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my fatification laser prototype was a success. sorry for doing this

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 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

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marshe in this dress my friend showed me

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friend inside me

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I saw this and felt like it should be shared here too

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my stupid ass daughter (who is older than me). you should draw her

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“The Pyramid Guy from the opening credits literally has no significance to the show and never will. He’s just a generic image made to look mythological or spooky like most things in the intro.”

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some of my favorite homestuck oc artfight attacks i did from this year!! all ocs & owners linked under the cut ! :]]

list sorted by appearance above! linked to the charas af, the owners af profile, and their tumblr if applicable :]

Ripley & her Line (Noodleraptor / @noodleraptorr)

Fraken Stiean (OingyBoingo / @oingyboingo)

Ahndee (grozva / @grozva) & Shaune (rabiesgalore / @rabiesgalore)

Tennis Sibban (placeholderworld / @placeholderworld) & Anicca Shivuh & Paluli Anriqi (mordici / @mordimor) & Knight Galfry & Ponzii (Wowz / @wowz-zowzers)

Mollie Melbie (kittypeb / @nepkatz) & Kasper Lorona (saltysquiffer / @saltysquiffer) & Sylvil Dunnit (realsystemerror / @realsystemerror)

Candra Nerium (spiderfrog15 / @redactedfrog15)

Koiyan Engler (OctoBird / @octobirdd)

Xharma Othila (Bluefoolmadness)

Glue Sticks (Skeletood / @skeletood)

Hush

Calico Drayke & Skoozy Mcribb (mordici / @mordimor)

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REEE idk this is bad 😞

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heres refs of the bday suits!

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head in hands thinking about homestuck shirt symbols as representations of the self. the kids wearing their interests. jades constantly changing. john and jade permanently impacting each others. roxy and dirks being echoes of their beta counterparts. daves being broken by bro. the trolls symbols literally just being their roles in society

godtiering completely erasing those pieces of self and replacing them with the roles sburb forced on them. you arent a kid thats into cats and wizards and cryptids youre a hero of light. youre not a kid who likes music youre a hero of time. youre not a kid youre a piece in sburbs game and you can be replaced any time if you dont play along

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hi reupload

version with accident filter

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'cause icicles don't soften when they die

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they could never make me hate you jade harley

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i took a single video editing class at school. i have no experience editing videos