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can’t fuckin wait to teach my girlfriend how to ballroom dance

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hi if i don’t get to sit in the passenger seat of a cute girl’s car and change the radio station while she puts her hand on the side of my seat so she can back out and accidentally grabs my shoulder by the time i’m an adult i will legally be allowed to commit arson

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what if we kissed in the baking aisle of the grocery store because i pointed at the cayenne pepper when you asked for cinnamon and i was just so in love with your laugh that i couldn’t resist

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ok so id never thought of myself as attractive enough to make people actually yk. question? but last night i was on the phone with my ex’s sister bc we still talk (i always got along with her better than him anyways, most of my hanging out with him was actually hanging out with her) and we got to joking around about how i was gay for blackbird & there’s this moment of silence after i said something really stupid that i can’t remember and red just goes.

“yeah yk back when you and (brother) were dating i was totally crushing on you.”

and i spat my water all over the carpet because i thought she was straight?? and i go “wait a second you mean friend crush or-”

“oh no i totally liked you. you’re surprised? girl, you’re gorgeous.”

so apparently before she’d gotten with her boyfriend, who sees me as a threat, and before i’d gotten with my ex, who sees me as a bitch, red had gotten this huge crush on me and had straight up wanted to sleep with me and i asked her how long it had been? 

AND SHE TOLD ME

that she had LIKED ME

for the majority of the time i’d been dating her brother???? when she had a boyfriend????

and im just looking back at those six months and all the times she made flirty little remarks and i just thought that was what girls said to each other and she LITERALLY checked me out SO MANY TIMES when we were changing in her closet and im just. fucking cackling

so now ya’ll are gonna be hearing about her too because while i’m cackling i’m also suddenly very confused about my own emotions who the fuck do i like

anyone wanna hear about how i apparently made my ex-boyfriend’s sister question her sexuality because i want to tell this story

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anyone wanna hear about how i apparently made my ex-boyfriend’s sister question her sexuality because i want to tell this story

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jyn erso pretty

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earlier today i was joking around with her on the phone because i wanted to make sure she got to her college safe so it was like. a two hour conversation and we started talking about tattoos and i told her i wanted to get a hummingbird somewhere because my family associates hummingbirds with me and i said something along the lines of ‘because they’re small and annoying. all that buzzing.’

and she just goes. “it’s not buzzing, it’s humming, and you like to sing and they’re small and pretty. a symbol of nature’s beauty” and i swear to god i never had a single chance ever