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I'm gonna be real guys, Ive been doing a lot of research and I don't think Squidward ever committed suicide.

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me: hi!!! how can i help you today!!!! :)

some shithead customer: um hello?????????? i was waiting in line for 0.5 seconds and my son Chet is going to be late for his lacrosse match now, have you considered ummmm maybe hiring some more people since that is obVIOUSLY your responsibility and it’s not my fault i came here on a sunday at noon when ur clearly going to be the busiest???? like i AM a paying customer s o ……….

me:

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This is extremely funny

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岐阜県　モネの池

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y’all remember when avatar kyoshi did THAT?

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"This country was founded by a group of slave owners who told us that all men are created equal. To my mind, that is what's known as being stunningly and embarrassingly full of shit." - George Carlin

...PolitiFact going through history to fact check this guy was like that time CNN went through history to dig up dirt on Bernie, and all they found were videos of him planting trees, and telling kids that racism is bad.

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this is killing me

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Sunset walk 

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OMG JUST REMEMBERED I HAVE ANOTHER EAR OF CORN IN MY FRIDGE 🥰🥰💕💞❤💘🥰💕💕🥰🥰💕💞❤💘🥰💕💕🥰🥰💕💞❤💘🥰💕💕 🥰🥰💕💞❤💘🥰💕💕🥰🥰💕💞❤💘🥰💕💕 🥰🥰💕💞❤💘🥰💕💕🥰🥰💕💞❤💘🥰💕💕🥰🥰💕💞❤💘🥰💕💕🥰🥰💕💞❤💘🥰💕💕

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evil baby names

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love the idea that kk slider is the only musician in the ac universe. like he just has the monopoly on music. he visits your island and everyones like its him its John Music

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Take Me Home, Country Roads by John Denver except it’s playing from your neighbor’s radio that you can hear from your back porch, which you sit out on to relax in spite of the loud buzzing from the lightbulb and the hoards of moths that flock to it on summer evenings like this.

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badwater blues, death valley

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