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my scary stories were a little different growing up

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It's been a long time

2020-2025

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hey so like if there was any time we needed dedsec more i think it’d be right now..

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reminder that betterhelp is shit! Don't use them! They've been caught selling patient information & pairing LGBTQ+ people with homophobic/transphobic therapists! Every time I get an ad for them from someone I listen too it's so dissapointing, but having them pop up first thing on the new tmagp episode (& read by a former cast member) just feels extra scummy...

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Shedletsky on his way to stun the Jason:

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every once in a while tma just floods my feed and then goes dead silent for a few months and i'm just sitting here like "where the FUCK are you going and what are you trying to tell me?"

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I WANT PADS FOR MY PERIOD‼️

It wasn't easy for me to say this because I'm a girl and it's a sensitive thing for us but it started affecting me and causing uterine diseases & infections Pls help ⬇️⬇️

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im broke so ill share instead

My name is mahmoud mohammed jaafar jaafar i studied computer engineering and graduated from university in 2023 i worked as a software engineer in a local company here in gaza unit the war started, then the company got destroyed and became unemployed and our house is destroyed partially and became inhabitant to live in but nevertheless we stayed in it because we do not else to go i currently live in north gaza where is a scarcity of food and i have 3 brothers and 4 sister one of them died while he was trying to find food for the family so i am the eldest in my family now i have to provide a living for them

Any amount you give me will help me a lot in supporting my family in Gaza in light of the fear and lack of food, medicine and drink

Any amount you give me will help me a lot, even if it is $10.

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looks at burning spice

*squints*

"haven't i seen you before?"

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Everyone should read this.

Reading the entire article made me sick to my stomach.

These Israelis are incredibly deranged and evil. They’re real life monsters. Demons.

Palestinians have been enduring them for 76 whole years.

full article

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i think francis needs more love, i know a lot love clef and i do too, but francis is very near and dear to me

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feel so bad when i get friends excited when i say i watch the boys

no i don't watch a deep show i watch grown men fuck around in haunted places i'm so sorry

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VAGUELY ULTRAKILL INSPIRED TR:UD ART

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how i dressed for the election vs how i dress for the new npc reveal

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anyone else see francis, ukulele man and clef as huge comfort characters?

francis especially

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Could you write about Clef being a father figure towards Y/N? Tysm 💖

Dr. Clef Being a Father Figure

[GN!Reader]

[Warnings: Like, none?]

[AN: Yes ofc I can <3]

I think it's way easier for Clef to become your disgruntled "i don't want a damn dog" ends up pampering the dog more than you dad than a suave guy who flirts with everyone kind of guy.

With that out of the way, the way he acts around you is still kinda jarring. He still likes to push your buttons but rather than annoying you, it's because he wants you to be better than everyone.

He's surprisingly thoughtful whenever you come to him for advice in his own really crass way.

Likes to have coffee ready for you or whatever drink you enjoy because it's just,,, nice to do that for someone.

He does screen the people you see whether you realize it or not. Especially if they're an MTF agent, then they get his ire ten times over. He just wants to make sure you're okay in any relationship, y'know?

Yes, sometimes he's the "father with a shotgun" stereotype but his legitimate daughter would get the same treatment if she was "normal". Hell, she does get it even though she's kept in containment.

He lets a lot of things slide around you. Things he's get on other people for just because he thinks that's funny he doesn't even blink with when it comes to you. He's very lenient with you.

Clef sometimes thinks you do way too much for him and often says "jeeze, Reader, let your old man do something by himself for once" while laughing.

Everyone knows how much he adores you. He wouldn't let anything bad happen to you if he could help it, but at the same time, won't coddle you. You want to see the fucked up SCP? After certain precautions are put into place, sure. Go for it.

Seeing you move up in the ranks is a pleasure for him.

Honestly most people tend to say you've mellowed him out a bit, which isn't entirely wrong. He's a tad more palatable ever since you claimed him as a father.