rocksaurz
Silly Wrestling
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The Story of Pro Wrestling is a compendium of tales told over generations. Some of those tales are a deep and emotional blend of fiction and reality. Others are just plain silly. Here’s to appreciating the silliness of pro wrestling! This blog also includes my random wresting thoughts so be warned
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rocksaurz · 4 months ago
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Rewatched one of WrestleMania 35 (considered to be a bit worse due to the crowd and its hours) matches and it's Roman vs Drew.
Like... it looks a bit interesting with all the, uh, submissions Drew did on Roman.
Umm...
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What is with the face grab from Drew?! Damn!
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Looking like they're ready to kiss with Drew grabbing Roman's hair like that.
I swear, wrestling can and will be gay interesting sometimes.
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rocksaurz · 4 months ago
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The chaos and the confusion that always surrounds R-Truth 🤣 I. Love. It.
Why do it look like Waller and the Miz be acting like they caught their partners cheatin' on em. 😭
("How did I do!??" - Truth... 😂💀🤦🏽‍♀️
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rocksaurz · 4 months ago
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“Would have been bad if I got taken out ….(remembers he’s doing solo commentary)
Maybe it wouldn’t be”
- Michael Cole, Raw 6/24/24
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rocksaurz · 5 months ago
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rocksaurz · 6 months ago
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Damn WWE probably just paid a shit ton of money to keep the broadcast going over its time slot
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rocksaurz · 6 months ago
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With every Raw Miz is getting closer and closer to snapping
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rocksaurz · 6 months ago
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rocksaurz · 7 months ago
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This just in Sheamus did flips while wielding a sword and severed a giant metal scorpion tail.
El Torito should have been able to get more hits in, but his landing was stellar
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rocksaurz · 7 months ago
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Triple H having a tear-a-way suit with wresting gear underneath is hilarious. Only pales in comparison to just exploding his suit off through the power of flexing his muscles when he’s about to fight a demon on an car-boat in the middle of a race.
I love that I get to say the sentences without having to make anything up
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rocksaurz · 7 months ago
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Absolutely adore Kofi surfing on a flying camera drone while giving commentary on the race! He looks cool as fuck and it makes me want an animated WWE super hero AU staring the New Day so badly
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Look at him! He’s so cool! Love his personality in this as well
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rocksaurz · 7 months ago
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All of the vibes are pointing to Vince being the evil mastermind and that’s so based of them if they have the confidence to go through with it. (I doubt they will though. They’ll probably just make the mechanic whose just trying to put his kids through college evil)
Edit: Yo I think they might actually make the McMahons evil! (Thank God)
As a side note absolutely crazy to see/hear Cody in full Stardust mode. Though it’s very fun to see Sheamus deal with the magical Rhodes brothers who keep teleporting in an out of his car and blowing magical Stardust/glitter into his face.
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rocksaurz · 7 months ago
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In the middle of watching the second scooby doo movie and how they write Miz is wild.
In the first half of the movie he’s in full A-list cowardly misogynist douche-bag mode, rightfully gets his ass kicked by Paige, and then cows under the prospect of being fired by Vince
Two scenes later he’s got the bravery and heroics to fight, as far as we know, an actual demon who defeated Dusty Rhodes and Undertaker to save Shaggy and Scooby.
His music pops, and he has a whole ass face turn, even pulling out the figure four lock and hand springs. AND THEN HE FUCKING WINS
It would been funny to see him turn out to be the villain and real call forward to the whole paying someone to kidnap him bit (that went on way too long, though the sweater was appreciated)
Its in character either way because last movie he full on fought a demon bear no hesitation
Edit: He immediately starts sniveling about potentially loosing his ‘awesome’ after the demon escapes. What a weenie, I love ‘em (critically important he can only be cool once a movie)
Edit 2: At this point it feels incredibly plausible that Miz has a section in his contract that says he has to be cool at least once in a film, cause that face turn glow up comes out of literally no where.
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rocksaurz · 7 months ago
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I love that these Scooby-Doo cross-over movies are unabashedly sequels. Poor Miz has had to fight two demons in like the span of a six months.
Also the Implications of WWE city existing is crazy. That’s a full on company town that runs off of wrestling…some how? Do non-wrestlers work there? Do public services exist? Can the wrestlers vote on leadership? (Probably not)
It honestly represents one of the larger issues in the wresting industry. Lack of mobility/agency and protections for workers.
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rocksaurz · 7 months ago
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I was baffled when I first learned that Scooby-Doo! and WWE had a cross over movie
I was even more baffled when I learned they had two
I shouldn’t be that surprised considering how much branching out WWE did in the 2000s and 2010s, but it is funny as hell
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