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Family AU where Gabriel made Hana a bunny onesie and they all fell in love with their little girl all over again 

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Hello! I read your last prompt fill,which was awesome!, and also read that you are into cooking now (or at least looking at yummy food and recipes?). So this is not from your prompt list, but what about some restaurant owner and cook Gabe (what he cooks is your field), with Jesse as his Sous chef and Sombra as sneaky head of service? Maybe throw in Bartender Genji and let them all be a happy & snarky family! Like Gabe pulled them from the street to cook and work for him! Imagine the yummy food!

restaurant owner gabe and his ungrateful family | family owned diner, slice of slice, somewhat silly, gabe is tired of his childre [prompts are still open, use the prompt listor send ur own!]  - this piece mostly centers around gabe, and i changed it up a bit from the prompt, i hope u enjoy it anyway!! :D

“Good evening, ma'am. I’m told that you wanted to speak to me?” Gabe asked wearily, eyeing the angry woman with the stupid bobbed haircut. Sombra’s describtion of the woman was on point. The hair cut wasn’t working for her at all.

“Yes, hopefully you can help me. You are the fourth person to speak to me - and if you cannot resolve - ”

“Ma'am, my waiter, my service manager, and my line cook have all explained to me what the issue is, but perhaps you can tell me in your own words what is happening,” Gabe said, cutting the woman off. She looked like she was smelling her own shit.

“Yes. I ordered your house special burger, and it is supposed to come with cheese and it had no cheese!” She yelled, Gabe nodded. “And no one has been able to fix the issue.”

“Well, you sent back the original order yes?” The woman nodded. “So we made you a second, and a third, all of which you sent back but they were made as the order stated.”

“I told the waiter that I didn’t want goat cheese.”

“Ma'am, the burger comes with goat cheese.”

“But I don’t like goat cheese.”

“Okay,” Gabe gritted out. He could feel a migraine forming already. “Do you want the buger with a different cheese?”

“No, I want it how it’s made, without the goat cheese,” the woman stated, talking slowly like Gabe wasn’t able to understand her.

“We made that for you, ma'am. The first burger we made was the house special, without the goat cheese,” Gabe explained, matching her tone and speed of speech. She sneered.

“But it was supposed to have cheese,” she reiterated.

“We made you a second one with cheese,” Gabe reminded her.

“But I don’t like goat cheese,” she spat out, looking at Gabe like he tried to murder her child or something. Gabe clenched his fists, trying not to scream.

“Are you fucking with me?” Gabe asked. The woman’s mouth dropped open in shock. “Did my kids put you up to this shit?”

“I have never in my life - IN MY LIFE have I been spoken to in this manner. I want to talk to - ”

“Lady, I own this place,” Gabe told her, satisfaction going through his body at her shocked and unpleased look. “We made the burger without the goat cheese, like you asked. Then we re-made the burger with the goat cheese, like you asked. At this point, you aren’t worth it as a customer - and if you aren’t some practical joke, I’m going to ask you to leave.”

The woman stood up, seething. Gabe looked her up and down as she took a step forward, flinging her purse over her shoulder. She pointed a finger at his face, and he took a step towards her, making sure to raise to his full height. She backed up and looked away, still huffing angerily at the situation. She flipped her plate upside down, fries hitting the table hard and scattering on the floor.

“I’m going to tell everyone about your terrible service, and I’m never coming back here again!” She shouted, and walked away, Gabe following her.

She was the last customer left after a very long night. He watched her leave, standing at the door. He locked it behind her, and shook his head. Some customer’s he was sure were a test put on earth by some other higher power. There was no way that she wasn’t sent from hell and didn’t work for the devil.

“Is she gone?” Genji asked, peeking out from the kitchen. Jesse and Sombra poked their heads out too, all three of them looking like some weird hydra put together.

“She was a joke, right?” Gabe asked them. They all shook their heads in sync. “I feel like I was slipped drugs after talking to her.”

“Ah, yeah,” Sombra agreed. “I made her pay for the pie and drinks - we can blacklist her in the system, and put her on the board.”

The board sat in the managers office, just in the back of the kitchen. It was split into two sections, with pictures and names of customers not allowed to be served, and customers who you would take bullets for. The list of refused customers was almost half the size larger as the good customer list. The burger woman probably wouldn’t make it into the top five.

Genji had started the list originally. He had been waiting at the diner since Gabe opened it, and before Sombra came along to head up their service team. A service team that consisted of Genji and her - Gabe was the last line in defense, and only every once in a while, did anyone ever speak to Jesse. They all made sure to keep him in the kitchen where he was most useful - it was always his mouth that got him in trouble.

“I can’t believe she wanted to talk to ya after I got done with her,” Jesse said, coming into the dining room. He had a bucket with him, and started clearing off the tables left over. Gabe snapped his fingers at the other two, signalling that they should help; it wasn’t the line cook’s job to do the bussing.

“What did you say to her anyway?”

“I told her that if she didn’t like the burger she shouldn’t’ve ordered it. I cooked it just like her ticket said,” Jesse told them. Genji took his dish bucket from him. “You got this?”

“Yes. I thought she was going to have a fit when you came out here,” Genji said. He continued clearing off tables where Jesse left off, Gabe watching from the front door. “I think she was expecting someone older.”

“She didn’t look too happy to see, Gabe either,” Sombra chimed in. The woman had been almost off the rails when Sombra had stepped in, throwing on a fake smile and giving her best customer service voice. Usually it was enough to make the customer happy. “That woman is going to give us bad yelp reviews.”

“Fuck her,” Gabe spat out. “Alright, let’s get this place cleaned up and go home. Brunch day tomorrow.”

“No,” all three groaned out, and picked up the pace in cleaning. No one was excited for brunch day - more bobbed haircuts to come.

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About

Hi. I’m Ash/Kerrigore, an artist and fanfic writer in the Reaper76 part of the Overwatch fandom. I’m the author of many one shots and two ongoing fics: Twice Dead and Escape Velocity.

You can find examples of my work here.

Why Commissions?

So, due to some circumstances beyond my control regarding health insurance, it’s looking like I’m going to need some extra money this month. Specifically, around $700 worth (loud screaming). I know that’s not attainable, but I’ll do what I can to put a dent in it.

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grumpy old man and his emo aesthetics bf. anyway please destroy grumpy gabe headcanon. 

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Stupid small comic

I wanted to practice kisses

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:^)

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Their superiors were probably doubtful about their insistence it was platonic but whatever, they didn’t end up with a lot of survivors, they’re not gonna press them on it.

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death blossom

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@maidenmart I STILL READ IT!!! And each time I finish a chapter I look at the drawing you gave me, I laminated that Spheal and Bean so it never breaks :3 I’m keeping it forever!!!

Take the time you need, I’ll be here waiting and ready to help!!!

A quick Thank You

About a year ago I sat down and wrote the first chapter of Not Broken. Though I’ve had to take an unplanned hiatus from it since summer it is still one of the best things I’ve done this year. It got me back to writing, and more impotantly brought me many new friends.

Special thanks to @outtamylawn who ispired me to start writing again, @samkyuuby who came to be one of my new friends and a lovely supporter and to everyone who commented, bookmarked, gave kudos and support. I really can’t overstate how grateful I am for all of you ❤

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An Overwatch ABO Catdads fic

Some folks who know who they are brought up ABO catdads, and I just had to.  I haven’t decided whether I want heats to be a thing in catdads AU, so consider this a ‘what if.’  An AU of an AU, if you will.

Reaper76. Catdads, married sex, pwp, ABO, fingering, mentions of bondage & dom/sub, consensual somnophilia (people seem confused about how this can happen; the easiest way is by talking about it beforehand)

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It’s just after sunrise, and Jack is asleep, sheets pulled down and tangled around his thighs because he runs hot when he’s in heat.  Gabriel is awake, lying at his side and treating himself to the pretty picture of the rose gold light of dawn spilling over Jack’s naked body till he looks sculpted out of living precious metal. 

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Maybe he’ll tell him someday….

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He snatched up the lamp, put the cover over it to hide the sickly color inside, and made his way downstairs. The beach wasn’t too terribly crowded. He rented a chair and umbrella, dressed like a tourist, and ordered two beers. He plopped down into the beach chair. He lamp was set next to him. With a grin Jack leaned the second beer against the glass. He clinked them together, gaudy overly large sunglasses decorating his face. “Cheers Gabe. And Merry Christmas.” He laughed around the rim of his own beer bottle and enjoyed the scenery. He would enjoy five more hours of a grumpy lava lamp monster boyfriend.

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Commission Complete! This one’s for @captainxcorgi and Dren, a scene from the Reaper76 fic “Mi Cariño, mi Oscuridad”, which can be found on AO3. It’s a fun read, I’d give it a shot! 

This commission was a good time; I got to learn how to paint water, beer bottles, and really a ugly amazing shirt. Commissions are currently closed, but will probably open again in the middle of July!

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i like to suffer so i used mspaint

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you always did have a high opinion of yourself.

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Jesse Has-A-Crush-On-Everyone McCree (Parts 1, 2, and 3)

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I’m working on a scary commission and need to lighten myself up and what better way to do it than with these lovely dorks. Ilove these babies. I imagine jack singing I’m yours by Jason Mraz to Gabe cuz I’m a sucker for fluff and cheese.

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On a killing spree in white, eyes like broken Christmas lights

Comics are hard. Life sucks. Have an angry Wuff Jack to pass the time in between pages.