sadwetmoomin

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americans: pssshh you think 80°F is hot???? i'm from big texas this is nothing kid, i might put a coat on actually

europeans: wdym 10°C is cold???? this is shorts weather bro, when you start pissing crystals then we'll talk

unattended raspberries: i went moldy while you were reading this

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Realized I have a naked rat and a small piano

Here's Harry banging out the tunes, April 13th 2023

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a za/um splinter faction has reportedly opened a chicken restaurant in Albuquerque

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I've made the difficult decision to resign from my job and focus on writing the script for Freddy vs. Jason vs. Alien vs. Predator

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By 2030 every job will be advertised like Heartless White Boy Needed For Disposable Vape Retail Sales Excellence and its gonna make you take an hourlong AI-powered interrogation with questions like "being a player with no game - moral/immoral" "I can go pimp mode - me/not me"

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Back in the office/ back on my bullshit

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If any mutual ever sees me run a gofundme that's like "Let's save Tumblr!! :D" I promise you all a cut of the profits if you stay quiet about it. If any of my mutuals decide to try that grift I will stay silent in exchange for a cut, too. Unless you're anti-grift in which case of course I would never abide such a thing, much less run one myself

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I’m always saying this

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if you're on instagram get off that thing and go outside

if you're on tumblr hold fast and keep scrolling soldier

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hi hi hi please hold me i love you pleeeeeease hold me....

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one of the guys in the kitchen at work got called irritating and replied “I am not irritating. You just find me irritating. There are many people who love me.” I think we should all adopt his attitude

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i had a dream i worked in an underwater restaurant and people kept ordering ice in their drinks and then getting mad at me when it would float away. and i’d tell them beforehand that the ice would float away & they’d be like lol no that’s not how it works just give me the ice. I’m fighting customer service battles never seen before

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Switching between these every day

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Saw (2004) is so awesome Leigh Whannell came up with a fantastic groundbreaking story about two maladjusted freaks locked in a bathroom together and then James Wan went what if I directed this like a 2 hour long nine inch nails music video