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my brain 24/7

back tattoo idea!!!<3

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"who is this diva?" via the only fangs broadcast channel

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bro gay ppl cannot break up normally

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THE MF WRITERS OF ARCANE BETTER KEEP THEIR DOORS LOCKED TONIGHT AND MAKE ISHA BE OKAY AND HAPPY WITH JINX, SEVIKA, VI AND VANDER.

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Armand and Claudia have no last name, they're no one, they have no history. Always following Louis, who made them feel like someone.

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The world is quite literally ending and all my nerd ass can think about is how this is so Life Is Strange coded (October 11 IS on friday!!)

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Unfollowing Neil Gaiman after his response to the allegations was that one of the girls was experiencing "false memories" due to a memory condition SHE DOESN'T HAVE

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Saw a drawing template on twt :]

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James: He hates me! Why does your uncle hate me Sirius??

Sirius: Oh...Because I told him you were the one who smoke pot in my room when I visited him in 5th year

James: WHAT??

Regulus *coming inside* : Hey, what's going on?

James: Sirius told Alphard that I smoke pot in Sirius' room in 5th year!

Regulus: What? Were you even there?

Sirius: ...I told him he flew out of the window

James: And why did he believe it?

Sirius: Because I told him what an excellent quidditch player you are :)

James: awwww :) you really-

Regulus: NO. Don't even start. Sirius, James and I are supposed to tell him that we live together TODAY and we can't do that if he hates James!

Sirius: Okay! Okay...I'll tell him.

(1 hour later)

Regulus: So. Did you tell him?

Sirius: Yeah about that. I was thinking of maybe writing him a letter-

Regulus: Okay you know what? You had your chance.

Regulus *goes up to Alphard*: Uncle. James didn't smoke pot in 5th year, Sirius did.

Sirius: YOU ARE SUCH A TATTLETALE!!

Alphard: Is this true Sirius?

Sirius: Yes..

Regulus: And uncle. Sirius was the one who melted your collection.

Sirius:

Sirius: REGULUS' ONLY FRIEND FOR YEARS WAS OUR HOUSE ELF

Regulus: *gasp*

Regulus: SIRIUS AND REMUS BROKE UP, GOT TOGETHER AND BROKE UP. AGAIN!

Sirius: REGULUS BECAME A DEATH EATER THEN WENT ON A SECRET MISSION TO FIND THE HORCRUXES. ON HIS OWN!

Regulus: SIRIUS IS GOING TO ASK REMUS TO MARRY HIM!

Remus: what

Sirius: YOU LITTLE- REGULUS AND JAMES ARE LIVING TOGETHER!!

Alphard: ....That is a lot of information to take in 30 seconds. I will have a word with both of you later. And James.

James:

Alphard: You have been Sirius' best friend for years, stuck by him through his drug problem

Sirius: Oh come on, it's not like he never-

Alphard: And now you've taken on Regulus as well. I don't know what to say. You're a wonderful human being.

James: Thank you, sir

Alphard: Please. Call me uncle.

James: Okay...uncle.

Remus:

Remus:

Remus: Okay so am I supposed to ignore the fact that-

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I'M BACK WITH MY BABIES ❤️

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Prongs and Pads karaoke night EVERY FRIDAY. No excuses.

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barty and evan would be cuddling and barty will complain that evan isn’t close enough to him

so evan goes “what do you need to be inside me or something” and barty stone faced goes “yes”

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Sirius: Would you love me if I was a bagel?

Remus: But I don't like bagels, why a bagel?

Sirius: I know you don't like bagels, that's why.

Remus: Sirius-

Sirius: YOU WOULDN'T!

Remus: Sirius, let me explain-

Sirius: THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE.

Remus: I would!

Sirius: I DON'T BELIEVE YOU!

Remus: I would love you even if you were a bagel!

Sirius: I can't trust your words Moony. *dramatically leaves*

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Regulus is a son of Hades. James is a son of Apollo. Jegulus = Solangelo

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Regulus: French is not that hard.

Barty: You know like 5 languages! I can't understand their oui ouis and shit

Evan: You just gotta try it, once you know the grammar everything is easier

Barty: Shut the fuck up, you're French. I don't talk to French people anymore, so go with your baguettes and I'll live a happy life without French

Evan: But you liked it when I whispered to you in French yesterday...

Barty: I DON'T SPEAK TO FRENCH FRIES

Regulus: I'll leave you to it, your fights are stupid

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Everytime I see someone attractive I compare them to a marauders character

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Is it just me or is Wolftstar like a gateway drug into marauders fanfiction???