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My family has always been private about our time spent together. It was our way of keeping one thing that was ours, with a man we shared with an entire world. But now that’s gone, and I feel stripped bare. My last day with him was his birthday, and I will be forever grateful that my brothers and I got to spend that time alone with him, sharing gifts and laughter. He was always warm, even in his darkest moments. While I’ll never, ever understand how he could be loved so deeply and not find it in his heart to stay, there’s minor comfort in knowing our grief and loss, in some small way, is shared with millions. It doesn’t help the pain, but at least it’s a burden countless others now know we carry, and so many have offered to help lighten the load. Thank you for that. To those he touched who are sending kind words, know that one of his favorite things in the world was to make you all laugh. As for those who are sending negativity, know that some small, giggling part of him is sending a flock of pigeons to your house to poop on your car. Right after you’ve had it washed. After all, he loved to laugh too… Dad was, is and always will be one of the kindest, most generous, gentlest souls I’ve ever known, and while there are few things I know for certain right now, one of them is that not just my world, but the entire world is forever a little darker, less colorful and less full of laughter in his absence. We’ll just have to work twice as hard to fill it back up again.

My only statement. My brothers’ are also online. Thank you for all your kindness, and goodbye for awhile guys. xo (via zeldawilliams)

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Thrilled to continue being part of this show!

We had S.E.X. last weekend. Twice. And we gotta say, considering it was our first time, it wasn’t as painful, awkward, or embarrassing as it could have been — it was actually a lot of fun!

(Read this review of Friday’s show on The Horn if you don’t believe us)

We’re definitely going to do...

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How does this have over 300 notes already and only 100 signatures?  C'mon, people!  Sign the thing!

THE PLEDGE: As a gamer, I realize I contribute to an incredibly diverse social network of gamers around the world, and that my actions have the ability to impact others. In effort to make a positive impact, and to create a community that is welcoming to all, I pledge to not use bigoted language while gaming, online and otherwise. Bigoted language includes, but is not limited to, slurs based on race, ethnicity, gender, sexual orientation, and disability.

In other words, Don’t be a Dick.

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I don't understand why so many Christmas songs are religious.

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pancakedata:

Pancake Pie Chart (percentage cooked)

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pancakedata:

Pancake Bar Graph (amount)

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pancakedata:

Pancake Pie Chart (percentage pancake)

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pancakedata:

Pancake Scatter Plot (likelihood of bursting)

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New Sam in 2D: Halloween BINGO!

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antisocialnetworks:

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And he enjoys it.

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men.

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New Sam in 2D Comic: Occupying Sesame Street

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Heylook! I made a thing! 

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New Sam in 2D Comic: Dear Tea Partiers

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New Sam in 2D Comic: Sticking it to the Sam

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New Sam in 2D Comic: Words with Fiends