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Why has no one talked about Colin x Post-Peter Butler's murder Stefan yet

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kitlin / kitty + colin ritman headcanons ♡ (repost w/ sum minor tweaks)

— they met in secondary school (specifically year 9/8th grade for the abnormal) via mutual friends and crushed over each other for way too long before getting together in year 13 (after both decided to a-levels).

— colin was actually pretty terrified of kitty, still kind of is.

— how did they get together? well, kitty invited their friendgroup to her house, stole her dads alcohol and after everyone but colin had left, the two of them ended up making out. the morning after at school, colin (still a nervous wreck at the time) asked her if she liked him or that was just a one time thing and she ended up confessing right there.

— their date nights include doing cocaine together while listening to edgar froese

— kitty big spoon. send tweet.

— kitty is an artist and colin likes to spoils her with the most lavish art supplies he can find. hell, he spoils her with the most lavish stuff he can find, period, no matter what is.

— already established that colin was not allowed anywhere near pearl's naming process, but if they ever had a second child, colin would spend the months begging kitty to let him name it. she said no everytime but gave in eventually. (her name is lsdina ritman 🥹❤️)

— after arguments ; colin is the first to apologise surprisingly.. and he does it too much. kitty doesn't know whether he's just like that or it's some manipulation tactic sometimes. (its both)

— colin would never ever ever lay a finger on kitty, and whenever he thinks about hurting her against his will, he spends the next 30 minutes completely hating himself (<- beaming my ocd and intrusive thoughts onto him <3)

— kitty prefers verbal affection, colin prefers physical (and gift giving but like only towards her #kittyprivilege)

— due to being like zero vitamin d, colin gets sick a lot, like a lot a lot. kitty is a bit overcaring and colin likes to take some advantage of this by exaggerating his symptoms. i hate him so much

— kitty kinda misses when colin was overly sensitive and a massive scaredy cat. of course she's glad he's grown a spine but she liked when he was the human equivalent of a deer in headlights too.

— they both have extreme parental issues and thats one of the ways they bond ❤️ colin is a bit more dependant on kitty because of them but he tries to act like thats not the case.

— after The Horrors of Dec 1994™, kitty refused to leave colin's side no matter what even while some people were telling her not to. colin was just gonna completely dissapear alone, but kitty convinced him to let her and pearl come with him. probably a bad idea but she refuses to leave colin alone especially after what he's been through.

pearl&col hcs | satpal/col hcs

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(yes i'm using that middle pic again, not my fault kitlin are NEVER on screen 2gether !!!)

kitlin / kitty + colin ritman headcanons ♡

— they met in secondary school (specifically year 9/8th grade for the abnormal) via mutual friends and crushed over each other for way too long before getting together in year 13 (after both decided to a-levels).

— how did they get together? well, kitty invited their friendgroup to her house, stole her dads alcohol and after everyone but colin had left, the two of them ended up making out. the morning after at school, colin (still a nervous wreck at the time) asked her if she liked him or that was just a one time thing and she was like "yeah m8 ur cute as shit" and thats how kitlin happened.

— their date nights: they do cocaine together while listening to edgar froese

— kitty big spoon. send tweet.

— kitty is an artist and colin likes to spoils her with the most lavish art supplies he can find. hell, he spoils her with the most lavish stuff he can find, period, no matter what is.

— already established that colin was not allowed anywhere near pearl's naming process, but if they ever had a second child, colin would spend the months begging kitty to let him name it. she says no everytime.

— after arguments ; colin is the first to apologise surprisingly.. and he does it too much. kitty doesn't know whether he's just like that or it's some manipulation tactic sometimes. (its a bit of both)

— colin would never ever ever lay a finger on kitty, and whenever he thinks about hurting her against his will, he spends the next 30 minutes completely hating himself (<- beaming my ocd and intrusive thoughts onto him <3)

— kitty prefers verbal affection, colin prefers physical (and gift giving but like only towards her #kittyprivilege)

— due to being like zero vitamin d, colin gets sick a lot, like a lot a lot. kitty has to practically tie him to the bed to make sure he rests (wouldnt be the first time shes tied him to the bed amirite fellas)

— kitty enjoyed watching colin's slow personality transformation from a sensitive scaredy cat to .. whatever he is now, simply because she knows that he really has not actually changed. at all. he's still a sensitive pussy under all that and she likes it a lot more than she probably should.

— they both have extreme parental issues and thats one of the ways they bond ❤️ aw my sweeties

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When you know Colin has killed in-canon but you can't prove it

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Wish there was a video file with all of Colin's scenes

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It's interesting that in the tape Colin gives Stefan about JFD it's said that his wife "spiked him with psychoactive drugs", and Stefan is supposed to be a direct narrative parallel of Davies, so Colin is basically referenced as the wife

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what bands do you see kitty listening to

*Inhales* I see her having a similar taste to Colin's so besides the ones he canonically listens to I'd say:

Siouxsie and the Banshees, Velvet Underground, She Wants Revenge, The Runaways/Joan Jett & The Blackhearts, Iggy Pop, Ladytron, Sisters of Mercy..

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Never would've guessed that the return of my Colin Ritman hyperfixation would generate a domino effect leading me to get into alt subculture and attend a goth party a year later but here we are I think

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This Colin shot...

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my friend's partner had to go on a trip for one week, and he's every day posting a crazy routine on his ig stories like "day 2 without my gf at home: i put the washed clothes in the closet. they're all turned inside out", i always think this is colin when kitty is away coded.

Colin on his second day without Kitty at home: "Had to cook by myself and didn't check the expiration dates. Learned that expired cheese gives the same effects as acid mushrooms (picture of a dish that had acid mushrooms he mistaked for regular edible ones)"

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HES SO CUTE

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what headcanons post do u guys wanna see next ^_^

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Having Colin Ritman as a comfort character is so nice you think "what would he do in my place" and the most unhinged scenario you can imagine comes to mind

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are u a fic writer by any means? I would love to read a kitlin story based on your headcanons :3

That's cute, thanks ♡ And you can say I am and I also have some plot ideas for Kitlin/Bandersnatch fanfics, I just have a bad procrastination habit of starting stories and not finishing them 😭 But I might try to post something here in the future

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Had a dream with Colin and woke up with period cramps