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feel so bad when i get friends excited when i say i watch the boys

no i don't watch a deep show i watch grown men fuck around in haunted places i'm so sorry

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VAGUELY ULTRAKILL INSPIRED TR:UD ART

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how i dressed for the election vs how i dress for the new npc reveal

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anyone else see francis, ukulele man and clef as huge comfort characters?

francis especially

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Could you write about Clef being a father figure towards Y/N? Tysm 💖

Dr. Clef Being a Father Figure

[GN!Reader]

[Warnings: Like, none?]

[AN: Yes ofc I can <3]

I think it's way easier for Clef to become your disgruntled "i don't want a damn dog" ends up pampering the dog more than you dad than a suave guy who flirts with everyone kind of guy.

With that out of the way, the way he acts around you is still kinda jarring. He still likes to push your buttons but rather than annoying you, it's because he wants you to be better than everyone.

He's surprisingly thoughtful whenever you come to him for advice in his own really crass way.

Likes to have coffee ready for you or whatever drink you enjoy because it's just,,, nice to do that for someone.

He does screen the people you see whether you realize it or not. Especially if they're an MTF agent, then they get his ire ten times over. He just wants to make sure you're okay in any relationship, y'know?

Yes, sometimes he's the "father with a shotgun" stereotype but his legitimate daughter would get the same treatment if she was "normal". Hell, she does get it even though she's kept in containment.

He lets a lot of things slide around you. Things he's get on other people for just because he thinks that's funny he doesn't even blink with when it comes to you. He's very lenient with you.

Clef sometimes thinks you do way too much for him and often says "jeeze, Reader, let your old man do something by himself for once" while laughing.

Everyone knows how much he adores you. He wouldn't let anything bad happen to you if he could help it, but at the same time, won't coddle you. You want to see the fucked up SCP? After certain precautions are put into place, sure. Go for it.

Seeing you move up in the ranks is a pleasure for him.

Honestly most people tend to say you've mellowed him out a bit, which isn't entirely wrong. He's a tad more palatable ever since you claimed him as a father.

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Hello this a long shot call, am a citizen of Palestine. I am here to request for your support to help get my insulin (Humalog), just an injection for today to save my life please I beg.I was diagnosized with type 1 diabetes and due to current situation in Gaza I'm unable to get my insulin injection as a result I'm here begging for little financial support to help me purchase insulin for this week, am having a balance of$168. Am sorry if am sending you again this request, kindly donate any amount please. My donation link is in my pinned post🇵🇸. Thank you and be blessed ❤️

THIS IS A KNOWN SCAM (SEE LINK HERE)

Funny seeing you here just two days after I warned a mutual about you :) I thought you recurring scammers had me pre-blocked after the last time I tagged every single soul I saw reblogging one of y'all's pinned posts. And you know what? I'll do it again. I don't care that it's 300+ people. You deigned to show your ass in my inbox, it would be rude not to answer appropriately!

IF YOU'VE BEEN TAGGED IN THIS POST:

1) don't be ashamed, it happens. I just ask that you kindly delete your reblog or edit it, and warn your followers

2) this is a known scam, they keep trying with new usernames. In general, the red flags here are: generated username (3 english words in a row), very low end goal (they're usually several thousands USD), Paypal (less protections), Humalog/insulin, they say they're vetted but not who vetted them, very recent blog with lots of reblogs of popular posts but unrelated to the topic.

Singularly they're not that weird, but if you see any of those elements you should be more wary and do some research before reblogging!

3) try to follow a scam buster, I follow @/kyra45 (or at least take note. She has some resources that can be useful to check every once in a while)

4) don't feel obligated to come and thank me or apologize for falling for it, that's a lot of you and only one of my inbox °v° it's ok, really, I get it. I've fallen for scams before, it's not your fault I swear

5) if you were tagged but never had anything to do with this scammer: I typed everything manually because it was faster, I may have made a mistake. Do contact me so I can mention the right person ^^"

Next day edit: got blocked, they graciously left another ask in my inbox so I'm adding some more people to my mentions list :3 please notice how they went overnight from magnificentdraginengineer - paypal name lavender namisi, to vallarysblog - paypal name vallary wanjala. They'll keep doing this so get familiar with the text of the ask instead of the name, it's going to serve you in the future

'Nother edit: I'll just keep adding all name changes in the tags. First tags are the latest names

And since we're here, > I Also Made A Post To Collect All Actual Palestinians That Came To Me To Ask For Help (and I took time to check out and make sure they were legit, unlike this one) <

Last edit: oh noes he got banned :c who am I gonna bully now. Gonna keep the post up for a bit anyway, the link above is still valid

FURTHER edit! Found the new account (source here)

@judaswail @nothingventurednothinggained123 @sintribos @igothurtdoingsafetydance @freetobezii

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VERIFIED AND VETTED FUNDRISING APPEAL

DONT SCROLL, YOU'LL NEVER KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO ASK FOR DONATIONS UNTIL ASKING FOR DONATIONS IS THE ONLY OPTION.

Stand with Palestine, Kindly Read Share and Donate

Hello, I am Joice a 32year old woman living in Gaza tents, I have two children, and I hope you know the current situation very well in Gaza. I have lived with type 2 diabetes since my early childhood age, but I have been managing the condition.

My condition worsened when I couldn't access insulin because of the protracted conflict in my war-torn homeland. I desperately need insulin (Humalog) injection and seek for medical attention which I have not had access to for the last one month, although I am a pregnant woman with type 2 diabetes, and I require a delicate insulin balance.

I feel like I am fighting for my life every single day. I am afraid if I don't receive insulin injection and medical attention i might go to coma and I don't know the state i will leave my young kids. A times I feel like there is no one in the entire world who can help me, but again I feel there are generous people who can come through for me.Anyway I have faced the cruel part of the world and hope well-wishers can come through for me.

I have opted for a fundraising appeal to help purchase insulin, go for medical checkup to ensure safety of my unborn child and for my life wellbeing Any amount will be much appreciated, and it may save my life from going to coma.

TARGET $ 127/$ 1380

BALANCE $ 1253

YOUR DONATION IS A LIFE SAVING DONATE TO JOICE BUY INSULIN{PAYPAL.ME LINK)

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Updated scam alert

So, as some of you guys know, I've received an ask from a known scammer a few weeks ago. Since I found their main post reblogged by 300 or so people, thinking they were helping a palestinian diabetic lady, I made a pinned post (this one) and warned everyone.

At some point this week, that account has been banned (or deleted), to my great dismay (the best vaccine against this kind of thing is letting victims know, since these scammers will just make new accounts); however, I found out that one of the names used in one of the many of his PayPal accounts has also been used in (as of today, 11/23) gladysconnoisseurpost thanks to this other post!

I already added that new piece of info in my old pinned (the one linked above in pink), and just today I received this ask on anon - worded very similarly to this other one that I got (off anon!) immediately after I called him out the first time.

So, in short: it's clear it's the same person again, there are sources to prove my point in the first link, there's one more here (el-shab-hussein saying it's a scam), thus I'm resuming my little hobby here.

IF YOU'VE BEEN MENTIONED IN THE REPLIES HERE:

-read the post in the first link. I'm basically doing the same thing, just with another post since it's about a different account and it could cause confusion

-I'd like you all to either delete your reblog of this scammer's post or edit it to include a warning to your followers

-if you're having a hard time tracking your reblog down (some date back to August), let me know and I'll help

-some of you reblogged it more than once, try to get them all (I tried to take note of those who did, if you have any doubts let me know)

-I did recognize some of your names from the last time - I'm sure you're all more knowledgeable now, it's just that it's the same scammer that contacted you multiple times, and I found an older instance. It's unlikely you falled for it once more after I warned you, so no worries. Still! Keeping up your reblog with no warning helps making it look more legitimate, so if you would kindly do me a favour and delete/edit this one too 🙏

-usual disclaimer that I transcribed all urls manually and I may have gotten something wrong. Hmu if you think I made a mistake, so I can contact the right person (or prove that it was in fact you)

-and again, no worries. You're all doing a good thing, you're not at fault for this piece of shit taking advantage of your good heart. Just be more wary next time :*

-I'm still gonna check for name changes, both on Tumblr and Paypal. Most recent on top

Oh, and let's not forget my List of Actually Verified Palestinian Fundraisers Who Contacted Me. Gotta uplift their voices too

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Headcanon time: he has very sensitive ears.

Don't ask me. Just go with it.

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i would love to take a moment to just talk about how i love homestuck's and hiveswap's approach to background characters, anybody else remember when we were obsessed with that one purpleblood who juggled hot dogs?

it feels as if you can take a background character and give it a whole story of its own, i am aware there's been a few star guests hidden in the backgrounds at some points from other stories like vast error, and i know a few paid to have their trolls submitted, but i just,,, wow, it's one of the many things i appreciated in the games such as hiveswap friendsim and hiveswap acts 1 and 2. hell i've had one troll from the rust and bronze car in hiveswap act 2 as my spotify pfp for years now bc i thought i thought it was funny they looked like if dave and aradia fused.

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hot take turning jimmy nice is stupid for an au lol

idc, it kinda is like a weird insult to what happened to anya, turning an abuser into a good guy is disgusting i hope this helps

there are some medias that are a lesson and don't need aus like this.

do yall not realize yall are doing almost the exact same thing curly did? i mean the game has a point lol, yall are proving it

go back to the hazbin hotel fandom if you can't handle an abuser being treated like they should bc i don't wanna hear yall whine lol -an sa survivor/victim

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it's always "support the victim" until it's a way that's not "the norm" to the majority

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are the player respawns canon? Like is that a thing players can do as Lore or is it gameplay only

I remember you saying that players had an important role so that’s why I’m asking hehe

Yes and no. You do not respawn in the same timeline, and there isnt a respawn machine in the lobby.

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ohhh we twinning (also my fight to keep my streak was real)

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Reblog if Fan Fics are just as valid as Fan Art

Affirmation for writers, please!!

Likes do nothing!!

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all oc x canon ships with pilby are canon in my eyes

they r not actually canon obviously but whenever I see one I smile and im like yeah they’re in love that’s awesome

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gonna admit it, the homestuck fandom feels hollow now, i haven't seen a trickster or a cavitystuck/demonstuck/zombiestuck au fan piece in years, i haven't seen aquariumstuck in years