over the place. You enter. The most disgusting smell fucking assaults your nostrils. You know what it is. Letter in hand, you go up to the counter. The postal worker is just a slightly bigger pigeon. You shed a tear.

PLAYGROUNDS!! Create the most dangerous kinds of playgrounds, the ones suburban moms would TRIP if they ever saw one. Monkey bars that are way too tall, swings that go full circle... The metal slide stays the same, it's already painful enough.

PARKS!! MAKE IT ALIVE!! Show people going on walks, reading beneath trees. C'mon most of them are already hundred years old (And are going to die after that CR 15 creature wrecks the town) anyways!! Show couples and picnics, show a family enjoying the sunday, give me someone picking flowers for their loved ones.

A bakery! Do you know how much these places are underrated? And do you know how much plot potential they have? Every good story starts with food poisoning or granny's recipe! Give me a place your players/readers are going to treat like home and, for once, it's not a tavern or a guild.

Government buildings! Give me a town hall that has a kilometric line in front of it. Give me a registry that is as old as this town. Give me police stations! Give me courtrooms! Make one of your players get arrested and now all of the party has to go through burocracy like a bunch of normal people!

(Who am I kidding? You don't need to make them get arrested. They are going to do that for you.)

Touristic attractions! Give me a full-on statue of the country's leader! Give me museums! Give me streets, ruins and whatnot that attract thousands of tourists everyday! Give me an annoying city guide that tries to get the party's attention everytime!

Magazine stands! Magazines don't exist? Newspaper stands! From the Queen's Journal to the most questionable new piece of Fox's Tailtracker, you have it all! Make your players doubt what's actually happening, sprinkle a little fake news... Or is it fake at all?

...Toy stores. OK HEAR ME OUT. Make magic toys; miniature skyships that actually fly, metal toy dragons that expel fire, little wands that make little light spells, wooden creatures that can move and make noises... Make children happy! And your players too because they will waste their money on these stuff.

Instrument store!! Make your bards happy with special instruments or just weird ones! Give me a battle in one of those that is just filled with funny noises and the worst battle soundtrack ever!!

Not exactly a place but... Cleaning carts!!! Show me people cleaning the streets, picking up the trash, cutting trees!! Make the town look clean!! Give me an old man that is really proud of his work!!!

(or ways to make your players feel even worse when the villain destroys the town later on :) )

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Support Palestinian organizations during Project for Awesome 2024 #P4A2024 🇵🇸

You can vote today, tomorrow, and on Sunday before 12 PM EST 🗳️

Vote for Palestinian Centre for Human Rights

Vote for Palestinian Youth Movement

Vote for Palestinian American Community Center

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dan and phil as text posts again (p1, p2)

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Ghibli x Zelda collection, available for print!

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Howl’s Moving Castle - Fan art by Julia Tveritina

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find me in the future.

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New Howl piece! :D Very proud of it ^^ Took me quite a while to draw all those little houses, haha! XD

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i hate working i hate dating i hate tasks. what about pillow and blanky time

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dab and evan through the years (2017 -> 2023)