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Your honour I love them

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hozier if he was a mouse: squeak me to church

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Not my usual fandom posting but I couldn’t help it

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god this joke socked me right in the gut only to be followed up with the most heartbreaking shit in the world in jammer telling evan:

this show is trying to kill me i swear

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fatima aamer bilal, excerpt from moony moonless sky’s ‘you must burn.’ // art shared by eda akyel on pinterest.

[text id: when you are born nothing, / you spend your entire life trying to be everything.]

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if the heavens ever did squeak, she's the last true mouse piece

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had a dream I went to a hozier concert and mr. hozier stopped singing and pointed to me in the crowd and asked me to go get him some extra crispy tofu and a blueberry shake for after the show and then the crowd passed his debit card to me and when I got it I could see his real legal name was Horace Bob-omb

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So let me clarify something:

While I mostly post about Holmes and Watson as a ship, in the original stories my view of their relationship actually changes every time I read them.

In Granada on the other hand…

Yeah, they’re married.

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Genuinely so mad that white hozier fans turned me off from listening to him for so long cuz they kept going on and on about how hes just a soft little irish cottagecore bogman meanwhile his entire discography is "eat the rich and eat pussy to the tune of an absolutely banger bass guitar riff"

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Rewatching granada holmes they really are written as married, especially after Reichenbach.

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As someone who lacks any basic sense of self-preservation, I feel seen and represented whenever Dr J. H. Watson does something that implies a pathologically unhinged thought process, which clearly involved zero planning nor strategy, then rebrands is as bravery and calls it a day.

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A Study in Scarlet illustration by Полина Граф (2024)

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fellas is it gay to write 56 short stories and 4 novels about your intimate friend and colleague, turning him into an icon and making people from all across the world be in awe at him for generations so that his name and your love would become legendary? asking for a friend

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When Hozier said "even when you're not aiming to tell a story, you're telling a story" and when he said "the relationship that a person has with the work is down to them, and also what it helps them through ultimately is still work that they've done" and when he said "to open the set with a few words of Irish and hear a crowd singing that back, on the other side of the planet, singing words in a language that was, for a time, illegal in my own country...that is a special thing" and when he said "history is being told in the very way we construct sentences"

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Second most observant man in London is so focused on finding a match that he misses the whole other man (and goose) in the room