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oh yeah since it seems like people are all finally getting serious about moving to tumblr now-- just thought i'd throw in to alleviate and improve yall's tumblr experience, don't forget to install the xkit rewritten extension ^_^

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high fantasy except. in exclusively shitty settings

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Fact: The earliest reliably dated use of the phrase “fucked up” appears in the court records of a US Navy court-martial case from 1863; the way the phrase is used suggests that its meaning was already well known at the time, but this is the first known printed record of it that we can confidently put a date to.

Additional fact: Bram Stoker’s Dracula is set in 1897.

Conclusion: It would not anachronistic for your Dracula fanfic to have a character describe the Count as a fucked up old man.

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go to baals house for the best trans healthcare in all of teyvat

#girl

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this theme has been revamped!

moongate theme static preview 1 / static preview 2 / download / support me

features:

sidebar with uploadable image & 3 extra links

lots of customizable colors & color gradient

option to toggle hover tags, glow effect, and borders/drop shadow

customizable updates tab - edit it in the code!

500px or 540px post size

0px, 5px, & 10px border radius options

custom description, post margin, google fonts, & font size

credits:

base code by @seyche

phosphor icons

all credits listed in the code

terms:

you can edit and customize as you like!

do not redistribute as your own

do not remove the credit

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......... nearly three years, huh!

well. twitter’s imploding so here i am. i don’t even know if anyone on here is still active from way back when so hello if you are! still lena!

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Best friends by jugglingdaisies

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I truly loathe the mindset that in order to Prove that your favorite character is the Best, you also have to tear down other characters.

All it does is highlight your bias towards them and shows a severe lack of understanding for those characters. Step aside and build meta of the character of you enjoy, and stop tearing down others with your surface level knowledge of them.

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How to Make a Seed Bomb

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Felix: It’s a leap year. This must mean….

Felix: *leaps out a window* WE YEET!

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might seem like a harmless quirk but once you start typing in exclusively lowercase you can never capitalize anything again outside the designated midsentence Gay Emphasis Zones or anyone following you for longer than a week will think you’re about to commit murder

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Shinee's Key Was spotted in Apgujung wearing sequined red hot pants. When asked by paparazzi what the occasion was, he responded, "Thursday."

Shawol law states that if it’s Thursday, we must reblog this.

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lemony snicket was really out there teaching us as elementary schoolers about grey morality, about how neither good nor bad people always get what they deserve, how being clever and kind doesn’t always guarantee you will triumph (although it’s certainly better than the alternative), how ignorant/complacent/dismissive though well-meaning adults can have just as harmful an impact on children as those with ill intentions, and how not every story has a happy and complete ending

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what if ass

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AHHHHHH

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i was walking to ensemble class and this dhdhdkdjjdid CAR pulls up and rolls down the driver’s window and im like… right ok. and this middle aged man with a foreign accent greets me with “you know, you look really kind!” and i’m like?? thanks!? and hes like “yeah i like to say that to people who look kind. not many do.” and then he points at himself and is like “do *i* look kind to you? many people tell me i don’t!” and i’m like no you look kind to me!!? and he LAUGHS and says “well i’m actually mean!” and DRIVES OFF??????????