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have you ever seen Cruising (1980) starring Al Pacino? I feel like it should be required watching for forcemasc enjoyers. I am here to spread propaganda for a tied-up leather-clad pacino who maybe kills a guy

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I have not but now I have to. Holy fuck

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who tryna get a dumb pup high and cuddly??

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hiii

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I take overstimulation extremely seriously just so we’re all aware.

Most I’ve ever made a guy cum was 27 times in one session and all of those happened in the span of about 5-10 minutes

Got him really warmed up and started fucking him with a dildo while I alternated between whispering in his ear, biting his neck, playing with his chest etc. After only a minute or two he shyly muttered out that he was going to cum. I stopped, stared directly at him and we had this brief, telling moment of eye contact before he got so embarrassed he had to turn away. We both knew he was under the impression he couldn’t cum without touching his dick and the fact he almost just did was so fucking hot to me.

I pinned his leg over my shoulder and continued. Within a minute he was back to how he was before, just on the verge and I kept moving it while he shook beneath me. Finally let up after he came all over my hand and I asked if he’d cum sarcastically to make fun of how obvious and hard it was and he just whimpered out “… I came twice”

He absolutely should not have told me this because as soon as I knew making him cum over and over was on the table I was determined to go as far as I possible could, and hearing him say two like that was addictively cute. I Pinned him even more and continued, told him to count every time he cums before quickly getting back into it.

27 times I made this very masc dude cum. 27!

Didn’t even think that was a possible number. Every 15-30 seconds I’d feel him tense up and clench on the dildo then I’d hear his little chocked voice murmur out a number before I kept going. He made a giant fucking mess, squirting basically each time in the beginning. I kept moving the goal post further and further, “come on let’s just get to 10 puppy!”, “I think we could do 15 don’t you?”, “Whoops that was a 16th one, well we might as well get to twenty, right?”. He was fully trembling, shaking, crying. His eyes were in constant state of being rolled back and the noises he was making were so intense. The best part was hearing him count though, it was the only coherent thing he would say and he struggled to get out each number but if he didn’t count I’d start choking him.

Hearing a grown man moan out “25” or whatever ridiculous number we were on has to be one of the hottest things I’ve experienced. I would have kept going forever but he was begging and pleading for me to stop and for some reason I don’t think he believed that I’d really let him be done at 30

He was a complete fucking mess after as you’d imagine. Basically just sat there in a daze for 10 minutes but I made sure to make fun of him. I mean 27? Really? Just an embarrassingly high number. He also physically couldn’t handle any play for like several days after this so safe to say I throughly worked him out.

I guess now my goal in life will be to get someone to 30

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I'm not dead I swear.. life is just happening again. anyways here's this

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want to be someone's pet while they work, sitting by their side with my head on their leg just drifting comfortably. nice and safe as they pet my hair to help them think. exactly where I belong, at their feet being useful in anyway I can be.

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“i block accounts without their age in their bio” you dont have your age in your own bio

wait I'm a dumbass lemme fix that LMAO thank u anon

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Part of being a man is knowing how to act.

Being the "sleazy stoner punk" type is great and all, but there's still limitations. You want to be liked after all, don't you?

Your brothers don't much appreciate it when you make a snide remark about their favorite band, even if it's basic. They also may not like that you claim to know more about the scene than them.

Shit like that needs correction, boy. Don't be surprised when you're tied down to someone's bed at the house show, you need to be taught a lesson after all.

When you're done you'll be a better man for it. :-)

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I'm so unbelievably high snd stupid rn, gooofdd

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send asks I wanna have something to look forward to when I wake up (pretty pleaseee...)

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‼️URL CHANGE‼️

hrt-for-werewolves -> selfmademutt

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figured taking showing off was appropriate ^^

just had the wonderful realization thst I'm basically a himbo. gym-obsessed, stupid, and constantly horny 😵‍💫

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just had the wonderful realization thst I'm basically a himbo. gym-obsessed, stupid, and constantly horny 😵‍💫

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hello hope you’re doing ok this morning. we are going to be okay ❤️

hi anon i actually really needed this thank you ❤️

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send asks I wanna have something to look forward to when I wake up (pretty pleaseee...)

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drop tips on weird ways to experience gender euphoria I'm begging

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Collect shitty knives and used lighters. Carry one of each in your pocket, they’ll come in handy. Straight up who’s gonna stop you now? Pick up a balisong and learn some tricks, it’ll be so sick when you can show them to someone you really like later. Same with zippos, play around and see if you can flick it in a unique way, and make it muscle memory. Throw your keys and some useful shit on a carabiner and put it on your belt. Wallet chains too, you can’t deny how sick they are. Fuck, hop on a skateboard, the impact of the ground becomes cathartic when you remember what it’s all for. Listen to lots of music and develop lots of opinions on it, before you know it you’ll have a back catalogue of shit to talk to people about, and then you’ll suddenly be someone who has sick recommendations. You can also just be a bit of a hooligan, climb shit, jump on it, have so much visible, mischievous fun that it’s contagious. Wear really shitty smudgy makeup and OWN it, it’s so hot. Shoulder check your pals and smile at them cheekily, make special handshakes with them, doesn’t matter if you have “your boys”, play with whoever is near, don’t wait til it’s perfect and the time is right

You can just start doing stuff whenever you want