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The third sign something's wrong is the same thing Gary always seems to see when things are about to go to shit - on the ice, on the TV screen, against the pitch black dark when he closes his eyes to steel himself for another blow: Robbie fucking Williams.
hey everyone. watched the monkey movie. reawakened my latent fascination with robbie williams. had a mental breakdown. somehow started working out my feelings by empathising deeply with gary barlow through the medium of fictional ice hockey.
welcome to my first published fanfiction. and to the vortex!!
chapter 1 of 3. gary WILL be having some Conversations.
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I think about this essay on take that from 1995 that begins with a quote from foucault followed by a quote from gary barlow from a collection I read a while ago constantly
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a few days ago i woke up thinking: snails are cute, but what if they had legs?
so i made this, and i was like "aww yeahhh such a funny animal"

and then a second image popped up in my head
what if they acted like dogs?

YEAAAAHHHHH HAPPY PUPPY SNAIL
#i had a dream that my girlfriend got me a giant pet slug as a surprise gift#i loved him so much........ i woke up with GRIEF
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Sex is when you push your finger into someones open wound and they make a pathetic little moan in response
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Update I am 3000 words into writing my first ever fic & yes it is in the voice of Gary Barlow...........
📢📢 WHERE IS THE TAKE THAT OLD MAN YAOI???????????
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📢📢 WHERE IS THE TAKE THAT OLD MAN YAOI???????????
#take that#they made a monkey do lines at a gay club the least we can do is match their energy.........
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Severance by Ling Ma, 2018 / Severance by Dan Erickson, 2022
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"You're already screwed up. Which is why you don't just want to work for me, you need to."
I Bet on Losing Dogs by Mitski // House M.D.
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Your closest experience to agitprop is Sesame Street. Your fatigue is so unearned, I can’t stand it.
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my thoughts are normal and appropriate
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I hate when some random bitch I don’t know has me blocked. What could I have possibly done. I am perfect in every way
#me at labour party conference in 2019 when someone was making a speech onstage so i looked up who they were#and discovered they had blocked me on twitter ???????????#tbf their speech was a bit annoying but they were literally just a random member from a random CLP LOL!!!!!#i had never heard of them before....... i did used to have an insane online footprint though.#im reformed now x and i would never go to labour party conference xx#tmi
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dts very much implying that gunther retired from F1 to go run a vineyard in the dolomites w the love of his life mattia binotto
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#8.....#red wine-white wine-apple cider-white rice-zhenjiang-malt-balsamic-distilled white#lotta cuisines to cover!
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very classic of me to be not only 20 years late to house md but also a year late to the 2023 house revival......... the need to speak about dr robert chase is overwhelming me mind body and soul
#chase and house i am obsessed..... they don't belong together but i think in the interim they should have a fucked up ongoing thing#that makes them both worse but brings their issues to the surface in a way that leads them on to something more inevitable#this stupid australian twink really got me. so identifiably My Guy unfortunately maybe the most My Guy ever......#people saying they found him boring in early seasons i do not understand you#house md#tmi
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legitimately cannot explain how much House MD has eaten away at my brain over the past 5 days. what did they put in that show.
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Charles at the Fight Aids Cup 2024 // 23.01.24
#so cruel that he is good at racing and bad at Sports when he deserves to be#on the pitch sweaty laughing getting tossed about by his teammates#charles
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life update I've become consumed by hilary mantel's 1992 French revolution novel a place of greater safety & I am here with the message that fictionalised camille desmoulins is who you all WISH charles leclerc would be
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