sanhaoche
sanhaoche
i wanna cut to the feeling!
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sanhaoche · 16 hours ago
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The third sign something's wrong is the same thing Gary always seems to see when things are about to go to shit - on the ice, on the TV screen, against the pitch black dark when he closes his eyes to steel himself for another blow: Robbie fucking Williams.
hey everyone. watched the monkey movie. reawakened my latent fascination with robbie williams. had a mental breakdown. somehow started working out my feelings by empathising deeply with gary barlow through the medium of fictional ice hockey.
welcome to my first published fanfiction. and to the vortex!!
chapter 1 of 3. gary WILL be having some Conversations.
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sanhaoche · 3 months ago
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I think about this essay on take that from 1995 that begins with a quote from foucault followed by a quote from gary barlow from a collection I read a while ago constantly
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sanhaoche · 3 months ago
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a few days ago i woke up thinking: snails are cute, but what if they had legs?
so i made this, and i was like "aww yeahhh such a funny animal"
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and then a second image popped up in my head
what if they acted like dogs?
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YEAAAAHHHHH HAPPY PUPPY SNAIL
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sanhaoche · 3 months ago
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Sex is when you push your finger into someones open wound and they make a pathetic little moan in response
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sanhaoche · 3 months ago
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Update I am 3000 words into writing my first ever fic & yes it is in the voice of Gary Barlow...........
📢📢 WHERE IS THE TAKE THAT OLD MAN YAOI???????????
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sanhaoche · 3 months ago
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📢📢 WHERE IS THE TAKE THAT OLD MAN YAOI???????????
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sanhaoche · 3 months ago
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Severance by Ling Ma, 2018 / Severance by Dan Erickson, 2022
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sanhaoche · 4 months ago
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"You're already screwed up. Which is why you don't just want to work for me, you need to."
I Bet on Losing Dogs by Mitski // House M.D.
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sanhaoche · 5 months ago
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Your closest experience to agitprop is Sesame Street. Your fatigue is so unearned, I can’t stand it.
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sanhaoche · 11 months ago
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my thoughts are normal and appropriate
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sanhaoche · 1 year ago
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I hate when some random bitch I don’t know has me blocked. What could I have possibly done. I am perfect in every way
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sanhaoche · 1 year ago
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dts very much implying that gunther retired from F1 to go run a vineyard in the dolomites w the love of his life mattia binotto
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sanhaoche · 1 year ago
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sanhaoche · 1 year ago
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very classic of me to be not only 20 years late to house md but also a year late to the 2023 house revival......... the need to speak about dr robert chase is overwhelming me mind body and soul
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sanhaoche · 1 year ago
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legitimately cannot explain how much House MD has eaten away at my brain over the past 5 days. what did they put in that show.
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sanhaoche · 1 year ago
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Charles at the Fight Aids Cup 2024 // 23.01.24
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sanhaoche · 1 year ago
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life update I've become consumed by hilary mantel's 1992 French revolution novel a place of greater safety & I am here with the message that fictionalised camille desmoulins is who you all WISH charles leclerc would be
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