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Hey you know Frosty the Snowman?

He needs his magic hat to come alive, but the snow he is made from don't matter. Onne day some kids made Frosty. Hat, snow, coal button eyes, and carrot nose. The whole thing.

A kid's parent was cooking soup, but ran out of carrots. Seeing the carrot on Frosty, they took it and started peeling it.

Having his nose skinned, Frosty promptly awoke and started screaming.

Frosty was 300 poinds of snow. So he comes crashing through the goddamn wall and tramples the parent to death.

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As an adult you must cultivate the skill of “Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.”

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Wailey wailey, it's the big scary hag!

Granny Wheatherwax and Nanny Ogg on the street of Ankh-Morphork, commission for Becky ♥

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Ach, wailey wailey!

The thought of an evil Weatherwax shivers me timbers! The big scary hag is fearsome enough.

Sometimes I think about how Esme Weatherwax desperately wanted to be the evil twin, but the logic of narrative causality constrained her to be good after Lilly turned evil.

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Workin on a bigger piece, so for now have some traditional doodles I've done over the past few weeks. Last drawing based on SUPERCRITICAL by @masque-of-plague

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Crivens!

What cute doggo art magic

"They say flowers can open new paths"

I still can't believe we're getting a sequel so many years later, I'm so excited!

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weird how no one ever comments on the absence of smells unprompted. the nose just isn't a topic of conversation unless it's urgent huh

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I am physically incapable of reading "Crivens" right the first time.

Crivens!

I made this word up specifically to torment you, it has no prior basis in real life.

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Crivens!

I am surrounded on all sides by quality art.

Send artillery barrage to my position!

Happy one year to the trading cards I got to make for the Wilder Institute/Calgary Zoo's penguin walk.

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Crivens!

I know not why the tumblr algorithm put this on my dash, as I do not follow you, no whatever fandom this is.

But impressive art.

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Alright, you wanna know the truth about stealing gimmicks? Fine. But this might change your entire worldview of the art of gimmick thievery.

Click keep reading at your own caution.

You have been warned.

Keep reading

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Crivens!

We got some wee little kitties. In a tree!

draw the line

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Crivens!

Kinda cool, and mildly disturbing art

trying ink medium (someone give me tips🥲)

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I'm siiiiick :((

aaaarrruuuggh......... :'<

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CRIVENS!

#what the fuck is this about?

Tags via watercraver, THIRSTING FOR ENDLESS WATER

This is reference to gremlin video, wherein a woman sings a song to her boyfriend that if he doesn’t get rid of the ps5 she’ll run it over.

it's me dream I'm the ps5 speaking to you inside your brain say the slur again dream you can reclaim it