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I HAVE FOUND ALBUS’S MOST HATED SONG EVER:

(idk maybe james would blast this song out on speaker to wind albus up, and it will work every time😭)

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I’ve been writing an angsty af scorbus fic, because i love pain🌀hopefully I’ll be posting it soon!!!

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“this and this and this.”

i would literally die right now.

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didn’t know this about you, karl jenkins

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more albus coded memes:

*all credits to the original authors*

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more scorpius coded memes:

(these are almost too easy for me to collect bc im literally just the personality combo of scorpius and albus.)

*all credits to original authors*

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memes that are albus and scorpius coded:

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sometimes i’m ok, and then i remember technically, the first person albus ever kissed on the lips was his aunt.

i imagine albus is probably teased about this by scorpius ALL HIS LIFE.🆘

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(im so anxious about my uni application. i don’t remember being this nervous 4 years ago, what kind of regression is this??)

(scorbus is the only thing that can distract me from the anxiety and stress right now.)

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⚡️west end year 8 (11/01/25):

I saw the cursed child london year 8 cast again today and made some ridiculously long notes, mainly about scorbus (because i’m obsessed)🆘 i noticed many little things I didn’t see before, so I thought I’d write them down before I forget them!

⚡️act 1:

so much finger twiddling from albus right from the beginning, i love it!

harry and ginny side hugs at the platform were so cute, they were still in so much wonder about their surroundings, it’s like they’re seeing platform 9 3/4 for the first time✨

when ron was doing the whole nose trick with lily jr, ginny gives albus a shoulder squeeze as albus was looking nervous. ginny just gets albus:)

when albus told rose he’s staying in scorp’s compartment, scorp did a fleeting slight smile. he looked like he didn’t believe it 

scorp whispering “slytherin please” during sorting ceremony 

bread scene, albus looked at scorp and puffed his cheeks, like wtf are you doing, and then looked down lol

after scorp said “come to the funeral and be my good friend” albus reached out his arm like he was going to hug scorpius 

they just in general made so much eye contact in moments of uncertainty to assure each other, it’s just the cutest! 

someone sitting behind me gasped when harry he wished albus weren’t his son😭this scene destroys me every time ugh

when scorp tried to climb up the train albus gave him double thumbs up, but scorp failed to get to the top

THEY WERE SO PROTECTIVE OVER EACH OTHER IN THE AMOS SCENE omg 

and when amos said about “undersized teenagers”, scorpius seemed to suddenly be very self conscious about his body, and awkwardly adjusted his tie lol

when amos said “malfoy maybe a voldemort” scorp was hurt and he looked at albus, albus gave him a little smile of reassurance💕

scorpius/harry was screaming, he spat at albus/ron’s face accidentally, and albus/ron wipes his face with his sleeves💀

albus/ron accidentally threw his robe right at his own face after kissing hermione, he was so grossed out. 

⚡️act 2:

scorpius was JEALOUS AF  in the forest💀when delphi was standing between him and albus, blocking scorpius view of albus, he leans to the side and waves at albus. I CANNOT HE’S SO REAL WTF

edge of forest scene when scorp said he checked the daily prophet every day, albus did a tiny smirk. OH GOD HE’S SO OBSESSED WITH SCORPIUS

scrorbus cheering in a weird way because of course they do, they’re scorbus. and after the second cheer, albus mouthed “that’s better” to scorpius 

harry stroking albus’s injured arm in the hospital🥹

staircase ballet was perfect as always. and madame hooch looked so worried about scorpius:( 

staircase scene with scorpius and delphi , after delphi told him “you two belong together” and asked scorpius to find albus, he walked off with a grin and kept doing air fist pumps lol

when they got shushed by the teacher in the library scorpius picked up the book and pointed at it, nodding and pretending to have understood something

library scene monologue. scorpius’s crying and albus’s pained face twitches 😭they were both so broken and vulnerable:(

after they used invisibility cloak, scorpius sat on the chair, hugging himself (kind of) into the tiniest little ball like he wanted to make himself disappear from all the hurt. he didn’t took at albus for a long time. 

scorpius’s little smile when albus said you’re kind to your finger tips (my boy is so precious I wanna die, he need to be protected af all cost)

when they hugged, albus’s face squeezed/crunched up his face with his eyes closed, like he’s in so much pain and regret, but also so relieved. I think he really wanted to feel that moment. 

albus’s cute little laugh after scorpius said consider me engorg-impressed! they’re literally just perfect for each other ughh

I LAUGHED SO MUCH at this: when myrtle said she’s got a soft spot for the potters, albus awkwardly waved at her, and when she said she’s impartial to a malfoy, scorpius looked so scared and tucked in his robe to cover up his chest, like he just got violated by myrtle💀

when scorp emerged cheering from the lake and didn’t see albus, he called albus in a low-pitch,  playful way while laughing, but then immediately became so concerned when albus still didn’t respond😭and his calls became panicked

⚡️act 3:

in draco’s office, droco did the “for voldemort and valour” sign very slowly with a slow voice, he probably heard talks about scorpius doing it in weird ways, and was trying to teach him💀

scorpius’s bent knee bowing to snaps is funny af, he’s fangirlling for real

noticed how the dementor IMMEDIATELY went away after scorpius said albus😭that’s how strong his love for albus is, I literally can’t breathe

again in the lake when scorp hugged albus, albus genuinely looked so happy! my boy loves physical affection, he did a little chuckle too 

also when scorpius screamed harry, albus looked so shocked and confused lol

when McGonagall said about expelling them albus looked immediately at scorpius:(

dorm scene, albus chuckled so much when scorpius was going on about “scorpius the dread-less, malfoy the unanxious”.

when scorpius sat on albus’s bed, albus turned his body towards scorpius, then for a moment, he looked down at their hands on the bed, it’s like he was thinking where to put his hands😭 

rose and gang overhearing the conversation about the alternative reality. rose was upset, james, sitting behind rose, put a hand on her shoulders. james kept fidgeting as if trying to figure out what else he can do to comfort rose. so good to see the sensitive side of james 

i cry at the rose and hermione hug every time 

today it stood out to me about how much fun they genuinely have with each other! and now they make each other laugh all the time!

especially when they were planning different charms to destroy the time turner. they are goofy and make each other laugh so much:)

scorpius looked like he was in disbelief when delphi said albus’s weakness is love. (bruh just believe it☠️)

when delphi put her wand on albus, scorpius tried so hard to stand up from the floor to go to albus, even though he literally just suffered the cruciatus curse moments ago

⚡️act 4:

I cried when Craig died he’s such a cinnamon bun 

also the albus’s finger twiddling kind of got replaced at times by him tucking his hair in this act.

also albus being a geek and being excited about mathilda bagshot. he’s not beating the secret dork allegations 

in godric’s hollow, when scorpius was telling albus about his plan, albus was actually so serious in the beginning, until scorpius said “scream to the baby”, albus muttered “baby??” to himself and frowned lol

ben’s draco is so soft and smiley, v different from steve’s version! he smiled at ron after ron said “you’ve got nice hair”💀

also ben’s draco smiled when he noticed the farmers market. I can just picture draco cooking for scorpius and astoria aaaahh👨🏼‍🌾

the scene where albus was asleep on the church bench made me cry. ginny understands albus so deeply. she’s just the best. I love ginny. 

i swear albus and scorpius’s hands were touching when they sat on the church bench 

scorpius looked in awe and gave double thumbs up to hermione after they answered albus’s history question at the same time. hermione looked so proud of scorpius, it’s honestly so cute. 

rose asked “you good albus”, albus looked at scorpius, then looked at rose, smiled and nodded, and looked at scorpius again. JUST TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM ALREADY GOD

and the last scene was perfect.💕

(also this is today’s cast board, everyone was so incredible!)(and it was benjamin stratton as draco, the board wasn’t updated when I took the photo)

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this is how i imagine albus and scorpius would be like in a photo booth📸:

as muggle photos don’t move, scorpius is determined to get the poses perfect for each shot. he keeps anxiously reminding albus about each pose:

“ok albus we’ve got this! first photo: we cup our faces and look at each other. second photo: we wink, i close my left eye and you close your right eye. third photo we’ll make silly faces, and the final one we’ll look into the camera and smile. we only have a few seconds between shots so you need to remember it, ok?”

albus rolls his eyes at his ridiculous lover, but he couldn’t help but smiles. even when scorpius is being extra extra, albus loves him.

that’s why when the flash goes off for the third photo, albus pulls scorpius in and lands a gentle kiss on his cheek.

scorpius is caught off guard, he freezes for the briefest moment, then settles softly into albus’s arms as the flash goes off for the final time. he is home whenever he’s in albus’s arms.

“these are perfect, scorp. look, you look like a peach in the third photo.”

“shut up, albus.”

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also hpcc fandom i have a question!!

does anyone remember when the script changed in the myrtle scene? it changed from "...but Cedric Diggory - you'd be amazed at how many girls I had to hear doing love incantations in this very bathroom." to "how many girls and boys" now

idk it just feels very important to me that queer love is spoken about directly in the script!!

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2 days until i see cursed child again aaaahhhhh this is trip no.4 and im still as excited as the first time!!!! maybe even more excited idk!!!

also i made silly crochet rainbow snake stuffed toys with knitted slytherin scarves, should i give them to ellis and harry🥹their scorbus is literally perfection.😭

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OKAY it’s probably because I read In Memoriam at the height of my scorbus obsession, but why is Gaunt kind of Albus coded🆘

henry core

bro truly said “is it better to speak or to die?” 🤣

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yes. i'm never going to be over gaunt and ellwood. no book has destroyed me as much as this one has in a long long time.

sometimes i’m normal and then i remember ‘you are the poetry’

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scorpius woke up to find albus standing in front of the mirror by the bedroom door, modelling with a pride flag.

(scorpius had been staying in albus’s house for a week. he insisted on not wearing his own fancy silk pyjamas, but to wear albus’s cotton pyjamas that came in a multipack instead. albus’s leg hair is itchy on scorpius skin when they cuddle up at night in the pyjamas shorts, but scorpius is not complaining.)

it was the day for their first muggle pride parade. the boys had been keeping their relationship a secret, they told everyone they needed to go to london for “muggle studies homework.”

(but everyone guessed they were dating already, because albus and scorpius were idiots in love, and it was literally impossible for anyone to not realise something was going on.)

albus was confused when he saw two muggle pride flags slotted in under his bedroom door this morning - who put them there? and how did anyone know?

(lily put them there. she overheard a conversation between ginny and draco. apparently scorpius confessed excitedly everything about their “master plan” to astoria’s portrait, not realising that draco heard everything. ginny and draco agreed to pretend not to know. lily approved. they all just wanted albus and scorpius to be happy.)

but as soon as scorpius put his arms around him, albus stopped worrying. as long as they’re by each other’s side, everything is good - it’s more than good actually, it’s everything albus ever dared to dream of. scorpius is everything. albus wasn’t certain of many things in his young life, but he knew in his guts that scorpius felt the same about him too.

it was going to be a beautiful day.

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i love doing these little drawings of my boys!! more coming soon x

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in my head albus and scorpius would wear each other’s clothes all the time.

this is the first time it happened, with a swapping of the weasley christmas jumpers when scorpius and draco were invited for the first (of many, many) time to spend the holidays with the potters and weasleys.

something about seeing your massive crush wearing your clothes just feels unbearably intimate for albus; is it unhinged that he wants to be that jumper? the perfect, most beautiful person is in albus’s childhood bedroom, wearing his jumper, smiling at him - and albus is so in love.

scorpius is so, so happy that albus agrees to the jumper swap - he loves albus and hence he loves everything albus owns and he loves the soft green wool on his skin. he keeps thinking about how the fabric was brushing against albus’s skin moments ago, and he quickly resolved to nervous stimming to hide his blushing face.