kermple
kermple
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kermple · 5 hours ago
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Happy Super Bowl Sunday to all who partake, and happy completely normal Sunday to those of us who create and listen to Audio Dramas
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kermple · 16 hours ago
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kermple · 18 hours ago
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kermple · 18 hours ago
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guy who doesnt realize hes commanding a small army and thinks a lot of people are just going along with his bit
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kermple · 4 days ago
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when life closes a door and you can fit through that window you simply have to kool aid man that shit.
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kermple · 4 days ago
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The fact that you can’t raise taxes on billionaires even slightly without them pouring money into fascist political movements is, of itself, evidence that billionaires as a class shouldn’t be allowed to exist in the first place.
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kermple · 5 days ago
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one of me and my brothers favourite bits to do is pretend we're cavemen seeing modern things for the first time. like an airplane passes overhead and i go 'caveman' and we both point and stare at it pass with gazes of abject horror and disbelief like we're about to experience the rapture and have seen the closest thing to god we ever will
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kermple · 7 days ago
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many of you im afraid
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kermple · 7 days ago
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Hmm thinking about a martin redesign
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kermple · 7 days ago
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Many movie reviews will say "this is low budget shlock" like it's a bad thing but I Love low budget shlock. The worst thing a movie can be isn't Cheap it's Uninteresting. It's Soulless. Billion dollar mcu bullshit isn't good just because it's expensive to make. Budget constraints aren't the movie's fault. We don't live in a world where people are paid for being good. Open your heart
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kermple · 7 days ago
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everything else migjt suck but at least we have a perfectly shaped february to anticipate halfheartedly
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kermple · 15 days ago
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Joy Oladokun covering 'Blackbird' by the Beatles | 22.11.2024 | Christchurch, NZ
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kermple · 15 days ago
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i cannot hate myself into a version of me i will love.
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kermple · 16 days ago
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omg look at how they look at each other 😍😍 there's NO romantic explanation for this literally the amount of devotion they have could only be platonic. people who r just dating don't act like that, those two are sooo best friends
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kermple · 16 days ago
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Work Song (feat. Joy Oladokun) | 22.11.2024 | Christchurch
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kermple · 16 days ago
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dead serious WHAT did they put into claire de lune to make it do all that
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kermple · 16 days ago
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Any travel advice site will tell you to travel like a local, but honestly you should local like a traveller. Go out with wide eyes and curiosity. Visit museums and parks and art galleries, try out the overpriced but highly rated restaurants that only tourists visit, take photos and video, stop to read those heritage information signs, treat yourself to an ice cream on a hot day. Don't let tourists be the only ones who take joy in your home.
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