righteouslazarus

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the revenant is literally me except as a sexy tall dark haired man so that all of my problems are seen as tragic and moving rather than toxic and offputting

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if i was a famous actor i would hate to date another famous actor. i think i would actually catfish as a normal person on hinge and then show up to the first date as a super sexy moviestar and be like. yeah it was me the whole time

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god i hate michael cera

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being mean and hateful is only funny when i do it. everyone else who does it is a miserable loser and should kts so the rest of us ESPECIALLY their family and close friends can be happier in the long run. 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

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idk i think hazals height is adorable

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i have got to get eviller

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i got an air fryer for christmas.

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"neurospicy" I am begging you to just call me a retard

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HATE!!!!!!!!! LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE! HATE!!!

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i wanna be manic on the internet forever!!!!!!!!!!!

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i wish i could swallow this song whole like an antidepressant

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took my meds. i am 100% not at fault for anything that happened during the last 2 hours.

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sigma freud diagnosed me with equal combinations of oral-aggressive and phallic-aggressive and honestly i think he should have been shot with a gun

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i have got to get normaler

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theres genuinely no better time to write in jessamyns point of view than when im off my antipsychotics

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idgaf if all your favorite characters are men because youre gay. you should learn to like characters youre not attracted to

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when im rich and famous am i still gonna be allowed to tell people to die or is that gonna be like against the rules