#fuck that rude lady

[charmingradiobelle]

i like how Alastor doesn't like touch of any kind.....but will touch Charlie <3

I know right??

Some will say it’s because she’s his soft spot. Some will say it’s all part of his manipulation tactics. I choose to believe it’s both, because who says a sadistic psychopath can’t have a heart?😌🫶🏻

[timegears]

everyone is being so means to me on this flight

[chajunhwanlovebot]

and ALSOOOOOOO while i’m talking i did want to say it pissed me OFF that ilia was chilling minding his own business watching the skaters at the top of the arena today and then people started mobbing him for pictures and autographs. idk i get you wanna have your celeb interaction but it was before he competed and it clearly made him uncomfortable bc he left almost immediately after everyone showed up. leave the kid alone 😭

[baravaggio]

Received the gift of an unexpected free afternoon so I finally got to check out one of my local yarn stores 🥹 this is what I bought! I decided to start my gift knits over because long story short I realized I misread something in the project notes & wouldn't actually have enough yarn to make each scarf long enough 🤦🏻‍♀️ but ngl I was kinda stoked about starting over, because I feel like I finally got the hang of keeping tension on these small needles.

It's working up so much more quickly too because it's a heavier weight yarn, so I was able to bring it to the bar and pretty much match my progress within a couple hours over drinks! 😁👍

[total-karma]

Reading aleheather fics and killing myself because Nobody gets them like i do

[carrcrashhearts]

roughly two months since I upped the dose and I am the calmest bitch alive

[catofoldstones]

I'm sorry but the post breaking down the Arya-Jeyne-North angle makes no sense. The Boltons are claiming Winterfell through the marriage to Arya aka Jeyne who is considered the Lady of Winterfell by her own birthright. They're not trying to claim Winterfell was given to them by the crown or no longer belongs to the Starks. Ramsay didn't even want to get married at Winterfell when Roose made the call to move the wedding location from Barrowton. He's claiming himself Lord of Winterfell the same way he claimed himself Lord of Hornwood through the forced marriage to Lady Donella and even Lady Dustin says him keeping his title is dependent on how he treats his wife. He needs the marriages to claim those titles, not the other way around. At no point in Dance is Jeyne ever considered Lady Bolton, she's always called Lady Arya. That's like arguing Sansa's marriage to Tyrion means the claim to Winterfell comes from Tyrion, not Sansa.

You can argue that Jeyne and Ramsay's marriage is invalid because both got married under false pretenses as the bride was pretending to be someone else, but that wouldn't negate Arya's position as Lady of Winterfell if she intends to claim the title. I think it's intentional on GRRM's part to make the question of Stark succession jumbled enough that all five of them can technically stake their claim whether through birth order, sex, legitimized degrees, might makes right and the power behind them, or simply having the claim bestowed on them before the others make themselves known.

Buckle up, it’s a long one.

I am going to go on a limb here and presume you didn’t read the whole post, did you? I literally said it a million and one times that Arya’s claim comes from her being a Stark. That is the entire point of my post.

The north believing that Jeyne is Arya (“Lady Aryq”) doesn’t make Arya Jeyne or the Lady of Winterfell by proxy. Y’all are literally running around in circles here, nothing makes sense. At one point you are claiming that Ramsay is claiming his authority through Arya because she already is the lady of Winterfell and on the other hand you’re saying that bringing Arya to the north and marrying her to Ramsay made her the Lady of Winterfell in the eyes of the Northern Lords and the readers. Make it make sense. Anyway, Lady is a title granted to all noblewomen of higher houses, a lot like how Miss/Mister worked in the 1800s to now (sort of). Arya would be Lady Arya of House Stark regardless of whether she is the heir to House Stark or not. The Lady Stark or the Lady of Winterfell will only be Catelyn Stark as it is a social position granted to the wife of the head of the House. If she had a sister-in-law, say Benjen didn’t go to the nights watch and got married, that woman would also be Lady Stark (or Lady her-maiden-name) but she would not be the Lady of Winterfell, are you getting me? The people here could be referring to Arya as ‘Lady’ because she’s a highborn girl and comes from the most noble house of the north. That makes her one of the people with the highest social standing; which I feel warrants the use of the word Lady, not to be confused with the feudal position.

I know you’re trying to play the whole Arya is the last of Starks and that is why she is the Lady of Winterfell and that is from where the Boltons are legitimising their claim to the north. But Arya is not the last of the Starks. She still has an older sister (that they know is alive when they decided on the marriage) and two brothers whose claim is superior to hers no matter how you argue. On top of that, the girl that is actually married to Ramsay is not even Arya. Arya is in Braavos training with the faceless men. Regardless, never once throughout the books, is she called the head of house stark or lady stark or the lady of Winterfell and have that be given as a reason as to why the North should fight for her. She is ‘Ned’s precious little girl’ and that is enough. Literally pulled Lady of Winterfell out of your ass.

“They’re not trying to claim the north was given to them by the crown or no longer belonging to the starks” is an insane statement to make when the royal decree is literally the only leg they have to stand on, and that they are now the unequivocal lords of Winterfell is literally exactly what they’re claiming. Bruh. Bobby B winning the crown by conquest is still valid but the Baratheons being distant cousins of the Targaryens helped. The Boltons need Stark blood to strengthen their claim not create a claim from a non-existent one, which is why they married “Arya” and which is also exactly why just any girl, and not Arya herself, worked. It is all for show.

Okay, scratch all of that. Let me make it simple. The Bolton’s claim to the north literally comes from being granted the north by royal decree. Marrying “Arya Stark” just gives the loyal northerners less reason to fight against Bolton rulership. So the Bolton derive their authority by literally being given the North by the crown after killing Robb Stark and hope to retain that claim in front of the northern lords by seemingly marrying “Arya Stark”. The former is legally and politically important. The latter is socially important. If the North wasn’t actually granted to the Boltons, Ramsay marrying Arya wouldn’t have done jack to their claim, sorry. Which leads me to the latter, having a political marriage between the Boltons and the Starks reduces the chances of a revolt by the “more loyal” northern lords. “Even Lady Dustin says him keeping his title depends on how he treats his wife”. Yes, so as to not anger the northern lords. If his claim was from the ladyship of his wife, then it wouldn’t have depended on how he treated her. Eg. Lady Hornwood. How are you proving my own point here.

Ramsay doesn’t derive his authority from his wife who is the Lady of Winterfell. He doesn’t even derive it from his wife. He married a “Stark” because it merely quells the rumbling of a revolt and makes the Boltons more palpatable as Wardens of the North. Moreover, if they were deriving the claim from Arya then Ramsay would be the Lord of Winterfell but he’s not, Roose is. If the Boltons really wanted to lay a claim to the north by marrying Arya, then they would have torn apart heaven and earth to find the real one and married the her, and that too to Roose, not Ramsay. But they can’t, because she inherently doesn’t hold that power. This also doesn’t mean that she is less of a Stark so don’t think I am trying to say that.

Do you think if hypothetically Lord Manderly married his son to Arya, would that automatically make him the liege lord of the north? Does marrying Lysa to Jon Arryn make Jon Arryn’s father the ruling lord of the Riverlands? Does it even make Jon the ruling lord of the riverlands? Even if Hoster and Edmure were dead, neither Jon Arryn nor his father would have no claim to the Riverlands. Where is this logic even coming from? It’s clearly not in universe. Your argument about Lady Hornwood holds no water because there was no royal decree that proclaimed him as the Lord of Hornwood. If there was, he wouldn’t need to marry Lady Hornwood herself, even any of her daughters to appease her subjects because her subjects are not noble houses with armies of their own. Hornwood is not the entirety of the North. The North is half the continent and therefore holds much more political sway. Hornwood is a small House. How are you even drawing parallels here? The Boltons won’t just hand wave away the royal fucking decree for no good reason especially when they stabbed and betrayed their own King for it. What made you even think of this???

Lastly, this is not GRRM trying to muddle the Stark succession. This is GRRM trying to show the reader that sometimes people with less social standing and power are abused simply because those higher than them can get away with it. He means to say that this is something that will not happen to someone from a bigger House. This was to highlight the inherently lopsided, power-imbalanced, oppressive system that is cruel to those it deems weak.

[resuswhore]

Well, no because you’re misunderstanding the context in which you would call someone sleepyhead, which is a tender moment, which would not equate to pounding on someone’s chest you would call them sleepyhead not while they are actually unconscious because they can’t hear you and be that’s just stupid and you’re stupid. After you revive them, then you say hey sleepyhead because they’re actually sleepy and that actually makes sense to speak to them maybe get better fantasies I don’t know or like look into medical reality? You are a bitch stupid. 

how does one dignify this with a response? first off, don't call me a bitch cause you don't like my fantasies?

second off.... the juxtaposition of soft pet name vs brutal force was very intentional. that's the shit that I like. not everything is literal. I literally made a play on it in the post ("rounding them from their deep deep sleep" cause y'know. cardiac arrest/unconsciousness, is sometimes compared to the eternal slumber)

please send an ask non-anon if you're not a genuine pussy cause this is actually really funny 🤭

[suremango]

-slides in-

Hi. I've not not been here for long. But so far I've gathered that we are all edyn apologists and want the elders to die.

[gailynovelry]

Re-reading Heralds of Rhimn to bolster myself into working on Starlit Prince again (always works), and I just involuntarily let out a raspy little "hiiiii" when Atevia first showed up in the narrative, gods damnit.

[michyeosseo]

At least one bite? You must be hungry. I know you hate me but–

Yoon Hae Young and Choi Myung Gil as JANG SE-MI & BAEK DO-YI LADY DURIAN (2023) 1.07

[renaultmograine]

I forgot how.... harsh this game is towards your dog.

[lilac-melody]

I think employees have the right to bonk a customer over the head every time they're rude or inconvenience them

[apocalyptic-dancehall]

i really do love niffty but objectively she was better in the pilot. like she had 3 minutes of screentime and somehow had more character in one scene than in the amazon series.

[elisedonut]

got yelled at by a customer today because i *checks notes* followed the rules??

[cosmicsproutcake]

had to roast Quebec's "French" in the comment of a video, because "le toaster" and "un milkshake" will never not haunt my darkest nightmares lol

You can't just add "le" and "un" in front of a word and pretend that makes it French lmao