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I deserve it

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I've always seen people complain about Caillou but honestly I love that show. It's the perfect example of gentle parenting. I still watch it to this day occasionally on bad days because of the freedom to voice emotion and troubles and learn to get past it in a healthy way. It's sweet and shows unconditional love in such a soft way.

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🍩✨REAL FRIENDS HELP FRIENDS EAT DUMPSTER DONUTS✨🍩

BITCHES, GET YOU A FRIEND WHO WILL HELP YOU OBTAIN DONUTS FROM THE DUMPSTER. AND THEN EAT SAID DUMPSTER DONUTS WITH YOU.

🍩✨REAL FRIENDS HELP FRIENDS EAT DUMPSTER DONUTS✨🍩

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Dying my hair at the best time- 12am

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I feel betrayed and old. A friend just mentioned "deciphering an analog clock" ok just tell me I belong in the grave it's fine. I CAN'T EVEN TAG THEM CUZ I'M TOO old AND decrepit TO KNOW HOW.

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Oh no!!! Facebook is down!!!! Quick somebody say something offensive and also help me stalk my best friend's ex!

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How are people so EFFORTLESSLY funny. I am fantasizing about her soup

Little old Italian lady: Do you have zucchini?

Me: Yes, right here.

Lady: Is how much?

Me: $2.99 a pound.

Lady: It's usually $1.49.

Me: Yes, in the summer.

Lady, pauses, then grabs two: I put it in a soup.

Me: Oh nice, what kind are you making?

Lady: You will not fantasize about my soup.

And then she walked away. "You will not fantasize about my soup" will be in my head forever. I love you, little old Italian lady.

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Is it too late to be gentle parented or ...??

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Is Peeta bread cannibalism? Or are we saying he carrying that badonkadonk.

Catnip Everdeen...the cat on fire!!! 🔥 🔥

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The maintenance man gave me and my coworker child-sized Pikachu walkie-talkies. Our offices are right next to each other. If this isn't what adulthood is, I don't want it. /Over/

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Catnip Everdeen...the cat on fire!!! 🔥 🔥

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When I dated you, I had hoped that you were the boy who was invited to the girls only treehouse since you were so gentle and nice, and that you came in even though the other boys would tease you for it later. That you read quietly during book time, and respected your line leader.

Now I know that you weren't that. You weren't any of those things. You probably kicked dirt, crashed block towers over, and were never allowed in the treehouse.

All I know now is that you share your crayons, are willing to kick towers over together, and that I'd gladly share my treehouse with you. Here's to knowing you now.

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You know I bet that bitch Hans wouldn't even finish her sandwich too. Even if it was a really big one and she was getting pretty full.

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It's my 9 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

It be funny because I deleted all the old shit cuz I can't let it see the light of day. But now I'm back bois, gaydies and Lentlemen, and themleton. Fear me.

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"fuck it we ball" is for stress about the future "it is what it is" is for stress about the past and "this too shall pass" is for stress about the present thank you for coming to my TED talk

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And yes I said MapQuest despite switching over to Google maps years ago. MapQuest will always be my true love. We went through things together leave us alone.

My unpopular opinion is that I typically don't like books that have maps at the start of it. Don't just assume that putting a map means I understand where things are. If you put a map it's going to be a geographically complicated and I'm not down for that I don't even know how to get to the kitchen most days if I don't turn on my MapQuest LOL

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My unpopular opinion is that I typically don't like books that have maps at the start of it. Don't just assume that putting a map means I understand where things are. If you put a map it's going to be a geographically complicated and I'm not down for that I don't even know how to get to the kitchen most days if I don't turn on my MapQuest LOL