sario528
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Possibly a very confused burrowing owl. He/Him, old enough to remember dial up
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sario528 · 20 days ago
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Today’s the day
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sario528 · 23 days ago
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Old hag by *veprikov
Being a witch is not the highest paid job in the world.
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sario528 · 24 days ago
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Happy Halloween!! Eat lots of candy and stuff!!!
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sario528 · 26 days ago
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sario528 · 1 month ago
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The group released approximately 6,000 crickets from bags hidden on their persons which they snuck through security just before a talk on the “dangers” of medical transition. They made sure to spread the crickets (which do not infest and pose no danger to humans) across the entire hall, in order to ensure the conference could be safely brought to an end. The speech was postponed and later speeches were cancelled.
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sario528 · 1 month ago
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"do couponing" "wait for sales" "buy generic" "save all your sauce and seasoning packets" "reuse all the containers your food comes in" "clean and save the aluminum foil that wraps your take out" how about we build a society that doesnt require everyone to minmax to survive
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sario528 · 1 month ago
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That fuckin smile at the end
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sario528 · 1 month ago
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A lot of orange 🍊 meows .. sound on 🔊
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sario528 · 1 month ago
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The group released approximately 6,000 crickets from bags hidden on their persons which they snuck through security just before a talk on the “dangers” of medical transition. They made sure to spread the crickets (which do not infest and pose no danger to humans) across the entire hall, in order to ensure the conference could be safely brought to an end. The speech was postponed and later speeches were cancelled.
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sario528 · 1 month ago
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Fontainebleau State Park, Mandeville, Louisiana by Lana Gramlich
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sario528 · 1 month ago
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sario528 · 1 month ago
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If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading
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sario528 · 1 month ago
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I know a company that does both these things and no surprise, when you shop there, the employees are always miserable and agitated.You should kill your managers in such situations imo. The only reason I receive treatment slightly above this is i'm lucky enough to have managers who are also bothered by these business practices. The water one is especially bad if you have heat intolerance, I was so sick regularly before I switched to a department with more leniency regarding water.
Depending on where you live these things may violate labor laws though so if you're in the same situation look into it. However in my experience any labor law violations happen without consequence regardless
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sario528 · 1 month ago
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I know a company that does both these things and no surprise, when you shop there, the employees are always miserable and agitated.You should kill your managers in such situations imo. The only reason I receive treatment slightly above this is i'm lucky enough to have managers who are also bothered by these business practices. The water one is especially bad if you have heat intolerance, I was so sick regularly before I switched to a department with more leniency regarding water.
Depending on where you live these things may violate labor laws though so if you're in the same situation look into it. However in my experience any labor law violations happen without consequence regardless
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sario528 · 1 month ago
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Hi honey how was your day at the gaslighting factory?
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sario528 · 1 month ago
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affirmations for when you have to send emails
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sario528 · 1 month ago
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when i got my medical certificate i very confidently answered the question "what do you do if a person becomes unconscious?" with "remove from the room immediately" only to be met with puzzled silence by the instructor and that's when i learned that the deeply ingrained nautical fear and grim reality of seamen and their rescuers asphyxiating in enclosed spaces due to build up of toxic gas or especially lack of oxygen does not translate to land.
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