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honestly doctor who peaked with the ninth doctor telling a dalek to kill itself, doctor who could never get away with that now

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im,girl from website. And you'll never defeat me.

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tonight on the decks we’ve got DJ Papal Schism

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A New "Evil Island" Has Been Discovered in the Galapagos - And Yep, The Finches There Evolved to Kick Babies

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my coworker was brushing out a really fat pug and I went "they used to load these things into canons during the civil war" and she went "really?"

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me when i like u :)

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why is this mangione official court sketch kind of giving tumblr fandom check my carrd before interacting

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most hinged teenage German

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Remember earlier this year when Boeing very clearly had a whistleblower executed? And law enforcement didn't even look for anyone or release any info about it or anything?

People keep comparing Luigi Mangione's case to the subway murderer who got off because of systemic eugenics, but I think there's something more apt about the fact that a CEO had someone executed in recent memory, with zero attempts to find a culprit, while they spared no expense at all to find (and probably frame, it's beginning to look like) someone who shot a CEO. It's always fine to slaughter if you're rich, but if you kill the rich, they will hunt you down.

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Standing in a checkout line, when an older man asks me about my Goncharov t-shirt. I say "It's a movie, " when the person behind me chimes in, "Oh, yes, Scorsese."

The original gentleman goes on to tell me about the author Goncharov, his favorite of his novels, and a famous character from one of the novels. The three of us discuss whether the main character in the movie is intentionally named after the author, referencing that character, or whether it just sounded good to the film maker. We discuss how steeped the movie is in symbology.

Two of us are having a very different conversation than the third.

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if you hired a galapagos finch as a linecook it would perfectly evolve a beak to optimally smoke cigarettes behind the dumpsters

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can you guys watch my normal dog for a second I have to run to the bathroom

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first semester studying marine biology: wow i'm really learning a lot about the ocean ^_^ i can't wait to get out in the field in a couple years and do my part to make the world a better place ^_^

third semester studying marine biology: the intersection of capitalism, imperialism, socioeconomic injustice, and environmental destruction has turned me into david lynch's cartoon of the dog that is so angry it cannot move. anti littering campaigns aren't enough i need to guillotine every petrochemical executive and stick their heads on pikes on the white house lawn

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9/11 could have been cooler if the hijackers did a loopdeloop first

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hey. y'all know that any post which looks like this

is an undisclosed ad, usually for a dropship site. you know that, right? I thought this was well known years ago, but I'm seeing more and more "omg i found the shirt here" "I found the necklace HERE!" type posts every day. please I'm begging you for authentic shitposts. authentic shitposts save me

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wine drunkkk. lords and ladies I don’t think it counts against my vow of chastity if I fuck my squire like it’s not even a big deal