#Just not for me

[oswaldthehero]

I regret to inform you that he’s sauceless

[lifblogs]

I’m really teary-eyed with today being the last lotr newsletter day. I know I’ll read this all over again and again, but wow, it’s the end of The Return of the King.

I want to thank @sindar-princeling once again for all the work she put into this project, especially when Tiny Letter ended and we needed a new way to read this. I’m really happy to be alive and online at the time of this existing. It’s really such an intense and beautiful way to read this story. Thank you so much.

[relentlessly-tired]

Volume eating fucked me over sooooo bad.

I literally am so afraid of eating anything that isn't super high in volume, even if I'm not THAT hungry!!! Those stupid subreddits especially and youtubers just hammered it into my soul that if I didn't completely stuff myself every time I ate while on a calorie deficit then I would binge later.

But honestly, the feeling of being stuffed, even if it's low cal foods triggers me to binge bc it makes me feel like i already have! And all the fibre makes me feel not so well sometimes tbh😭

I'm tryna train myself out of it tho. Like I CAN eat a sandwich for 300 cals if that's what I'm craving rather than carrots, and apple, a banana, orange, and protein yogurt for 300 cals. Like eating all that shit I don't rlly want does make me wanna fucking binge so I need to just accept that I can and will eat whatever I want as long as it doesn't bring me over my deficit but it's so fucking hard to accept😭😭

[island-in-the-shadows]

Some people: Omg yes I want Felix.

Me: The boy can't kiss, can't fuck, definitely can't eat out, would probably drop me faster than a hot potato, his best friend is psychosexually obsessed with him and is literally a freak (affectionate), his mom's a nightmare, his cousin is gonna be cunty to me...like literally he drew a man with a freak on his back. I don't want none. Let Oliver have him.

[margo-mania]

WHY IS HAMILTON ON MY DASH 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[the-busy-ghost]

There are many reasons my interests are more geared towards mediaeval Scotland than mediaeval England, but at least one of them has to be the fact that I am completely incapable of Being Normal about the Lion in Winter and Shakespeare's second tetralogy.

[saucebou]

I find the obsession with little pootis on this website to be very strange to me.

As someone who was raised exclusively on bizarre gmod and sfm animations my body rejects any tf2 content that is cutesy (for lack of a better word).

[loumandforyou]

I may still not know much about book Armand, but personally I prefer the show version, cause I always prefer less evil (I know that some book armand actions would have made me dislike him right away), and more complex characters (in a "those actions could be explained/be redeemeed. Like with Louis' character, villainy is a point of view"). Not that book armand wasn't, but show armand reminds me of a character that could be on black sails and obviously that's a win for me.

[thsc-confessions]

"I'm sorry but I just can't get into toppat x dave ships. They feel wrong in a weird way. Maybe stockholm syndrome-y?? Maybe that word's a little heavy. The power imbalance? I don't know, but I tried to read a few toppat x dave fics so I could understand the appeal, and while they were objectively good fics, I just couldn't get into them. Especially whenever that same toppat is the one who gets him out of his cell....just gives me the ick." submitted by anon

[hedghost]

not much gives me the ick when it comes to the woso girlies but if there’s one thing that does it’s going to fucking ibiza

like i’m so sorry not trying to be a bitch but like being an ibiza girlie is SUCH an ick i’m sorry it’s like so not my vibe

[littlegeecko]

I HAVE AN IDEA.

TF2 EXE AU

HEAVY=LORD X

MEDIC=MAJIN

SCOUT=HOG

SPY=FAKER/EXE

SOLDIER=COLDSTEEL

ENGENIER=XENOPHANE

DEMOMAN=SANIC.EXE

PYRO=SUNKY.MPEG

SNIPER=FLEETWAY SUPER SONIC.

this would not work cuz 1) i dont play tf2 and 2) i ship literally all the mercs and i dont want unnecesary mental strain

(Also what the fuck fleetway wouldnt have the patient to be sniper)

[munebat]

tw

realizing that youre alone and no one has time for you and that youre just some annoying problem and that no one would care if you died and they wouldnt even notice and that i should just kill myself right here right now while everyone is busy with stuff and school

[bellarkeandclintashaandsuch]

My inconsequential thoughts on The Acolyte

Osha x Yord 🥰 (now 💔😭)

Mae x Qimir, that funny guy 🥰

Mae x Qimir, the sith guy 👀🥰

Osha x Qimir, that sith guy 🙅‍♀️

The sisters look the same. It’s the same actress, and yet. I feel nothing. Except swim, babe, swim to that ship and get outta there!

Sol x A reciprocated hug 🥹🥰

Sol x Telling me what happened in the past 🙏😍

(Qimir x Yord, on the brink of death) 🥰🔥☠️👀

[wouldvecouldveshouldve]

are you a maisie peters stan

kind of? i mean, i enjoy a couple of songs but im not a full fan of hers

[thepringlesofblood]

google search: easiest way to become a captain of something so that i can be addressed as "Capt." on paperwork instead of "Mr.", "Mrs.", or "Ms."