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big fan of loving my wife #MyWife 🩷

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someone, someday, will love you so naturally that you will forget you ever had to beg to be loved.

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did you guys know that when you are in bed at night time, you can turn on a lamp, put a really soft blanket around your shoulders and read your book?? and sometimes it will rain??? did you know that???? the wonders of this life do not cease!

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Do u wanna do weird shit to each other?

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obsessed with people's tiktoks of hamilton absconding during burn. my personal favourite she climbs back deeper into the washer machine. 😭

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i'm probably in a spam near you. 💕

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i love you hashbrowns

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what is a ghoul's favorite candy flavor? lemon slime. 🍋💀

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or a bad joke

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anyways who wants a friend while i debate on a shower

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⚡️DEATH IS ONLY TEMPORARY I’LL LOVE YOU FOREVER!!!⚡️

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lisa frankenstein was so fun because it follows the slasher movie formula really closely, actually. it's just that instead of the main character being the final girl, you're seeing everything from the perspective of the slasher villain. and the slasher villain thinks she's in a romcom.

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i wrapped my heart up for u in foil in case you want it later it's in the fridge

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is it rat girl summer p2?

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i bet origami feels good as fuck if you're a piece of paper

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Clickbait photo gallery of "weird unbelievable creatures that really exist" and it's the usual mix of real species, art pieces and hoaxes but one random entry is a photo of you from behind from like an hour earlier