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riposte · 25 days ago
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Reblog if people may BOOp spam you
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riposte · 28 days ago
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archaeologists be like: so i’ve been doing some relative dating-
person 2 idk lets call him mark
mark: woah hold up-
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riposte · 1 month ago
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washing machine: into the soup!
dryer: maracas but also fire
(for bonus points and added realism, stop cleaning your lint trap :)
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riposte · 1 month ago
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someone called me a pansy once and i took that to heart
now im a fucking flower
help
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riposte · 1 month ago
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born to be a (jane) foole, forced to be (lucretia) [on] tumbler
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