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T h e f t
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Crab bread strikes again! Aaaa!
Will you treat him gently with his bread soft carapace...? (...)
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crabmultitool
crabmultitool
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🐡: You seen any crabs around lately,buddy?
Me? Oh absolutely not, no way I mean me? Seeing crabs?? Ridiculous! Preposterous! Didn't you see the banner, this is a crab free zone. And there are definitely no crabs running this blog.
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Oh sHI-
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🐡: You seen any crabs around lately,buddy?
Me? Oh absolutely not, no way I mean me? Seeing crabs?? Ridiculous! Preposterous! Didn't you see the banner, this is a crab free zone. And there are definitely no crabs running this blog.
🦀💨💨
Oh sHI-
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🐡: You seen any crabs around lately,buddy?
Me? Oh absolutely not, no way I mean me? Seeing crabs?? Ridiculous! Preposterous! Didn't you see the banner, this is a crab free zone. And there are definitely no crabs running this blog.
🦀💨💨
Oh sHI-
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Aww :(
reblog if your name isn't Hans.
2,121,566 people are not Hans and counting!
We’ll find you Hans.
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The crabs invade Halloween
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Have you picked out your Halloween costume yet? This decorator crab is going as a seaweed salad.
Decorator crabs adorn themselves with little bits of their surroundings—anything from algae and anemones to rocks and shells—to camouflage with their habitat. What would you grab to blend in with your environment?
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I'm a not a crab, but if I was crab law dictates that no crab can be named Hans. Take this as you will.
reblog if your name isn't Hans.
2,121,566 people are not Hans and counting!
We’ll find you Hans.
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mutuals, I am dropping full sized candy bars in your pumpkin shaped pail.
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Bread crabs strike again
#crabs#bread#crab bread#if i had a nickel for every crab shaped bread i've seen i'd have two nickels which isn't a lot but its weird it happened twice#king crab
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LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO
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C r a b r i n g. First the bakers, now our fingers. When will this totally most definitely not cool crab trend end???
#crabs#Jewelry#crab ring#I definitely do not want a crab ring for crab related purposes#nope no way#crab curse#I as not a crab definitely do not find this cool in any way#photo obvs not mine#im too cool in my anti crab ways to have a crab ring#yup
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