kermple
kermple
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kermple · 10 days ago
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the underappreciated comedy of Sherlock Holmes and his violin. he owns a world-class instrument he bought for pennies. he's an accomplished musician well-versed in the classics. his favorite way to play? fiddling with it absentmindedly while thinking bout other stuff. bitch uses a stradivarius as a stim toy. he bribes his long-suffering roommate with golden oldies
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kermple · 10 days ago
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I think HCing characters with physical disabilities is good and should be done more often but whenever I do it I feel like
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kermple · 11 days ago
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Shadow out in the park
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kermple · 14 days ago
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Women want one thing and it's quite obvious, A large affordable interconnected North American Rail Network
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kermple · 14 days ago
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If T makes you gain weight and E and antidepressants do it too, and so does enjoying good food and not being hungry all the time, then perhaps maybe sometimes joy & weight gain come hand in hand and that's good
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kermple · 29 days ago
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"are they lovers?" worse, they're sherlock and watson variants.
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kermple · 1 month ago
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tea party birds
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kermple · 2 months ago
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Happy Super Bowl Sunday to all who partake, and happy completely normal Sunday to those of us who create and listen to Audio Dramas
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kermple · 2 months ago
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kermple · 2 months ago
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kermple · 2 months ago
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guy who doesnt realize hes commanding a small army and thinks a lot of people are just going along with his bit
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kermple · 2 months ago
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when life closes a door and you can fit through that window you simply have to kool aid man that shit.
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kermple · 2 months ago
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The fact that you can’t raise taxes on billionaires even slightly without them pouring money into fascist political movements is, of itself, evidence that billionaires as a class shouldn’t be allowed to exist in the first place.
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kermple · 2 months ago
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one of me and my brothers favourite bits to do is pretend we're cavemen seeing modern things for the first time. like an airplane passes overhead and i go 'caveman' and we both point and stare at it pass with gazes of abject horror and disbelief like we're about to experience the rapture and have seen the closest thing to god we ever will
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kermple · 2 months ago
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many of you im afraid
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kermple · 2 months ago
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Hmm thinking about a martin redesign
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kermple · 2 months ago
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Many movie reviews will say "this is low budget shlock" like it's a bad thing but I Love low budget shlock. The worst thing a movie can be isn't Cheap it's Uninteresting. It's Soulless. Billion dollar mcu bullshit isn't good just because it's expensive to make. Budget constraints aren't the movie's fault. We don't live in a world where people are paid for being good. Open your heart
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