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archaeologists be like: so i’ve been doing some relative dating-
person 2 idk lets call him mark
mark: woah hold up-
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washing machine: into the soup!
dryer: maracas but also fire
(for bonus points and added realism, stop cleaning your lint trap :)
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someone called me a pansy once and i took that to heart
now im a fucking flower
help
#pansy#punny#you try being a flower#they pull out the watering can and its like#oh yay time to get waterboarded again
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born to be a (jane) foole, forced to be (lucretia) [on] tumbler
#this is really funny for the people that know their court jesters#hello world#witness my descent into madness#this masterpiece is titled “the birth of riposte”#now imagine me standing naked on a seashell#or dont actually
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