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If this isn’t the cutest shit I’ve ever seen

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Barden Bellas or USWNT? // IG: allie_long_ // 7.2.19

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Christen’s face when she looked down at the Harries 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Meg and Sammy cute 😻

Always drinking or holding a drink 🤣 glad it wasnt alcohol :)))

(Vids cre to @uswnt)

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Megan "Go Storm" Rapinoe

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HELLO! And welcome to the

With:

Alex “I can never fucking remember Kelley’s birthday but I know her hazel eyes have green speckles” Morgan

Miss Kelley “of course that I am Alex’s fucking dream dinner guest. Duh.” O’Hara

Sam “I don’t know why I keep doing this thing with Rose, I’m done™️ *face palm* but at the same time wE ArE BeSt FRieNdS!!!!” Mewis

Rose “I don’t know what I’m doing so I’m gonna awkwardly laugh for all the 15 minutes of this video” Lavelle

Mal “I definitely knows Tobin’s birthday cause I’m her child but If we keep starring each other intensely we will know the right answer for osmosis” Pugh

Lindsey “I’m already sweating” Horan

Hosted by:

Emily “saucy Sonny, official third wheel of all the couples in this video so I’m gonna shamelessly flirt with everyone” Sonnett

Enjoy.

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sammymewyy: bonding w/o @lavellerose

Now it’s Rose: “very cool 👍🏼”

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Ewww. 🤣

IG's story : @emilysonnett

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Some USWNT players working on Equal Pay this eveing!

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Sammy will never live this down.

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Emily Sonnett: when Panera is packed and a table opens up

Bonus:

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uswntplayers  One month later, still got 4 stars ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ on our shirt. In our PA officers, we trust @reeba04, @kelleyohara, @sammymewyy

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Saint Tobin Laying of Healing Hand. Artist unknown. 2019.

📷: kryptobanana

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Panic Petunia (PP) nose injury: a memoir.

The unfortunate an vile collision:

The pain:

The strength to never give up:

Pain ™ (again):

Bonus (gory, that’s the content):

(Sources: this and of course espn)

(Also Sam is fine ✌🏻)

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Sam: “YOU COULDA HAD A BAD BITCH!!!” 🗣

IG: ashlynharris24 // 5.23.19

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WHY are they like this??