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Incorrect naruto alignment charts I made👍

Do these make sense? No. Are these objectively funny to think about? Yes.

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I need to hear Hidan managing to convince Kakuzu to be partners because of the profits of proselytizing a death cult

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the best thing i've ever done

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More Akatsuki with their mugs!

I specifically imagine Zetsu to have the pink watering can. And all other Zetsus help water each other, taking turns.

Tobi has a collection of weird-shaped bendy straws. Other characters:

Itachi and Kisame

Deidara and Sasori

Hidan and Kakazu

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Kakuzu, traditional art

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happy birthday crazy ass!

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Listen-

⎊ Y'all are going to have to believe in my Hidan isekai theory because how does he know what a band is, how does he know what an electronic keyboard is, how does he know what a guitar is, and most importantly he clearly just got off the train from New York

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explaining why hashirama killing himself makes perfect sense to me, using all the plot holes to my advantage. let's start with the fact that no one talks about how hashirama died.

neither about a happy death in old age, nor about a heroic tragic tearful death for the sake of the village like they all love in konoha. there are no legends about someone who was able to kill that same legendary Hashirama or a mystery that everyone has been racking their brains over for many generations, no one just mentions his death. for me personally, there is only one conclusion here - his death is too shameful for someone who was deified and elevated to some unattainable god-like being. of course smth like disease can be considered shameful as well in the shinobi world, so let's move on to the reasons that could push hashirama to the decision to kill himself. the incessant war, the loss of loved ones, misunderstanding from those around him, as if it were normal for everyone to endlessly slay each other. with the only person who understands his desire to change the established system in which constant murders and war are considered the norm, they try to kill each other, despite their shared dream. but in the end, the dream came true and immediately ended with a nuclear bomb on hashirama’s mental health. defending the village, he killed his closest friend, the very person who understood him like no one else. dying, madara said that hashirama has changed and it's true, he is no longer the person he was in childhood. the dream of creating a village was so mixed up with the idea of ​​peace that konoha seemed to have become a guarantor of the absence of war, as if its very existence could protect from the horrors that the children of the founders generation went through. thus, the idea of ​​protecting the village rose above the idea of ​​protecting the loved ones, which hashirama clearly confirms both by killing madara and by saying that if someone else were in madara's place, he would have killed them too. he wanted to change the system, but became part of it. Here we can only imagine the backlash of the realization. deceased loved ones, constant wars, guilt, attempts to convince himself that he made the right decision, a feeling of helplessness from the impossibility of changing the world around him, because no matter how hard he try, cruelty will not go away. not to mention his habit of "suddenly falling into depression", which is presented as a joke and the fact that he already tried to stab himself, of course for the sake of peace and well madara, but not everyone will agree to this anyway. together with zero mention of the cause of Hashirama's death, despite the fact that the body is in the village and literally everyone has already dug it up for cells, the whole picture is sad. despite the idealization and deification by others, the unattainable half-god could not protect himself from the consequences of his own actions, thoughts and the influence of reality. as if it is even logical that the only one who can kill the god of shinobi is himself.

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was watching macdoesit try on halloween costumes again

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Tenten

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hidan house tour

and kakuzu:

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Having OCs be like

One moment you are playing dress up

The next you are adding more trauma and/or angst to their story

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Hidan being drunk and obnoxious on his birthday…

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Yugakure.

Hot springs, street food and prostitutes.

What a bunch of tools.

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Happy birthday Hidan! 🎂

After more than 10 years, you'll always be among my favorites ✨️

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Only have time for a quick sketch today, so here's birthday Hidan being all cute and definitely not planning anything nefarious.

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