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When your genocidal warmongering colonialist imperialistic buff butch milf wolf mom wants you to join your home country鈥檚 military industrial complex but you鈥檙e too busy being artdeco steampunk fenty beauty mogul diplomat goddess with a buff latino-adjacent boytoy who has a situationship with a sad eastern European 90鈥檚 heroine-chic machine herald Czech hunter twink boyfriend
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All I'm saying is Jayce Talis is a bisexual polyamorous man who has a type and that type is just, Higher Beings. His type is just Jesus Christ. Bro straight up wants to fuck God
Edit: damn bisexuals found this post hello y'all hope you have a nice day the post reached its target audience
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The three stages of life, but it features Sentinel Prime for some reason (and we all know what that reason is)
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something something three high guardsmen and a mentally unwell emo kid walk into an abandoned energon depot
inspired by this and this
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i cant stop thinking about what happens once megatron leaves with the high guard. imagine this random 19 year old that almost killed your leader is now in charge and he just had the worst day of his life i'm talking mascara streaming down the face chest heaving breaking out in random sobs and you're supposed to be like Can we launch an offensive Can we Please Launch a fucking offensive
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